~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[HeavyBalls]

Thinks he is a fictitious medieval king who gallops around on foot with peasants banging two coconuts together to simulate riding a horse.

Because I am.

He came here for an argument.

No I didn't...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

He came here for an argument.

No, she’s just contrary.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

He came here for an argument.

Tried to tell me I didn't pay, which isn't really an argument but a contradiction.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Don’t be fooled by their profile photo… he’s so poor he can’t afford even a suit!

Tried to tell me I didn't pay, which isn't really an argument but a contradiction.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Tried to tell me I didn't pay, which isn't really an argument but a contradiction.

Thinks that wetting himself is an argument power play...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Don’t be fooled by their profile photo… he’s so poor he can’t afford even a suit!

Thinks "suiting up" is putting on a tuxedo t-shirt and black pants.

Thinks that wetting himself is an argument power play...

Wishes he could wet himself to win this argument.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Thinks "suiting up" is putting on a tuxedo t-shirt and black pants.

Wishes he could wet himself to win this argument.

He list that argument with the cops...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Thinks "suiting up" is putting on a tuxedo t-shirt and black pants.

Wishes he could wet himself to win this argument.

He pulls a wetsuit over his birthday suit before dealing out the suit of clubs, bludgeoning his way to victory

 

[BrendaBear]

He pulls a wetsuit over his birthday suit before dealing out the suit of clubs, bludgeoning his way to victory

Like @SirConradPeckereye , he prefers to call everyone "Bruce" to avoid the confusion.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Like @SirConradPeckereye , he prefers to call everyone "Bruce" to avoid the confusion.

Can't decide if when she's called "Bruce" by them, if she wants to cosplay as Batman or The Hulk

 

[BrendaBear]

Can't decide if when she's called "Bruce" by them, if she wants to cosplay as Batman or The Hulk

Actually does weigh the same as a duck.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Actually does weigh the same as a duck.

Is afraid of the word "it"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Her ‘ni!’s tremble

 

[Trubbycat]

Is secretly a shrubber.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is secretly a shrubber.

Works for the ministry of silly walks.

 

[Trubbycat]

Is part of an old lady gang.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is part of an old lady gang.

Has a serious problem with Tribbles.

 

[Trubbycat]

Has a serious problem with Tribbles.

I am not a Klingon

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is a Colonel (retired, Mrs) and wears a tutu in uniform

 

[Trubbycat]

Has nothing better to do than marching up and down the square

 

[BrendaBear]

Has nothing better to do than marching up and down the square

Answers to "Squire Trelane" these days.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Has nothing better to do than marching up and down the square

Is one of the Gumbie cat’s cockroaches ‘in need of employment’

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Refuses to give jobs to cockroaches on account they put his uncle Bobby out of business At his Hollywood catering business

 

[BrendaBear]

Refuses to give jobs to cockroaches on account they put his uncle Bobby out of business At his Hollywood catering business

Scared off a blind date when she noticed him doing "The Jitterbug" out in the parking lot.

 

[Trubbycat]

Is a giant hedgehog shouting "Dinsdale!"