~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[UsuallyPresent]

Was pretending to be blind when she saw her date

 

[Trubbycat]

Brings home milkmen and traps them

 

[BrendaBear]

Is a giant hedgehog shouting "Dinsdale!"

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Was pretending to be blind when she saw her date

Is jealous because he can't Jitterbug for nothin'

 

[HeavyBalls]

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Is jealous because he can't Jitterbug for nothin'

Cosplays as Chunk from The Goonies...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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Is jealous because he can't Jitterbug for nothin'

Is systematically destroying all videos that teach people the Jitterbug to make sure no one can ever learn it again

@HeavyBalls has never actually seen The Goonies

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is systematically destroying all videos that teach people the Jitterbug to make sure no one can ever learn it again

@HeavyBalls has never actually seen The Goonies

She’s psycho. Er, psychic? Yeah, that - she knows what you know

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Scared off a blind date when she noticed him doing "The Jitterbug" out in the parking lot.

No wonder I keep getting stood up

She’s psycho. Er, psychic? Yeah, that - she knows what you know

Believes in ghosts but not aliens. Is confused in the existence of alien ghosts.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She’s psycho. Er, psychic? Yeah, that - she knows what you know

Is extraordinarily turned on by psycho psychics, and sees 4 therapists about it

@AlwaysDancing is all 4 of his therapists

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is extraordinarily turned on by psycho psychics, and sees 4 therapists about it

@AlwaysDancing is all 4 of his therapists

While @AlwaysDancing is (are?) my 4 therapists, @Chloe_Harper remains the rapist

 

[Chloe_Harper]

While @AlwaysDancing is (are?) my 4 therapists, @Chloe_Harper remains the rapist

Keeps accusing people of terrible acts based on the dreams he has

 

[HeavyBalls]

Keeps accusing people of terrible acts based on the dreams he has

Commits terrible acts based on people's dreams that she hears...

 

[SimonSex]

Began a grass roots campaign to make stop signs hexagonal

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Began a grass roots campaign to make stop signs hexagonal

That’s an absolutely brilliant idea.

Was depressed to see the hexagonal stop signs were not made of grass, though.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

That’s an absolutely brilliant idea.

Was depressed to see the hexagonal stop signs were not made of grass, though.

Started weaving grass stop signs in his basement

 

[BrendaBear]

That’s an absolutely brilliant idea.

Was depressed to see the hexagonal stop signs were not made of grass, though.

Was the original inspiration for the Dan Aykroyd and Steve Martin "swinging brothers" bit on SNL.

 

[BrendaBear]

Started weaving grass stop signs in his basement

Started smoking grass with him, in his basement.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Started weaving grass stop signs in his basement

Yeah!! I thought it was going to be the next best thing. But green grass means go and I guess it was too confusing.

She crosses out the G and R whenever she sees the word “grass”

Started smoking grass with him, in his basement.

Sat on the roof trying to get a contact high.

 

[TXRafe]

Started smoking grass with him, in his basement.

is the reason i still have not received my 3 gummy orders from black friday...

 

[HeavyBalls]

is the reason i still have not received my 3 gummy orders from black friday...

Howls at the moan and groans "spank me mommy I've been bad..."

 

[BrendaBear]

is the reason i still have not received my 3 gummy orders from black friday...

...because I told them about him.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

...because I told them about him.

Knows that it NEVER stays in Vegas.
(But what does That mean? )

 

[BrendaBear]

Sat on the roof trying to get a contact high.

Teases ladies by being a really nice guy.

 

[BrendaBear]

Knows that it NEVER stays in Vegas.
(But what does That mean? )

He wasn't in Vegas. I was.

 

[TXRafe]

Teases ladies by being a really nice guy.

thinks nice guys finish last and prefers very very very bad boys

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He wasn't in Vegas. I was.

Keeps thinking she’s in an alternate Hot Tub Time Machine reality.