~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Kept threatening to leave, but stayed and was aroused the whole time I did that... the unitard hides nothing

She has a nearly uncontrollable desire to grab the closest fire hose and wash down anyone she sees in a unitard… especially if they are dancing.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She has a nearly uncontrollable desire to grab the closest fire hose and wash down anyone she sees in a unitard… especially if they are dancing.

Has pinned all the closest fire hoses on my map for me, simply because she finds pleasure in my chaos... especially in messing with dancers

 

[azz_vt]

Thinking we should blow up the certificate on the wall so it’s easier to read and more obvious

Ruining the game a little but if I were ever an eye doctor I’d copy my certificate and make it a little blurry before hanging the blurry one on the wall in my practice.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has pinned all the closest fire hoses on my map for me, simply because she finds pleasure in my chaos... especially in messing with dancers

Almost let off with the fire hose when it was offered to teach her the Thriller dance.

Almost.

 

[BrendaBear]

Almost let off with the fire hose when it was offered to teach her the Thriller dance.

Almost.

*the mental image of a woman standing there with a fire hose, vacillating on whether or not to hose people doen as they are doing the monster dance from Thriller… that was awesome*

He actually is Michael Jackson and did all the dancing in the Thriller video himself….

 

[AlwaysDancing]

*the mental image of a woman standing there with a fire hose, vacillating on whether or not to hose people doen as they are doing the monster dance from Thriller… that was awesome*

He actually is Michael Jackson and did all the dancing in the Thriller video himself….

More Kevin Bacon in footloose

has a perfect Vincent price laugh impression.

 

[MindYaBitness]

More Kevin Bacon in footloose

has a perfect Vincent price laugh impression.

Has two left feet

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has two left feet

Yeah. After the accident, the doctor put them on wrong. At least … at least I can still walk.

She got scissors for hands after that Edward movie. The better to cut hedges … I guess.

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah. After the accident, the doctor put them on wrong. At least … at least I can still walk.

She got scissors for hands after that Edward movie. The better to cut hedges … I guess.

Actually sounds exactly like Helena Bonham Carter in the Harry Potter movies when he laughs.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Actually sounds exactly like Helena Bonham Carter in the Harry Potter movies when he laughs.

(Which is especially off-putting when he moonwalks)

Records his eerily similar Helena Bonham Carter laugh to play at unsuspecting passersby

 

[AlwaysDancing]

(Which is especially off-putting when he moonwalks)

Records his eerily similar Helena Bonham Carter laugh to play at unsuspecting passersby

When the sorting hat was placed upon her head, it passed out … allegedly from a hangover … and she was sent to the kitchen to be a hogwart’s first kitchen witch.

 

[BrendaBear]

When the sorting hat was placed upon her head, it passed out … allegedly from a hangover … and she was sent to the kitchen to be a hogwart’s first kitchen witch.

Got kicked put of Slytherin House for annoying everyone so much with trying to get them to do his new Slitherdance.

It is like Riverdance, but different.

 

[SimonSex]

Wears a GoPro on their head pretty much everywhere

 

[BrendaBear]

Wears a GoPro on their head pretty much everywhere

He has been to both the north and south poles… twice.

 

[F3x0r]

Is actually a bear cub.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He has been to both the north and south poles… twice.

She couldn’t find the poles but honestly she was looking for those red and white barber poles.

 

[MiaBabe23]

He has been to both the north and south poles… twice.

Featured as an exotic dancer in a Beyonce video

 

[MiaBabe23]

Oop I was outta synch sorry!

Is actually a bear cub.

Dresses up as a bear to make people giggle in line at Walmart

She couldn’t find the poles but honestly she was looking for those red and white barber poles.

Trained as a barber so he can offer to cut his friends’ hair then does so deliberately badly

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Oop I was outta synch sorry!

Dresses up as a bear to make people giggle in line at Walmart

Trained as a barber so he can offer to cut his friends’ hair then does so deliberately badly

But she got a rocking haircut … and tells everyone I did it. And then they get cuts from me. And we take photos. And laugh. And sell them on the web to people who have fetishes for bad haircuts.

 

[BrendaBear]

But she got a rocking haircut … and tells everyone I did it. And then they get cuts from me. And we take photos. And laugh. And sell them on the web to people who have fetishes for bad haircuts.

He once snuck in Studio 54 after the place was closed so he could have the floor to himself and dance like John Travolta

 

[Sammysub07]

Got the idea to sneak into studio 54 because you once snuck into a toy store like on Home Alone but so you can decorate it like buddy the Elf!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Got the idea to sneak into studio 54 because you once snuck into a toy store like on Home Alone but so you can decorate it like buddy the Elf!

Oh that was the adult toy store down on 25th!!! @BrendaBear did that? It looked soooo good. So much tinsel on the dildos, though.

@Sammysub07 once lost a Christmas decorating contest for not having enough tinsel.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh …

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Got the idea to sneak into studio 54 because you once snuck into a toy store like on Home Alone but so you can decorate it like buddy the Elf!

Almost got the part of Holly McLean in die hard 2 but it went to bonnie bedeila instead.

 

[Sammysub07]

Oh that was the adult toy store down on 25th!!! @BrendaBear did that? It looked soooo good. So much tinsel on the dildos, though.

@Sammysub07 once lost a Christmas decorating contest for not having enough tinsel.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh …

An adult toy store…why didn’t I think that one through?!

No way! I used glitter and jazz hands when I decorated! The judges were rigged!

 

[Sammysub07]

Almost got the part of Holly McLean in die hard 2 but it went to bonnie bedeila instead.

So close!