~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Gatliss123]

Was dismembering bodies in the morgue, and then selling them on the black market to fuel her wax addiction.

 

[HollyS]

Was dismembering bodies in the morgue, and then selling them on the black market to fuel her wax addiction.

Put in all that time trying to get me hooked on wax, only to find out I had turned to laser...

 

[Gatliss123]

Tried to suffocate me with wax when I found out about the body stealing (and I assure that I wasn't... Trying to steal oxycontin and then hijack an Uber).

 

[EctoJohn]

Tried to suffocate me with wax when I found out about the body stealing (and I assure that I wasn't... Trying to steal oxycontin and then hijack an Uber).

Once declared war on the island of Tasmania with a tennis racquet.

 

[Gatliss123]

Committed numerous war crimes during the Great Emu War.

 

[KatieHoney]

Is currently hiding in South America somewhere, disguised as a Llama. The other Llama's have made him their King

 

[SimonSex]

The alpacas made her their queen. Llamas wanted nothing to do with her.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Became a zoologist because he enjoys watching animals having sex

 

[Beardy_181]

Has a 4x4 truck. Specifically for those challenging driving conditions on the way to Target.

 

[KatieHoney]

Has a replica of the Mystery Machine and disguises himself as Shaggy to sell weed to high school kids. Got caught in a sting operation. He would have got away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids.

 

[Beardy_181]

Has a replica of the Mystery Machine and disguises himself as Shaggy to sell weed to high school kids. Got caught in a sting operation. He would have got away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids.

You've got the grumpy part about meddlesome kids absolutely correct!

 

[Mewalkabout]

You've got the grumpy part about meddlesome kids absolutely correct!

Uses mayo as foot cream

 

[Gatliss123]

Has committed bigamy over 20 times, has 15 children by different women.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has committed bigamy over 20 times, has 15 children by different women.

Is always determined to be the user posting before me.

 

[SimonSex]

Dresses like Willie Wonka when his wife is out of town.

 

[EctoJohn]

Dresses like Willie Wonka when his wife is out of town.

Takes pride in his giant Lego Minifigure collection, particularly the "naked" Yoda mistake figure.

 

[Gatliss123]

Tried to scam me out of 9,000 euros so he could fuel his ectoplasm addiction.

 

[Series 6]

Tried to scam me out of 9,000 euros so he could fuel his ectoplasm addiction.

Uses “ectoplasm” as a euphemism for semen.

 

[Gatliss123]

Is a rogue mandalorian.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is a rogue mandalorian.

Has a secret underground bunker in an almost supervillain style over the top way where he practices and perfects his disco dancing believing in his heart that disco will make its popular comeback soon.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has a secret underground bunker in an almost supervillain style over the top way where he practices and perfects his disco dancing believing in his heart that disco will make its popular comeback soon.

He killed disco it was brutal. They are making an in-depth, 3 part docuseries about it on HBO MAX

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

He killed disco it was brutal. They are making an in-depth, 3 part docuseries about it on HBO MAX

Despite her username she does not actually know how to play the harp, nor is she in any way angelic

 

[EctoJohn]

Despite her username she does not actually know how to play the harp, nor is she in any way angelic

Their favorite food is fried rum raisin ice cream.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Their favorite food is fried rum raisin ice cream.

His favorite food is salmon ice cream

 

[Justabaldguy70]

His favorite food is salmon ice cream

Keeps a collection of his trimmed toe nails