Feels a deep affinity with penguins, and can’t resist attempting to communicate with them - unsuccessfully - even when around people
~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~
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13Fantasies
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BDA73
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His first 12 fantasies kicked him in the nuts and slapped him in the face
sister jenny
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Just a horrible person, really despicable.
Kicks animals, spits on the elderly, goes before people in the bus line.
I once saw him, kick a little boy of a tricycle, and laugh!
13Fantasies
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HollyS
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Promised not to cum inside, but did anyway.
13Fantasies
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Yells "Geronimo " when she orgasms
BDA73
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Photog1rl
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He’s an imposter. Nary a breast has crossed his path.
Not sure if that is the correct use of nary but I’m going with it.
Chloe_Harper
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He showed up to "inspect" my breasts, then pulled out a book "Female Anatomy for Dummies" before he could proceed
jeff_is_smiling
Flirtin' an' stalkin'
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She is a prude and dislikes anything sexual being said to her...
Chloe_Harper
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He paid me to let him say that about me
trinething1ns
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And then you gave the money directly to me to pay for the pallet of blow up dolls. I still do know what anyone needs with that many. An army? Back up singers?
AlwaysDancing
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He refers to @trinething1ns, aka Mikey, as Michaleangeho in the bedroom.
SirConradPeckereye
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Yells out Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious before every climax.
trinething1ns
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Which you know all too well because you sing “Doe, a deer, a female deer…” to establish your rhythm and it made it memorably awkward.
SirConradPeckereye
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Says it was "memorable awkward" to hide the fact he was also singing it along with me after pulling out his guitar.... talk about awkward.
AlwaysDancing
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Masturbated to that rhythm with Julie Andrews posters hanging on the wall … and she was judging so hard!
trinething1ns
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Is president of the “Masturbating While Julie Andrews Looks On, Judging You” fan club and approved @SirConradPeckereye’s application after finding out. And mine.
SirConradPeckereye
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He is trying to hide the fact that he has a poster of CAPTAIN GEORG VON TRAPP that he masturbates furiously to..... while he judges with that look.
@trinething1ns application was unreadable because he was furiously getting to it while filling it out.
cactusjack0584
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They once were offered to volunteer as a crossing guard at a school… but couldn’t do it because it violated him being too close to it… 
Chloe_Harper
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Is actually a cactus wearing the infamous "pervert" Halloween costume
AlwaysDancing
“Big Papa”
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Plays the trumpet but “Chloe_Trumpeter” doesn’t sound as musical.
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