~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Christmas song? Since @Neanderthal247 presumably won’t see this in time, I’ll point out her favorite Christmas song must be none other than…

Her favorite Christmas song is…

We don’t have the (achy breaky) heart to tell her it isn’t a Christmas song at all.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Her favorite Christmas song is…

We don’t have the (achy breaky) heart to tell her it isn’t a Christmas song at all.

Has a stash of Easter peeps she feasts on all year long

 

[Chloe_Harper]

it rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again

Always threatening the hose. None of his threats actually mean a thing

Has Mariah Carey locked in her basement… only lets her out for December then back in she goes.

Is still looking for the right person to keep locked in his basement. Currently taking applications.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Always threatening the hose. None of his threats actually mean a thing

Is still looking for the right person to keep locked in his basement. Currently taking applications.

They have to be the right fit…

Has put in dozens of applications

 

[Chloe_Harper]

They have to be the right fit…

Has put in dozens of applications

Keeps denying them because I keep filling something out incorrectly but never tells me what

 

[cactusjack0584]

Keeps denying them because I keep filling something out incorrectly but never tells me what

Never checks the “ok with nudity box”….

Wants to fill the position desperately

 

[BrendaBear]

Never checks the “ok with nudity box”….

Wants to fill the position desperately

No dear… you want to fill that “void” desperately… you know it’s true…

 

[TXRafe]

No dear… you want to fill that “void” desperately… you know it’s true…

this is her favorite song

"girl you know its true..."

 

[BrendaBear]

this is her favorite song

"girl you know its true..."

What??? Milli fake ass shit Vanilli? Nobody is going to think I liked those fuckers! I know it is supposed to be lies… but fuck me running! Why not claim I was walking around on the surface of Mars and bumped into Elvis and Al Capone!

Sheesh!!

Rafe is wallowing in nothing makes sense land…

 

[TXRafe]

What??? Milli fake ass shit Vanilli? Nobody is going to think I liked those fuckers! I know it is supposed to be lies… but fuck me running! Why not claim I was walking around on the surface of Mars and bumped into Elvis and Al Capone!

Sheesh!!

Rafe is wallowing in nothing makes sense land…

pretty sure this means i win the game

 

[BrendaBear]

pretty sure this means i win the game

https://media1.tenor.com/m/SELDFlrKCPsAAAAd/annalisa-bitch-please.gif

 

[Chloe_Harper]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/SELDFlrKCPsAAAAd/annalisa-bitch-please.gif

pretty sure this means i win the game

These two are actually deeply in love. They pretend to spread baseless, hurtful lies in here to try to cover up their undying passion for one another. And of course, he wears the collar and she holds the leash. But it's not all about the kinks you perverts

 

[Sammysub07]

These two are actually deeply in love. They pretend to spread baseless, hurtful lies in here to try to cover up their undying passion for one another. And of course, he wears the collar and she holds the leash. But it's not all about the kinks you perverts

Just uncovered the hard truth about why @TXRafe could never dom me! He’s got the hots for @BrendaBear

They’re made for each other! Brat and the Tamer

 

[Neanderthal247]

Christmas song? Since @Neanderthal247 presumably won’t see this in time, I’ll point out her favorite Christmas song must be none other than…

You know me too well

Just uncovered the hard truth about why @TXRafe could never dom me! He’s got the hots for @BrendaBear

They’re made for each other! Brat and the Tamer

She's my sub on the low

 

[BrendaBear]

You know me too well

She's my sub on the low

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ko_YNeNseQAAAAAd/what-are-you-talking-about-huh.gif

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ko_YNeNseQAAAAAd/what-are-you-talking-about-huh.gif

Loves pizza

 

[MiaBabe23]

You know me too well

She's my sub on the low

Wouldn’t know the first thing about how to respond to a sub - happy to teach him if he would like

 

[MiaBabe23]

Loves pizza

Makes homemade pizza from fruit and chocolate, adds pepperoni to the top to convince people it’s real

 

[Neanderthal247]

Loves pizza

Hates cats

Wouldn’t know the first thing about how to respond to a sub - happy to teach him if he would like

Whaaaaaaaa

 

[Sammysub07]

Hates cats

Whaaaaaaaa

Is my dom on the low

 

[TXRafe]

Is my dom on the low

told me the same thing last week!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

told me the same thing last week!

Wait a second... she also told me the same thing last week! And you told me that she told you that about me!

 

[Sammysub07]

told me the same thing last week!

Wishes he heard the same thing

Is @BrendaBear forever.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Wrote the above deliberately ambiguously as to who is whose sub (edited to reduce evident offense from original joke)
(Agh hate misspelling homonyms, never do that grr)

 

[Sammysub07]

[Post removed by moderator who can read all edits of a post. This is a playful thread and not at all the place for mean-spirited posts or personal attacks (which are against the forum rules).

I think you’ve got it wrong, honey. Each joke was chosen playfully without an Inch of truth, and never a cut to someone’s character.