~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Guyblue82]

Enjoys creating the oddest pavlovian responses he can think of on poor, unsuspecting, innocent ladies

Now, she salivates to anything hitting 132 beats beats per minute

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has a handkerchief at the ready for drool wiping. We finally know why.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

She has a pavlovian response to cotton eye Joe....and it involves a one eyed willy

The guy has been given a blue eye because of his terrible jokes

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Her terrible jokes scared her clothes away!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Her terrible jokes scared her clothes away!

Tells the worst jokes ever … and thinking it’s what scares clothes away.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Woo hooo! Top of the world, ma!

He ain’t dancing. He dodges the slings & arrows of outrageous fortune.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is actually only ever present to conduct shenanigans like shooting arrows and sling pebbles at crazy dancers

 

[HeavyBalls]

Has numerous arrests for public masturbation...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is actually only ever present to conduct shenanigans like shooting arrows and sling pebbles at crazy dancers

Spitwads & slimeballs, please. I have a certain specific level of class, after all!

Has numerous arrests for public masturbation...

Stalks arrest records sites for titillation

 

[HeavyBalls]

Spitwads & slimeballs, please. I have a certain specific level of class, after all!



Stalks arrest records sites for titillation

Is really 3 ducks in a "man" costume...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Spitwads & slimeballs, please. I have a certain specific level of class, after all!



Stalks arrest records sites for titillation

The most unusual present he ever received was a single orange shoelace with glitter on the aglet.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Spitwads & slimeballs, please. I have a certain specific level of class, after all!



Stalks arrest records sites for titillation

Is an actual stalker caught in ladies underwear draws

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is really 3 ducks in a "man" costume...

Secretly trying to capture the ducks, implore you never to ask why

The most unusual present he ever received was a single orange shoelace with glitter on the aglet.

Needs to stop giving such unusual gifts to people that only HE gets

Is an actual stalker caught in ladies underwear draws

Laughed maniacally when he tried to look in her panty drawer not realizing she doesn't have any

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is really 3 ducks in a "man" costume...

Has anatidaephiliac tendencies

The most unusual present he ever received was a single orange shoelace with glitter on the aglet.

Self-flagellates with the second lace of the pair. Don’t ask about the glitter. Just don’t.

Is an actual stalker caught in ladies underwear draws

*cue Pink Panther soundtrack*

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Secretly trying to capture the ducks, implore you never to ask why

Needs to stop giving such unusual gifts to people that only HE gets

Laughed maniacally when he tried to look in her panty drawer not realizing she doesn't have any

She is either deeply creative, crazed & disturbed, precognitive, or some admixture of the three

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She is either deeply creative, crazed & disturbed, precognitive, or some admixture of the three

Has his notebook out to study me, with no clue where to begin. It's just full of question marks doodled in different styles

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Has his notebook out to study me, with no clue where to begin. It's just full of question marks doodled in different styles

Subject log: displays fetishistic symbolism of endless question marks without context. Perhaps undiagnosed worldwide wtf-ism?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Has his notebook out to study me, with no clue where to begin. It's just full of question marks doodled in different styles

Spies on my castle

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Subject log: displays fetishistic symbolism of endless question marks without context. Perhaps undiagnosed worldwide wtf-ism?

Tried to get me to dress like a giant question mark to see how I'd respond.

Spies on my castle

Won't let me into the damned castle. Riddles me questions about swallows and coconuts

 

[HeavyBalls]

Tried to get me to dress like a giant question mark to see how I'd respond.

Won't let me into the damned castle. Riddles me questions about swallows and coconuts

Doesn't know her favourite colour or the difference between an African or European swallow.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Answers questions with queeeeeeeeeesssstttiiiooooooooooooooonnns!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Tried to get me to dress like a giant question mark to see how I'd respond.

Won't let me into the damned castle. Riddles me questions about swallows and coconuts

Couldn't figure out his riddles so instead of calling him a witch and suffering through a scale ordeal just brought him a nice medium sized shrubbery.

@UsuallyPresent is a lumberjack.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Couldn't figure out his riddles so instead of calling him a witch and suffering through a scale ordeal just brought him a nice medium sized shrubbery.

His Mother was a hamster and his Father smelt of elderberries!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Answers questions with queeeeeeeeeesssstttiiiooooooooooooooonnns!

Which really triggers his fear of that curvy question mark

His Mother was a hamster and his Father smelt of elderberries!

His name is Tim!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Which really triggers his fear of that curvy question mark

His name is Tim!

Walks around with two coconut halves...