~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Secretly loathes his brothers, AlvinSex and TheodoreSex.

Is starting his own Barbershop Quartet, but replacing the word "love" with "duck" in every song

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Secretly loathes his brothers, AlvinSex and TheodoreSex.

That’s quite clever

Is starting his own Barbershop Quartet, but replacing the word "love" with "duck" in every song

Her favorite song has become “Duck Shack”
Tin roof rusted indeed

 

[Chloe_Harper]

That’s quite clever


Her favorite song has become “Duck Shack”
Tin roof rusted indeed

Trying to convince the quartet to hire him as their back-up dancer. Only dances interpretative

 

[SimonSex]

While dining at Paris’ Tour d’Argent restaurant, he requested turducken over the pressed duck

 

[AlwaysDancing]

The "Dancing Collection" is just those toys you see on the holiday shelves where you press a button "Jingle Bell Rock" plays, and the little toy rocks to it

They rock to it all sexy like, though. Kind of a Christmas strip tease.

Trying to convince the quartet to hire him as their back-up dancer. Only dances interpretative

And yet know can make interpret what I mean … I must train harder

While dining at Paris’ Tour d’Argent restaurant, he requested turducken over the pressed duck

Yes, but they thought I meant loveducken and things became so awkward. Q’uelle dromage!

He blatantly lies to his mother about what he built out of legos that one summer at band camp!

 

[cactusjack0584]

DO NOT ASK him about what HE did at summer camp… it will traumatize you for decades.. shudders then vomits

 

[UsuallyPresent]

DO NOT ASK him about what HE did at summer camp… it will traumatize you for decades.. shudders then vomits

I'm just glad there are so few instruments you play by INHALING on.

Forgot his keys and just pricked the lock. (The torsion wrench was INSPIRED!)

 

[cactusjack0584]

Sat on his keys and balls one time. I don’t think he has ever fully recovered.

 

[Sammysub07]

Sat on a cactus one time. I don’t think his balls ever fully recovered

 

[TXRafe]

Sat on a cactus one time. I don’t think his balls ever fully recovered

is secretly a dom and likes to pull the switch mid coitus...no warning...just to see what happens

 

[cactusjack0584]

Sat on a cactus one time. I don’t think his balls ever fully recovered

For your information my balls are fine… I do pee in five directions at once though


Likes to watch guys sit on cactuses

 

[Dubinsky]

For your information my balls are fine… I do pee in five directions at once though


Likes to watch guys sit on cactuses

Is secretly annoyed that so many other posters key in on the "cactus" part and not the "0584" part.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sat on a cactus one time. I don’t think his balls ever fully recovered

sat on a dancer one time. Never fully recovered!

hates mistletoe and is trying to start a kissing in front of snowmen thing. Line exhibitionism I guess

 

[Sammysub07]

is secretly a dom and likes to pull the switch mid coitus...no warning...just to see what happens

Absolutely not. Wouldn’t know what to do! Like a bird without its feathers!

Likes himself a strict domme

Likes to watch guys sit on cactuses

I mean there’s worse ways to spend my time!

Once auditioned to be on jackass so he can sit on a cactus and pee in 5 different directions.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is secretly annoyed that so many other posters key in on the "cactus" part and not the "0584" part.

Has fully accepted every comment will be related to cacti

 

[SimonSex]

Hopes Malibu Barbie is safe from the wildfire

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hopes Malibu Barbie is safe from the wildfire

Secretly hopes Ken burns so he can get with Malibu Barbie

 

[Sammysub07]

@SimonSex
You mean the Malibu Barbie camper isn’t shielded? Blasphemous!

Wants to be the Dad in Honey I Shrunk The Kids so he can party with Malibu Barbie and then rescue her!

 

[cactusjack0584]

@SimonSex
You mean the Malibu Barbie camper isn’t shielded? Blasphemous!

Wants to be the Dad in Honey I Shrunk The Kids so he can party with Malibu Barbie and then rescue her!

Want to film me and Malibu Barbie… you know for science

 

[Sammysub07]

Omg! I’m

Wants to sell the video to get famous

 

[cactusjack0584]

Omg! I’m

Wants to sell the video to get famous

Do I get a cut of the profits????

Would totally get famous off of it!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Omg! I’m

Wants to sell the video to get famous

Already recorded the bonus feature commentary. “I remember in this scene the modesty patch fell off Malibu. But you honestly couldn’t tell!”

 

[SimonSex]

Wants to be the Dad in Honey I Shrunk The Kids so he can party with Malibu Barbie and then rescue her!

I would but can I be taller than Rick Moranis? Barbie is like 6’3”!! My face would only come up to her…oh, never mind!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I would but can I be taller than Rick Moranis? Barbie is like 6’3”!! My face would only come up to her…oh, never mind!

Now all I can think of is Rick Moranis taking Malibu … “I’m Vince Klortho … key master!”

 

[SimonSex]

Okay. Back to baseless lies, people.

Had wet dreams about Susan Sarandon playing cello naked and possessed