~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

it rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again
Always threatening the hose. None of his threats actually mean a thing 🙄
Has Mariah Carey locked in her basement… only lets her out for December then back in she goes.
Is still looking for the right person to keep locked in his basement. Currently taking applications.
 

this is her favorite song

🎶"girl you know its true..."🎶
What??? Milli fake ass shit Vanilli? Nobody is going to think I liked those fuckers! I know it is supposed to be lies… but fuck me running! Why not claim I was walking around on the surface of Mars and bumped into Elvis and Al Capone!

Sheesh!!

Rafe is wallowing in nothing makes sense land… 🤣🤣🤣
 
What??? Milli fake ass shit Vanilli? Nobody is going to think I liked those fuckers! I know it is supposed to be lies… but fuck me running! Why not claim I was walking around on the surface of Mars and bumped into Elvis and Al Capone!

Sheesh!!

Rafe is wallowing in nothing makes sense land… 🤣🤣🤣
pretty sure this means i win the game 🤭
 
These two are actually deeply in love. They pretend to spread baseless, hurtful lies in here to try to cover up their undying passion for one another. And of course, he wears the collar and she holds the leash. But it's not all about the kinks you perverts 😝
Just uncovered the hard truth about why @TXRafe could never dom me! He’s got the hots for @BrendaBear

They’re made for each other! Brat and the Tamer 😂😂
 
Wrote the above deliberately ambiguously as to who is whose sub (edited to reduce evident offense from original joke)
(Agh hate misspelling homonyms, never do that grr)
 
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I think you’ve got it wrong, honey. Each joke was chosen playfully without an Inch of truth, and never a cut to someone’s character.
 
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