The two of them have started gathering supplies for teaming up on me. Filling their little backpacks like they're going on a camping trip. Oh, so cute. But they forgot one thing... me! And now they can't find me!
She doesn’t realize she is always in our dreams
Truth he can handle just fine,
He thinks the pic @Justabaldguy70 posted was a selfie from when he served in the military (and still had hair)
The supplies we have for her are naturally packaged and ready any time
Salutes all those that has serviced him.
Is standing like a lemon waiting for me to salute him because he can't remember who he's tried to service
It doesn't help that they frequent the same glory hole in the bathroom of that taco bell a block away from the popsicle stand
Is jealous because she can no longer use the prime money making glory hole...
Pretended he was going to catch her
Posted his grindr ad on here by mistake
Still uses aol and myspace
Is still making changes to their top 8 on MySpace
Is still trying to decide what his AIM screen name should be because he doesn't want to be "cactusjack" over there. Maybe "cactusbob"
Is now renaming all her accounts 'cactusbobsandvagene'
Is still waiting on her dial up to connect… and waiting… and waiting… shit someone picked up the phone…has to start over…
Still can't work out the concept of 'lies'
Follows me on my errands and waits for me to get out of the car to watch the show
Consider macguyver an amatuer. He can disarm a bomb with just his penis… no tools needed…
