~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

To be fair, lots of people shriek when I take off my shoes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Her shriek sounds like the Wilhelm Scream. I heard it when I took off my socks.
Now takes his socks off around me just to try and record my shriek. Won't tell me why
Enjoys making a lady squealโ€ฆ. But doesnโ€™t know why we do it.
Shrieks at random people just to see how they will react. Will also do so when excited about pretty things she wants
 
Shrieks at random people just to see how they will react. Will also do so when excited about pretty things she wants
Waitโ€ฆ you have been watching me? How did youโ€ฆ

Okayโ€ฆ she is actually an undercover spy for the CIC (Chicks In Charge)โ€ฆ.
 
Those are the names of his dick and two ballsโ€ฆ Jason and Jerry and of course Jack
His dick and balls are named after the 3 Spirits of Christmas
Greatโ€ฆ now I am going to have Jack And Diane from John Mellencamp in my head tonight! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Says this to get cool cred... doesnt actually know the song. Or any song. Except Christmas ones.
 
His dick and balls are named after the 3 Spirits of Christmas

Says this to get cool cred... doesnt actually know the song. Or any song. Except Christmas ones.
Ssssshhhhh! Donโ€™t let them know the truth!

Waitโ€ฆ liesโ€ฆ yeah, thatโ€™s itโ€ฆ sureโ€ฆ lies!!!

Keeps spouting facts! The cretin!
 
Ssssshhhhh! Donโ€™t let them know the truth!

Waitโ€ฆ liesโ€ฆ yeah, thatโ€™s itโ€ฆ sureโ€ฆ lies!!!

Keeps spouting facts! The cretin!
If you ask her, she will tell you her favorite Christmas song is Blue Christmas. In reality, her favorite Christmas song is I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
 
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