~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[MidwestPrincess23]

Plays the trumpet but “Chloe_Trumpeter” doesn’t sound as musical.

Won Dancing With the Stars in 2020 with Jojo Siwa as his partner

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Won Dancing With the Stars in 2020 with Jojo Siwa as his partner

Still blames me that she lost because of the alleged knee-capping accident. Please. Like I needed to go all Tanya Harding.

 

[azz_vt]

Despite the misleading display name they lost there feet in an horrific bicycle accident and cannot dance.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Just watched that whole accident happen while eating popcorn

 

[Sammysub07]

Lied about watching the accident happen but just wanted the popcorn!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Yeah because popcorn is amazing.

Dammit I’m the one that lost my feet and no popcorn?? Just my luck.

She made a killing selling kettle popcorn. Smelled really good. While I was bleeding out.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Yeah because popcorn is amazing.

Dammit I’m the one that lost my feet and no popcorn?? Just my luck.

She made a killing selling kettle popcorn. Smelled really good. While I was bleeding out.

He’s currently tilting his phone at every possible angle, yelling at his emojis “Dance damn you!!!!”

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He’s currently tilting his phone at every possible angle, yelling at his emojis “Dance damn you!!!!”

Why won’t it work

She’s making videos of herself to turn into dancing emojis.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is in therapy about why he didn't think to do that first

 

[Sammysub07]

Is recording himself in more yoga poses for a new AV Picture

Posted at the same time as @MiaBabe23

 

[AlwaysDancing]

It @MiaBabe23 would share her wine, I wouldn’t need therapy.

@Chloe_Harper she lost her license to practice therapy years ago but keeps the certificate on the wall anyway.

@Sammysub07 shes ignoring all this chaos by screaming heavy metal Christmas carols.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Falls for the "certificate on the wall" far too often. Often finds himself asking "was that  really a doctor?" regularly

 

[Sammysub07]

@AlwaysDancing

Wants to have a holiday brawl with gnomes while singing Christmas songs loudly for all to hear!

 

[MiaBabe23]

Why won’t it work

She’s making videos of herself to turn into dancing emojis.

There’s a future app in that, genius!!

Every year, he submits a request to the emoji committee, and is responsible for the bone emoji

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@Sammysub07 and @MiaBabe23 are sitting with me drinking wine discussing all the silly things @AlwaysDancing falls for

 

[AlwaysDancing]

((Taking on three at once was a mistake ))
@MiaBabe23
@Sammysub07
@Chloe_Harper

Auditioned for a new Charlie’s Angels but quit when they found out the villain was the dastardly dancer with no feet.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

((Taking on three at once was a mistake ))
@MiaBabe23
@Sammysub07
@Chloe_Harper

Auditioned for a new Charlie’s Angels but quit when they found out the villain was the dastardly dancer with no feet.

Was pouting the whole time about how he couldn't be Charlie

 

[Sammysub07]

Thinking we should blow up the certificate on the wall so it’s easier to read and more obvious

 

[MiaBabe23]

@AlwaysDancing

Wants to have a holiday brawl with gnomes while singing Christmas songs loudly for all to hear!

Did this and has to write an apology letter to the gnomes people that sounds sincere this time

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Did this and has to write an apology letter to the gnomes people that sounds sincere this time

Tried to murder the elves in the shelves but was foiled by that mangy dog and those pesky kids.

 

[BrendaBear]

Tried to murder the elves in the shelves but was foiled by that mangy dog and those pesky kids.

He once fell into a mysterious coma for 8 months straight. Doctors couldn't figure out what triggered it, but were far more confused trying to figure out why his unconscious body was still dancing the whole time.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He once fell into a mysterious coma for 8 months straight. Doctors couldn't figure out what triggered it, but were far more confused trying to figure out why his unconscious body was still dancing the whole time.

Hey 8 is my lucky number. And I feel like this should’ve been an episode of House.

BrendaBear’s porridge was … thrown in Goldilocks face cuz Brenda doesn’t let no trespassing cutie face steal her lunch!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hey 8 is my lucky number. And I feel like this should’ve been an episode of House.

BrendaBear’s porridge was … thrown in Goldilocks face cuz Brenda doesn’t let no trespassing cutie face steal her lunch!

More like an episode on Scrubs.

Was dressed as Goldilocks, and is now covered in porridge

 

[AlwaysDancing]

More like an episode on Scrubs.

Was dressed as Goldilocks, and is now covered in porridge

I do NOT look good in a dress

But lucky for me, Chloe has a kink for porridge play and I was cleaned right off.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I do NOT look good in a dress

But lucky for me, Chloe has a kink for porridge play and I was cleaned right off.

I do NOT have a kink for full unitards however, and @AlwaysDancing demanded it stay on the whole time