~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Wriggle]

He is actually a wonky, first generation AI with anger issues.

I was programmed by the politics boards.

He has erotica dreams about the buttholes of cats

They had white boy dreads as a teen.

 

[UnquietDreams]

They had white boy dreads as a teen.

They still do, they just keep them in a box, high in the closet.

 

[fakingadulthood]

They still do, they just keep them in a box, high in the closet.

He’s asleep so he doesn’t realize that his dreams are deafeningly loud

 

[Coyote100]

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He really is only 12, and shouldn't be looking at anything on Lit.

 

[bashfull]

He really is only 12, and shouldn't be looking at anything on Lit.

Is fascinated with beastiality. Specifically anything to do with canines.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is fascinated with beastiality. Specifically anything to do with canines.

Told @Coyote100 that he likes being a furry. Especially canine furries.

 

[bashfull]

Told @Coyote100 that he likes being a furry. Especially canine furries.

[Spews coffee].

Has a whole choreography based on furry sex

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Bashfull is an acronym for

Big
Ass
Sex-fiend
Hiding
From
Uniformed
Law-enforcement
Long-time

 

[Taegul]

He has episodes of Walker Texas Ranger playing on a continuous loop 24/7 at home. Best show evah!

 

[fakingadulthood]

He has episodes of Walker Texas Ranger playing on a continuous loop 24/7 at home. Best show evah!

Bought Conan’s old Walker Texas Ranger Lever and uses it whenever possible

 

[crazychemgirl]

(Assuming it’s a dude)


Wanted to try wanking with viagra before sleeping pills kicked in but took the sleeping pills first and passed out naked

 

[bashfull]

Bought Conan’s old Walker Texas Ranger Lever and uses it whenever possible

Has a "Woody" doll. Constantly pulls on the string hoping a woody might pop out...or up.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Has a "Woody" doll. Constantly pulls on the string hoping a woody might pop out...or up.

Was always disappointed when no one died fording a river in Oregon Trail

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Was always disappointed when no one died fording a river in Oregon Trail

Had his ass beat. Apparently he was trying to pay of a loan shark with monopoly bills. Seems as though he liked it.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Assbeating is in the genes for any Imp, normally because their electric butt plug is playing up

 

[Live_Oak]

He actually speaks with an American southern drawl.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Is actually a vine growing up an oak tree

 

[Taegul]

He stands on a street corner in Reno, Nevada wearing a slot machine costume and charging strangers 50 cents per pull of the "lever".

 

[LatinaSoCal1995]

He totally promised me $500 for the night. Fucker lied and gave me $400 with a $100 tip.

 

[positiveflirt]

He totally promised me $500 for the night. Fucker lied and gave me $400 with a $100 tip.

She owes me that whole $500 plus tip

 

[Live_Oak]

Spent the whole $500 playing skeeball at Chuck-E-Cheez.

 

[curious_slut]

He does more than just hug trees. A lot more.

 

[Jaws82]

He does more than just hug trees. A lot more.

Once described Silence of the Lambs as "simply OK."

 

[curious_slut]

Once described Silence of the Lambs as "simply OK."

Lies, not truths! The TV show was way better!

Has watched Jaws, on VHS specifically, 82 times.

 

[Live_Oak]

Lies, not truths! The TV show was way better!

Has watched Jaws, on VHS specifically, 82 times.

Holds her arms up and yells “WHEEEE” on elevators. So annoying!