~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[HeavyBalls]

Eats Wheaties for every meal

Owns several panty sets that say "spank me I'm a bad girl."

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Owns several panty sets that say "spank me I'm a bad girl."

Borrows those panties.
Says it makes his heavy balls feel lighter

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Borrows those panties.
Says it makes his heavy balls feel lighter

Fills his man panties with potatoes for a unspecified reason

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Fills his man panties with potatoes for a unspecified reason

Wants to remove those potatoes with his teeth and make hashbrowns with them.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wants to remove those potatoes with his teeth and make hashbrowns with them.

Once wrote a song about potatoes... "boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew..." funny he likes to caress potatoes lovingly while singing it....

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Once wrote a song about potatoes... "boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew..." funny he likes to caress potatoes lovingly while singing it....

Likes to wear panties made from cold lumpy mashed potatoes

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Once wrote a song about potatoes... "boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew..." funny he likes to caress potatoes lovingly while singing it....

Not only want to hear my ditties she wants to see and taste them too

Edited diddies to ditties. Google former word. Ahahaha

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Likes to wear panties made from cold lumpy mashed potatoes

Not only want to hear my diddies she wants to see and taste them too

They had to team up to come up with potato-based lies against me. They are waiting for the judges to show them their scores.... oh! Looks like they scored the lowest at "Boiled". Obviously, no one thought they'd get the top score of "Scalloped" but I think they were aiming for "Tater Tots" anyway.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

They had to team up to come up with potato-based lies against me. They are waiting for the judges to show them their scores.... oh! Looks like they scored the lowest at "Boiled". Obviously, no one thought they'd get the top score of "Scalloped" but I think they were aiming for "Tater Tots" anyway.

She loves being teamed up against but usually likes more than just two

 

[Justabaldguy70]

She loves being teamed up against but usually likes more than just two

She wants the truth, she can’t handle the truth

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She loves being teamed up against but usually likes more than just two

She wants the truth, she can’t handle the truthView attachment 2459189

The two of them have started gathering supplies for teaming up on me. Filling their little backpacks like they're going on a camping trip. Oh, so cute. But they forgot one thing... me! And now they can't find me!

 

[Justabaldguy70]

The two of them have started gathering supplies for teaming up on me. Filling their little backpacks like they're going on a camping trip. Oh, so cute. But they forgot one thing... me! And now they can't find me!

She doesn’t realize she is always in our dreams

 

[Hornymwtxn]

She wants the truth, she can’t handle the truthView attachment 2459189

Truth he can handle just fine,
It's the fantasies he has that sometimes confuse and confound him

 

[Saltfountain]

Truth he can handle just fine,
It's the fantasies he has that sometimes confuse and confound him

He thinks the pic @Justabaldguy70 posted was a selfie from when he served in the military (and still had hair)

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The two of them have started gathering supplies for teaming up on me. Filling their little backpacks like they're going on a camping trip. Oh, so cute. But they forgot one thing... me! And now they can't find me!

The supplies we have for her are naturally packaged and ready any time

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He thinks the pic @Justabaldguy70 posted was a selfie from when he served in the military (and still had hair)

Salutes all those that has serviced him.

 

[Saltfountain]

Salutes all those that has serviced him.

Is standing like a lemon waiting for me to salute him because he can't remember who he's tried to service

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is standing like a lemon waiting for me to salute him because he can't remember who he's tried to service

It doesn't help that they frequent the same glory hole in the bathroom of that taco bell a block away from the popsicle stand

 

[Justabaldguy70]

always pretends to trip so she gets caught…

 

[Saltfountain]

It doesn't help that they frequent the same glory hole in the bathroom of that taco bell a block away from the popsicle stand

Is jealous because she can no longer use the prime money making glory hole...

 

[Saltfountain]

always pretends to trip so she gets caught…

Pretended he was going to catch her

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Pretended he was going to catch her

Already caught her.
Looking for new conquests.
A cum n run type dude

 

[Saltfountain]

Already caught her.
Looking for new conquests.
A cum n run type dude

Posted his grindr ad on here by mistake

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Posted his grindr ad on here by mistake

Still uses aol and myspace

 

[cactusjack0584]

Still uses aol and myspace

Is still making changes to their top 8 on MySpace