~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Always volunteers to set traps to catch the "monster" but always gets trapped instead

 

[BrendaBear]

No no. I support the tighter version.

Has a monster costume on standby to chase cosplay Velma around.

Of course. I keep dressing up like Daphne, and even bring some rope. But does he kidnap me? Nooooo! He’s too good for that!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Of course. I keep dressing up like Daphne, and even bring some rope. But does he kidnap me? Nooooo! He’s too good for that!

It’s not kidnapping when you beg for it!!!

She hates being tied up!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Couldn't if he wanted to. Can't even tie his own shoes

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Couldn't if he wanted to. Can't even tie his own shoes

Velcro. Boom, baby.

She loves the sound of Velcro … like a sweet mating call from the 80s.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Was in a coma from a pigeon-related accident for all of the 80s, so he's cool with the velcro mating call to feel like he could actually be a part of history

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Oh that’s savage

She thinks that here in the 20s it’s supposed to be roaring because that’s how it was last century

 

[Jaws82]

Was in a coma from a pigeon-related accident for all of the 80s, so he's cool with the velcro mating call to feel like he could actually be a part of history

Got kicked out of an olive garden for non family friendly use of the breadsticks

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Oh that’s savage

She thinks that here in the 20s it’s supposed to be roaring because that’s how it was last century

Randomly roars around me to try to help me achieve that dream. Doesn't understand why the other 20s were roaring

Got kicked out of an olive garden for non family friendly use of the breadsticks

Was the one that told me that that's how the breadsticks were supposed to be used

 

[sister jenny]

Got kicked out of an olive garden for non family friendly use of the breadsticks

Keeps telling everyone that story. When in truth if was him that got kicked out and it was a bowling alley. And the reason was he licked all the balls while yelling Look at me mom!

 

[Jaws82]

Keeps telling everyone that story. When in truth if was him that got kicked out and it was a bowling alley. And the reason was he licked all the balls while yelling Look at me mom!

Buys only reRolls as she keeps spilling her supply

 

[BDA73]

His screen name was given to him by a lover of his due to the view she got looking up from her knees while blowing him seeing his distinct jawline

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has a subscription to Columbia Records still.

 

[Playwithmee]

His cock is known to have thorns on it

 

[UsuallyPresent]

USED to be twisted.

 

[Playwithmee]

Works as dealer in fake gold jewelry

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Works as a dealer in vanilla

 

[cactusjack0584]

Works as a chocolate dealer but secretly masturbate to vanilla porn

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Never blends in.

 

[BrendaBear]

Never blends in.

Is actually super jealous of @cactusjack0584 's new avatar.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is amazingly observant after playing with her pussy in public this long

 

[BrendaBear]

Is amazingly observant after playing with her pussy in public this long

knows this because he was watching... with binoculars.

 

[cactusjack0584]

knows this because he was watching... with binoculars.

Knows this because she is also watching me watch with binoculars

 

[UsuallyPresent]

He needs binoculars to stare at @BrendaBear 's pic here.

 

[BrendaBear]

He needs binoculars to stare at @BrendaBear 's pic here.

My legs are my best feature... not bad for an old broad... bummer U.P. won't be seeing them...