~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

would still soak her panties if i called her a good girl

Shut up!

He talks too much.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Shut up!

He talks too much.

Went Christmas gift shopping and only bought lingerie. Is keeping it all for herself

 

[BrendaBear]

Went Christmas gift shopping and only bought lingerie. Is keeping it all for herself

I don’t understand why she would think that is a bad thing.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I don’t understand why she would think that is a bad thing.

It’s just creepy when you put all that lingerie on your taxidermy collection

 

[BrendaBear]

It’s just creepy when you put ask that lingerie on your taxidermy collection

Likes to take some of those animals for a walk.

 

[sister jenny]

Likes to take some of those animals for a walk.

Took me for a walk, made me pretend I was an opossum.

 

[TXRafe]

Took me for a walk, made me pretend I was an opossum.

would hang upside down while nude from a custom bedframe anyway...but would take off the ears and the tail

 

[BrendaBear]

would hang upside down while nude from a custom bedframe anyway...but would take off the ears and the tail

Keeps trying to buy the custom bed frame from her,

 

[TXRafe]

Keeps trying to buy the custom bed frame from her,

constantly yucks my yum because she wants the invite to my playroom

 

[sister jenny]

constantly yucks my yum because she wants the invite to my playroom

I’ve been to his playroom. It’s empty and only has a shrine dedicated to his left foot.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Took me for a walk, made me pretend I was an opossum.

Did you … did she… make you play dead?

She studies how to move like various animals for a top secret upcoming Disney movie.

would hang upside down while nude from a custom bedframe anyway...but would take off the ears and the tail

Keeps custom bed frames in his room in case cirque du soleil comes around.

 

[BrendaBear]

constantly yucks my yum because she wants the invite to my playroom

Requires women to dress up like an opossum in order to be invited in his playroom.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Did you … did she… make you play dead?

She studies how to move like various animals for a top secret upcoming Disney movie.


Keeps custom bed frames in his room in case cirque du soleil comes around.

Was thrown outta the latest performance of Cirque after he kept trying to take the place of various performers

 

[TXRafe]

Requires women to dress up like an opossum in order to be invited in his playroom.

showed up dressed like a kitty cat and was turned away (dm me )

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Was thrown outta the latest performance of Cirque after he kept trying to take the place of various performers

No. Yeah. I did that. It was a low point.

Thanks for selling all the videos to my friends and family. Not a holiday goes by where I don’t cry from watching again

 

[MiaBabe23]

No. Yeah. I did that. It was a low point.

Thanks for selling all the videos to my friends and family. Not a holiday goes by where I don’t cry from watching again

Is hurriedly deleting the thread he was creating for this, realizing now people are gonna laugh

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is hurriedly deleting the thread he was creating for this, realizing now people are gonna laugh

God that’s savage

Listens to people crying as a warm up to date night!

 

[TXRafe]

God that’s savage

Listens to people crying as a warm up to date night!

thinks thats a lie

 

[AlwaysDancing]

thinks thats a lie

I … do think it’s a lie. I told it. While lying.
In a thread. About lying.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Records himself crying to send to @MiaBabe23 in hopes she will listen to him most

 

[BrendaBear]

I … do think it’s a lie. I told it. While lying.
In a thread. About lying.

is now dancing around his bedroom, celebrating his triumph of crazy logic.

 

[BrendaBear]

Records himself crying to send to @MiaBabe23 in hopes she will listen to him most

Records mix tapes for @AlwaysDancing, but messes with the timing so AD will keep getting screwed up trying to dance to it.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

is now dancing around his bedroom, celebrating his triumph of crazy logic.

Naked crazy logic!
She never leaves a penny but always takes one. Fiend.

Records himself crying to send to @MiaBabe23 in hopes she will listen to him most

My cries are not sexy!

She wishes on the last potato chip in the bag because it’s more reliable than wishing on a star.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Records mix tapes for @AlwaysDancing, but messes with the timing so AD will keep getting screwed up trying to dance to it.

I keep falling flat on my ass!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I should start doing that

Then steals my last potato chip whilst laughing maniacally