~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[fakingadulthood]

His name is actually Barry Ashfull, but he thinks he got away with using his real name, cos noone seems to have noticed...

Has alts as wand 1,2 and 4-17 rlust

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Has alts as wand 1,2 and 4-17 rlust

He’s not faking adulthood, he’s actually 2-3 fully-grown adult little people in a coat

 

[Biggalute]

He’s not faking adulthood, he’s actually 2-3 fully-grown adult little people in a coat

She's actually a calm and sedate little pussy

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

She's actually a calm and sedate little pussy

(Tell that to the man who, just earlier today, expressed concerns of being pounce-fucked to death if he didn’t up his cardio! )

He actually meant to secure the user ID “BigGlutes” but autocorrect intervened

 

[Photog1rl]

(Tell that to the man who, just earlier today, expressed concerns of being pounce-fucked to death if he didn’t up his cardio! )

He actually meant to secure the user ID “BigGlutes” but autocorrect intervened

She is super mean and does not ever reply thoroughly.
Oh and she hates to orgasm

 

[subdudeme13]

She is super mean and does not ever reply thoroughly.
Oh and she hates to orgasm

She is meaner than Kitty so frisky and scratches even worse.
She should by knee pads.

 

[fakingadulthood]

She is meaner than Kitty so frisky and scratches even worse.
She should by knee pads.

Username is a typo and he’s been subdued and will be a few minutes late

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Convicted for dodging taxes

 

[subdudeme13]

Wears clothing on nude beaches.

 

[Sappho_CGN]

learnes his parrot dirty words

 

[ImpishSeraph]

secretly French Braid's her pubic hair when she's bored.

 

[Sallyhansen6914]

Stalls me night and day. I like it

 

[lifeis2short2b]

Secretly slips into my bed at night. And disappears in the morning. Can't wait for bedtime.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Life was too short … the poster is a gnost

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Has a secret lab where she concocts a chemical reaction that will turn anyone she wants into a sex crazed maniac. Slipped me some once and I found myself rubbing against a statue of David

 

[fakingadulthood]

can’t remember to start every conversation with “fear not” despite being a seraphim

 

[bashfull]

can’t remember to start every conversation with “fear not” despite being a seraphim

Confuses Star Wars and Star Trek

 

[AlexBailey]

Confuses Star Wars and Star Trek

Collects millions in royalties from Disney every year.

 

[Coyote100]

He looks much better in formal evening wear.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

He looks much better in formal evening wear.

He’s actually not a coyote. He’s not a house cat, domesticated dog or fox either. He is a forest corgi!

 

[Coyote100]

She is an expert in telling the diffence between different species of canines.

 

[UnquietDreams]

He was the original songwriter for "I'm Too Sexy."

 

[Coyote100]

His claims of being Irish are fake. He was actually born in Brooklyn, New York.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

He is the missing link between humans and Bigfoot.

 

[Wriggle]

He fancies Thatcher