cactusjack0584
Well meaning prick
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Knows this because she is also watching me watch with binoculars
~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~
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UsuallyPresent
Literotica Guru
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He needs binoculars to stare at @BrendaBear 's pic here.
BrendaBear
Feral Brat
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My legs are my best feature... not bad for an old broad... bummer U.P. won't be seeing them...
UsuallyPresent
Literotica Guru
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I'm watching them right now!My legs are my best feature... not bad for an old broad... bummer U.P. won't be seeing them...
she forgets the best sex organ - the mind - is as easily observed up close or from afar
BrendaBear
Feral Brat
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He's just upset because his morning coffee was replaced with iced tea.I'm watching them right now!
she forgets the best sex organ - the mind - is as easily observed up close or from afar
AlwaysDancing
Really Experienced
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Wonders why exposed brain matter would be sexy
BrendaBear
Feral Brat
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Is still upset with me because I spilled his drink on him last night.
I said I was sorry! Sheesh!
Trubbycat
FWB
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BrendaBear
Feral Brat
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Keeps getting chased around the neighborhood by Animal Control. I guess he can't be controlled?
Trubbycat
FWB
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BrendaBear
Feral Brat
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Does his best work laying on his back.
Trubbycat
FWB
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Saddle up, cowgirl
BrendaBear
Feral Brat
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Hates wearing shirts because they aren't cool enough.
MindYaBitness
🤓Dork w/Nice Boobs
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Secretly wishes her cats were pet iguanas
BrendaBear
Feral Brat
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Won't walk down the sidewalk because guys driving by keep staring and crashing in to each other.
AlwaysDancing
Really Experienced
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I love that band!!!
He thinks that country-rock is superior to rock-country … but only explains the nuance to people at jazz clubs.
BrendaBear
Feral Brat
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Got questioned by the Capitol police but not for any political reasons, but because he was dancing The Hustle in the rotunda (I thought it was kind of appropriate, myself).
Chloe_Harper
Writer
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Is the one that keeps calling the Capitol police on him just to keep giggling
AlwaysDancing
Really Experienced
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In the one laughing at him every time he runs away … but they haven’t caught me yet 
Chloe_Harper
Writer
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Always plays "Cotton Eye Joe" when he runs away... they just can't help but stop and fist pump to that song
Guyblue82
Dirty Mind Clean Bod
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She has a pavlovian response to cotton eye Joe....and it involves a one eyed willy
Chloe_Harper
Writer
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Enjoys creating the oddest pavlovian responses he can think of on poor, unsuspecting, innocent ladies
