~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Was in a coma from a pigeon-related accident for all of the 80s, so he's cool with the velcro mating call to feel like he could actually be a part of history
 
Oh that’s savage 🤣🤣

She thinks that here in the 20s it’s supposed to be roaring because that’s how it was last century
Randomly roars around me to try to help me achieve that dream. Doesn't understand why the other 20s were roaring
Got kicked out of an olive garden for non family friendly use of the breadsticks
Was the one that told me that that's how the breadsticks were supposed to be used
 
His screen name was given to him by a lover of his due to the view she got looking up from her knees while blowing him seeing his distinct jawline
 
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