I do NOT have a kink for full unitards however, and @AlwaysDancing demanded it stay on the whole timeI do NOT look good in a dress
But lucky for me, Chloe has a kink for porridge play and I was cleaned right off.
Yeahhhhh I knew I was in trouble.
Kept threatening to leave, but stayed and was aroused the whole time I did that... the unitard hides nothingYeahhhhh I knew I was in trouble.
She has a closet full of unitards … and takes one out and burns it whenever she’s angry … something about therapeutic ?
She has a nearly uncontrollable desire to grab the closest fire hose and wash down anyone she sees in a unitard… especially if they are dancing.
Has pinned all the closest fire hoses on my map for me, simply because she finds pleasure in my chaos... especially in messing with dancers
Ruining the game a little but if I were ever an eye doctor I’d copy my certificate and make it a little blurry before hanging the blurry one on the wall in my practice.Thinking we should blow up the certificate on the wall so it’s easier to read and more obvious
Almost let off with the fire hose when it was offered to teach her the Thriller dance.
*the mental image of a woman standing there with a fire hose, vacillating on whether or not to hose people doen as they are doing the monster dance from Thriller… that was awesome*
Has two left feetMore Kevin Bacon in footloose
has a perfect Vincent price laugh impression.
Yeah. After the accident, the doctor put them on wrong. At least … at least I can still walk.
Actually sounds exactly like Helena Bonham Carter in the Harry Potter movies when he laughs.
(Which is especially off-putting when he moonwalks)
When the sorting hat was placed upon her head, it passed out … allegedly from a hangover … and she was sent to the kitchen to be a hogwart’s first kitchen witch.
Got kicked put of Slytherin House for annoying everyone so much with trying to get them to do his new Slitherdance.
He has been to both the north and south poles… twice.
She couldn’t find the poles but honestly she was looking for those red and white barber poles.
Featured as an exotic dancer in a Beyonce video
Dresses up as a bear to make people giggle in line at Walmart
Trained as a barber so he can offer to cut his friends’ hair then does so deliberately badlyShe couldn’t find the poles but honestly she was looking for those red and white barber poles.
But she got a rocking haircut … and tells everyone I did it. And then they get cuts from me. And we take photos. And laugh. And sell them on the web to people who have fetishes for bad haircuts.
He once snuck in Studio 54 after the place was closed so he could have the floor to himself and dance like John TravoltaBut she got a rocking haircut … and tells everyone I did it. And then they get cuts from me. And we take photos. And laugh. And sell them on the web to people who have fetishes for bad haircuts.
Oh that was the adult toy store down on 25th!!! @BrendaBear did that? It looked soooo good. So much tinsel on the dildos, though.
