~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Sammysub07]

I would but can I be taller than Rick Moranis? Barbie is like 6’3”!! My face would only come up to her…oh, never mind!

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Had to go to a school on how to be sweet to Malibu Barbie. They made him life size again when he couldn’t pass

 

[AlwaysDancing]

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Had to go to a school on how to be sweet to Malibu Barbie. They made him life size again when he couldn’t pass

When he went to true size, she watched very closely to see how everything grew out. Unclear is she was satisfied

 

[Sammysub07]

Is currently looking for his very own gatekeeper

 

[SimonSex]

Her nickname is Motorboat Mama

 

[Sammysub07]

Walks around aimlessly motorboating into his palms

 

[SimonSex]

Walks around aimlessly motorboating into his palms

Aye. Any port in a storm.

She memorized The Sound and the Fury just for bar tricks.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Aye. Any port in a storm.

She memorized The Sound and the Fury just for bar tricks.

has street fights to death over the superior fighting game … street fighter or mortal kobat

 

[Sammysub07]

Round 2 fight.

Advances to round 3

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Round 2 fight.

Advances to round 3

It’s my super hard to execute spinning dance attack. Disco balls and everything

She slapped down a quarter and said “next!” But isn’t sure what it means

 

[cactusjack0584]

Flawless victory

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Flawless victory

… is what he shouts after sex.

 

[Sammysub07]

@AlwaysDancing

It means I call dibs on the arcade game next?

 

[cactusjack0584]

… is what he shouts after sex.

Doesn’t everyone?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

@AlwaysDancing

It means I call dibs on the arcade game next?

Yes … good girl

She actually sucks at fighting game but is killer at Mario kart!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Only thinks he’s good at fighting games… sometimes he gets confused as to which character is his

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Only thinks he’s good at fighting games… sometimes he gets confused as to which character is his

Hey! Hey!
SFV Vega. I will kick your ass with my 50 year old fingers.

You’re out classed and under aged, you prickly dried up husk of a cactus.

Ahem.

Ahem.

He mains Chun Li because he’s a sucker for those gams.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Um sorry but I’m scorpion all the way. GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hey! Hey!
SFV Vega. I will kick your ass with my 50 year old fingers.

You’re out classed and under aged, you prickly dried up husk of a cactus.

Ahem.

Ahem.

He mains Chun Li because he’s a sucker for those gams.

Has an unusual attraction to guile

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Um sorry but I’m scorpion all the way. GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!

Is no match for sammysubzero!

 

[Sammysub07]

Is watching the over 40 crowd have a virtual mortal combat fight..oh wait..he is the fight

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is watching the over 40 crowd have a virtual mortal combat fight..oh wait..he is the fight

Dang!!!

Aloe. Aloe!! For this burn.

She wished upon a star to be a real girl … all she got was a lousy cricket claiming to be her conscience.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hey I’m barely over 40!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hey I’m barely over 40!

He thinks 109 is “barely over 40”

 

[smtst5]

Doesn’t actually like to dance.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Doesn’t actually like to dance.

drinks tequila with his breakfast and coffee with his dinner