~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

is now dancing around his bedroom, celebrating his triumph of crazy logic.
Naked crazy logic!
She never leaves a penny but always takes one. Fiend.

Records himself crying to send to @MiaBabe23 in hopes she will listen to him most
My cries are not sexy!

She wishes on the last potato chip in the bag because it’s more reliable than wishing on a star.
 
Never learned what "logical" actually means, but continues to throw it into casual conversation hoping it will be right at least once
I used to work with a guy who really did that with new words he would hear. 🤣🤣🤣

Avoids regular conversations, preferring to communicate using charades
 
Never learned what "logical" actually means, but continues to throw it into casual conversation hoping it will be right at least once
((Feels like I’m ascending the cliffs of insanity and just learned I haven’t been using “inconceivable” correctly))

pronounced the L in logic with an R, pretending to be Scooby Doo.
I used to work with a guy who really did that with new words he would hear. 🤣🤣🤣

Avoids regular conversations, preferring to communicate using charades
Oh yes please

She tried being a Domme while playing charades. It was a very quiet evening.
 
((Feels like I’m ascending the cliffs of insanity and just learned I haven’t been using “inconceivable” correctly))

pronounced the L in logic with an R, pretending to be Scooby Doo.

Oh yes please

She tried being a Domme while playing charades. It was a very quiet evening.
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I used to work with a guy who really did that with new words he would hear. 🤣🤣🤣

Avoids regular conversations, preferring to communicate using charades
A yes, silence is golden

She never quite got the hang of charades and uses the same three moves for everything. It makes our conversation very stilting.
((Feels like I’m ascending the cliffs of insanity and just learned I haven’t been using “inconceivable” correctly))

pronounced the L in logic with an R, pretending to be Scooby Doo.
Asked me to do that because Scooby Doo really gets him going. No, I don't want a Scooby Snack 🙄
 
A yes, silence is golden

She never quite got the hang of charades and uses the same three moves for everything. It makes our conversation very stilting.

Asked me to do that because Scooby Doo really gets him going. No, I don't want a Scooby Snack 🙄
But … what should I do with these Scooby snacks?

She attacks pigeons on the street for stealing her last potato chip
Video taped my performance of trying to get that guy to go down on me… now shows it at parties to amuse his guests. 🤣
It’s funny and sexy.

She once watched this video at a party and didn’t know it was herself.
 
You shrunk it in the wash!
She did it in purpose. Something about a tighter fit.

Gets pulled over for cruelty to dancers dressed like pigeons.

Well… I don’t see me… how would I know that fool was me? I mean…

Watches American Bandstand every morning before breakfast to get his morning “workout” in.
Yeah. Shrinks laundry in purpose
 
Well if the damned dancer pigeon stopped stealing my chips...

He can't though. Needs attention so much he is willing to have scooby snacks thrown at him by random passersby
 
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