~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Once wrote a story published here on Lit about Leprechaun orgasms.

 

[LeSabreur]

You probably don't know that he flies an MD-11 cargo hauler. So how can he be on Lit so much? Autopilot!

 

[SusanHoward]

Singing "Where’s the Wabbit?"

 

[Graybear1826]

Has hibernated with a friend of mine on two occasions.

 

[LeSabreur]

For the past 27 years has not missed a single lemming migration.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Eats cold pickled beats straight out of the can for breakfast every morning.

 

[Graybear1826]

Is an avid corn hole fan, watches ESPN 2 all the time and is even in a corn hole fantasy league.

 

[EctoJohn]

Competes yearly in the International Monopoly Championship.

 

[MrPimms]

Cannot resist saying “I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bum hole!” every time he picks up a new roll.

 

[LeSabreur]

Draws erotic cartoons on cocktail napkins.

 

[EctoJohn]

Always forgets that cocktails do not involve rooster feathers.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Avoids Goldfish crackers because he is convinced they are made with actual goldfish and he is allergic to fish.

 

[LeSabreur]

You know that video of the Star Wars kid practicing light sabre in his room? That's him.

 

[Graybear1826]

He gave Amelia Earhardt the wrong map, and still doesn't remember which one,

 

[SimoneLisbon]

he keeps dropping the soap in the shower because it reminds him of the good ol' days....

 

[Graybear1826]

he keeps dropping the soap in the shower because it reminds him of the good ol' days....

Yikes!

 

[Graybear1826]

Designed the first Gucci bag.

 

[EctoJohn]

Once punched one of the King's Guard in an attempt to steal one of their big fuzzy hats.
Currently not allowed within UK borders.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Once punched one of the King's Guard in an attempt to steal one of their big fuzzy hats.
Currently not allowed within UK borders.

Tried building his own homemade plasma pack, it failed spectacularly and now he can't grown any more hair on head, face, OR eyebrows!

 

[LeSabreur]

Is certain that, one of these days, a handbrake turn in his Triumph Stag will cause a young lady to drop her panties

 

[SusanHoward]

Loves pricking me with his epee.

 

[LeSabreur]

Flirts with danger at every opportunity.


Oh, wait...is this the compliment thread?

 

[EctoJohn]

Practices writing the letter Z on a daily basis to better perfect his Zorro sword strikes.