~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[MiaBabe23]

I think you’ve got it wrong, honey. Each joke was chosen playfully without an Inch of truth, and never a cut to someone personally.

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[LatinaCarmen1980]

Is not going to be careful or avoid joking with @Sammysub07

 

[Sammysub07]

Is not going to be careful or avoid joking with @Sammysub07

Loves flirting with Mrs. Claus On Christmas Eve

 

[MiaBabe23]

She wouldn’t ever dream of trying to push buttons

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Loves flirting with Mrs. Claus On Christmas Eve

Is Mrs Claus she always puts in a last minute good word with Santa

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Think's she's Mrs. Claus

 

[Saltfountain]

Is Mrs Claus she always puts in a last minute good word with Santa

Believes you can best tell the age of kittens by chopping them down and counting the rings

 

[MiaBabe23]

Where’s the scratching-head emoji…?!
Is made entirely of salt

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Loves licking salt

 

[Saltfountain]

Prefers to attach sandpaper to her fingertips to aid her head scratching

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Uses sandpaper as a cock sleeve to help remind him of his abrasive ex

 

[MiaBabe23]

Runs a small salt concern and gets high on the best of it

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Runs a small salt concern and gets high on the best of it

Cheapest 'high' you can get these days.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Recites the national anthem backwards when high

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Recites the national anthem backwards when high

...in Latin

 

[Saltfountain]

...in Latin

Started an only fans, but the turned them all off as she got too cold

 

[AuntieDisco]

Started an only fans, but the turned them all off as she got too cold

Has been on the run after he ran over a bunch of rival football club fans

 

[Btq97]

Has been on the run after he ran over a bunch of rival football club fans

Is on only fans as ice hole maiden

 

[MiaBabe23]

Secretly can’t stand disco, but can’t admit it because everyone loves her disco dancing too much

 

[Saltfountain]

Was fired from their job in the mortuary for taking their work home with them

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Thinks being a puffer on a porn set is about the pillows.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Is on only fans as ice hole maiden

I have no idea what that even means!

Dance along to baby shark.

Secretly can’t stand disco, but can’t admit it because everyone loves her disco dancing too much

Was last seen stealing hot dogs from the hot dogs stand.

 

[Btq97]

Was fired from their job in the mortuary for taking their work home with them

Is naked twister world champion

 

[MiaBabe23]

Wears a nude suit that gives him ever so slightly smaller nipples

 

[Saltfountain]

Is naked twister world champion

True... I only made it to European level...

Wears a nude suit that gives him ever so slightly smaller nipples

Still laughs whenever anyone says nipples in a non sexual context