~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[UsuallyPresent]

He’s the vampire that prefers to suck through a straw.

If you must know, I prefer the hollow handle of my titanium spork, thank you very much.

Has St Vitas' Dance mesmerized.

 

[BrendaBear]

He’s the vampire that sucks.

Fixed it for you,

 

[TXRafe]

Was the guy who made “bat scared of curve ball”.

likes to..."do it (herself)"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

likes to..."do it (herself)"

Has yet to learn that "there's no crying in sportsball!"

 

[BrendaBear]

likes to..."do it (herself)"

Lives in Texas because he just can’t take that dry heat of Nevada.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Has yet to learn that "there's no crying in sportsball!"

Always cries during sportsball

 

[BrendaBear]

Has yet to learn that "there's no crying in sportsball!"

He once got… no.. this one was too funny. I can’t make something up now… it wouldn’t be right.

 

[TXRafe]

only uses "sportsball" so that the unsuspecting mousey librarians will wont dismiss him as being too "sporty"

 

[MiaBabe23]

Lives in Texas because he just can’t take that dry heat of Nevada.

Once went to Texas and insisted on wearing a stetson for the entire trip

 

[BrendaBear]

only uses "sportsball" so that the unsuspecting mousey librarians will wont dismiss him as being too "sporty"

Doesn’t realize we have no idea who he is talking about,

 

[TXRafe]

Once went to Texas and insisted on wearing a stetson for the entire trip

won't unignore me because she might actually like me

 

[BrendaBear]

Once went to Texas and insisted on wearing a stetson for the entire trip

And a fringed skirt! Don’t forget the fringed skirt.

Swiped the Stetson after I got back.

 

[TXRafe]

Doesn’t realize we have no idea who he is talking about,

is right, i failed to reply, sigh...is smarter than she looks

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Would pretty much have to be smarter than he looks.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Would pretty much have to be smarter than he looks.

Wears Groucho Marx style glasses and nose mask to look smarter

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Wears Groucho Marx style glasses and nose mask to look smarter

Talks dirty to people for sport

 

[MiaBabe23]

Talks dirty to people for sport

Doesn’t realize these are supposed to be lies

 

[TXRafe]

Doesn’t realize these are supposed to be lies

took mushrooms two weekends ago and realized that pretty squabbles, misunderstandings, and incorrect assumptions arent worth it in the long run. plus she hates messing up the flow of the games...

 

[BrendaBear]

took mushrooms two weekends ago and realized that pretty squabbles, misunderstandings, and incorrect assumptions arent worth it in the long run. plus she hates messing up the flow of the games...

Rambles on.

(Like I can talk )

 

[TXRafe]

Rambles on.

(Like I can talk )

thinks that biting her lip and taking notes on my safe word preference might intimidate me #brattamer

 

[BrendaBear]

thinks that biting her lip and taking notes on my safe word preference might intimidate me #brattamer

Doesn’t realize this brat cannot be tamed.

 

[TXRafe]

Doesn’t realize this brat cannot be tamed.

still thinks those dirty dms she likes so much are from me...smh

 

[MiaBabe23]

Doesn’t realize this brat cannot be tamed.

Wants to be tamed by the most subby creature she can find

 

[HollyS]

Wants to be tamed by the most subby creature she can find

Is the most timid creature on the boards.

 

[BrendaBear]

Wants to be tamed by the most subby creature she can find

That cracked me up! . I was in a relationship with another subby… it didn’t work, we are too much alike.

Has amazing skills identifying subby Texans.