~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[MiaBabe23]

Doesn't move over on the sidewalk when someone is walking toward her. Thinks she runs this damn town.

Has voted for himself as a write in for every election he’s ever voted in

 

[Sammysub07]

Uses the sidewalk as her Practice runway for her budding modeling career!

 

[shybutobscene]

Refuses to go to cafes or coffee shops and instead visits her local bank for the free coffee.

 

[Sammysub07]

Hates coffee

Steals the mini creamers and sugar packets from the coffee bar at the bank

 

[AngelicaS1780]

The "sub" in her screen name refers to her deep love of sub sandwiches.

 

[Bluehands]

Angelica wears Green because she secretly hides in the gardens peeping at you . Glad we're on the 3rd floor

 

[Sammysub07]

The "sub" in her screen name refers to her deep love of sub sandwiches.

Never a sub sandwich Philly girl cringe it’s a hoagie..

Secretly likes the worker at her local subway so she frequents it

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has a HUGE COCK that wakes her from her slumber every morning by standing straight up. Oh I forgot to mention she lives on a farm.

 

[Sammysub07]

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Keeps thinking he can get on my farm but security’s tight! RIP Wheeler’s waiting in the shadows

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has a HUGE COCK that wakes her from her slumber every morning by standing straight up. Oh I forgot to mention she lives on a farm.

Wears his sheep costume on her farm. Doesn’t say “baaa”

Says … “peg peg peg”

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Wears his sheep costume on her farm. Doesn’t say “baaa”

Says … “peg peg peg”

Supplies pegging equipment to farmers

 

[cactusjack0584]

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Keeps thinking he can get on my farm but security’s tight! RIP Wheeler’s waiting in the shadows

Wears his sheep costume on her farm. Doesn’t say “baaa”

Says … “peg peg peg”

Again…. Supposed to be lies

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Supplies pegging equipment to farmers

Buys directly from the farmer. The livestock seem especially skittish

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Buys directly from the farmer. The livestock seem especially skittish

Standing in a farmyard full of Skittish livestock is their equivalent of a night in Amsterdam’s red light district

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has been on tv… well he was standing above it that one time

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Tells everyone he’s the famous bounty hunter from tv. Makes a pretty good living selling autographs.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is hung like a horse… well a toy horse… like the ones for Barbie dolls.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is hung like a horse… well a toy horse… like the ones for Barbie dolls.

Barbie Doll here’s don’t have …

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Is frequently captivated by traffic lights and forgets to go on green. Traffic jams abound.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is actually aroused by sitting in traffic. Maybe it’s the vibrations or sound?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is actually aroused by sitting in traffic. Maybe it’s the vibrations or sound?

Especially when you’re aside a big ole diesel truck. Oh yeah.

Is a master physicist specializing in vibrations … of vibrators

 

[Sammysub07]

Umm I’ve got recommendations to this physicist! I gather many LIT women would have recs!

Is running the testing trials for a new line of toys!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Umm I’ve got recommendations to this physicist! I gather many LIT women would have recs!

Is running the testing trials for a new line of toys!

Yes and I’m looking for volunteers.

Had already pre-ordered all of the new line. And is anticipating the “Dancing Collection”

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Yes and I’m looking for volunteers.

Had already pre-ordered all of the new line. And is anticipating the “Dancing Collection”

The "Dancing Collection" is just those toys you see on the holiday shelves where you press a button "Jingle Bell Rock" plays, and the little toy rocks to it

 

[SimonSex]

Got tinted car windows so she won’t be caught knuckle deep nose picking

 

[Dubinsky]

Got tinted car windows so she won’t be caught knuckle deep nose picking

Secretly loathes his brothers, AlvinSex and TheodoreSex.