~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Almost let off with the fire hose when it was offered to teach her the Thriller dance.

Almost.
*the mental image of a woman standing there with a fire hose, vacillating on whether or not to hose people doen as they are doing the monster dance from Thriller… that was awesome*

He actually is Michael Jackson and did all the dancing in the Thriller video himself….
 
*the mental image of a woman standing there with a fire hose, vacillating on whether or not to hose people doen as they are doing the monster dance from Thriller… that was awesome*

He actually is Michael Jackson and did all the dancing in the Thriller video himself….
More Kevin Bacon in footloose 😏

has a perfect Vincent price laugh impression.
 
Oop I was outta synch sorry!

Dresses up as a bear to make people giggle in line at Walmart

Trained as a barber so he can offer to cut his friends’ hair then does so deliberately badly
But she got a rocking haircut … and tells everyone I did it. And then they get cuts from me. And we take photos. And laugh. And sell them on the web to people who have fetishes for bad haircuts. 💵
 
Got the idea to sneak into studio 54 because you once snuck into a toy store like on Home Alone but so you can decorate it like buddy the Elf!
Oh that was the adult toy store down on 25th!!! @BrendaBear did that? It looked soooo good. So much tinsel on the dildos, though.

@Sammysub07 once lost a Christmas decorating contest for not having enough tinsel.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh …
 
Oh that was the adult toy store down on 25th!!! @BrendaBear did that? It looked soooo good. So much tinsel on the dildos, though.

@Sammysub07 once lost a Christmas decorating contest for not having enough tinsel.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh …
An adult toy store…why didn’t I think that one through?! 😂😂

No way! I used glitter and jazz hands when I decorated! The judges were rigged! 😂😂
 
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