~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[UsuallyPresent]

My legs are my best feature... not bad for an old broad... bummer U.P. won't be seeing them...

I'm watching them right now!

she forgets the best sex organ - the mind - is as easily observed up close or from afar

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm watching them right now!

she forgets the best sex organ - the mind - is as easily observed up close or from afar

He's just upset because his morning coffee was replaced with iced tea.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He's just upset because his morning coffee was replaced with iced tea.

Wonders why exposed brain matter would be sexy

 

[Trubbycat]

Prefers RC Cola to Pepsi but lies about it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Prefers RC Cola to Pepsi but lies about it.

Is still upset with me because I spilled his drink on him last night.

I said I was sorry! Sheesh!

 

[Trubbycat]

Is still upset with me because I spilled his drink on him last night.

I said I was sorry! Sheesh!

 

[BrendaBear]

Keeps getting chased around the neighborhood by Animal Control. I guess he can't be controlled?

 

[Trubbycat]

Keeps getting chased around the neighborhood by Animal Control. I guess he can't be controlled?

 

[BrendaBear]

Does his best work laying on his back.

 

[Trubbycat]

Does his best work laying on his back.

Saddle up, cowgirl

 

[SimonSex]

Wears only high black socks

 

[BrendaBear]

Wears only high black socks

Hates wearing shirts because they aren't cool enough.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hates wearing shirts because they aren't cool enough.

Secretly wishes her cats were pet iguanas

 

[BrendaBear]

Secretly wishes her cats were pet iguanas

Won't walk down the sidewalk because guys driving by keep staring and crashing in to each other.

 

[Guyblue82]

She started a band called "Bre n da Bears"

 

[AlwaysDancing]

She started a band called "Bre n da Bears"

I love that band!!!

He thinks that country-rock is superior to rock-country … but only explains the nuance to people at jazz clubs.

 

[BrendaBear]

He thinks that country-rock is superior to rock-country … but only explains the nuance to people at jazz clubs.

Got questioned by the Capitol police but not for any political reasons, but because he was dancing The Hustle in the rotunda (I thought it was kind of appropriate, myself).

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is the one that keeps calling the Capitol police on him just to keep giggling

 

[AlwaysDancing]

In the one laughing at him every time he runs away … but they haven’t caught me yet

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Always plays "Cotton Eye Joe" when he runs away... they just can't help but stop and fist pump to that song

 

[Guyblue82]

Always plays "Cotton Eye Joe" when he runs away... they just can't help but stop and fist pump to that song

She has a pavlovian response to cotton eye Joe....and it involves a one eyed willy

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She has a pavlovian response to cotton eye Joe....and it involves a one eyed willy

Enjoys creating the oddest pavlovian responses he can think of on poor, unsuspecting, innocent ladies

 

[Guyblue82]

Enjoys creating the oddest pavlovian responses he can think of on poor, unsuspecting, innocent ladies

Now, she salivates to anything hitting 132 beats beats per minute

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has a handkerchief at the ready for drool wiping. We finally know why.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

She has a pavlovian response to cotton eye Joe....and it involves a one eyed willy

The guy has been given a blue eye because of his terrible jokes