Cwtchseeker
Best Welsh Cuddler
- Joined
- Jun 25, 2017
- Posts
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Is the Energizer Bunny using a pseudonymMakes the Energizer Bunny jealous with her masturbation skills.
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Is the Energizer Bunny using a pseudonymMakes the Energizer Bunny jealous with her masturbation skills.
She not going going goingIs jealous of her masturbating skills… because she can keep going… and going… and going…
She not going going going
She cumming cumming cumming
Supposed to be lies lol …She not going going going
She cumming cumming cumming
Always forgets to phrase his jeopardy answers as a questionSupposed to be lies lol …
Got the Energizer Bunny and a Rampant Rabbit confused…
Once seduced everyone at a nightclub and enslaved them forever more.That’s his masturbation mantra.
He was in the club alsoAlways forgets to phrase his jeopardy answers as a question
Thought the Wheel of Fortune was one of the carousel candy stands in the gas stationAlways forgets to phrase his jeopardy answers as a question
owns the club..Once seduced everyone at a nightclub and enslaved them forever more.
He was in the club also
Despite ample warning from Mr. Mathers has indeed forgotten about DreThought the Wheel of Fortune was one of the carousel candy stands in the gas station
owns the club..
Started the beef between West and East Coast rappers… was the only innocent party left standing following every Diddy party…Despite ample warning from Mr. Mathers has indeed forgotten about Dre
Supplied the baby oil for said Diddy partiesStarted the beef between West and East Coast rappers… was the only innocent party left standing following every Diddy party…
Once saw a woodchuck, wondered how much he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck woodWas jealous didn’t sell it to him instead… had to use cooking lard at his parties ..
Gets wet and creamy thinking about any kind of wood chucking.Once saw a woodchuck, wondered how much he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Sat on pinocchio's face saying lie to me, tell the truth, lie to me, tell the truth, lie to me....Once saw a woodchuck, wondered how much he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Hates predictive text (probably not a lie!)Gets wet and creamy thinking about any kind of wood chucking.
Actually loves square dancing with clogs on.Hates predictive text (probably not a lie!)
He is the accordion player in a square dance polka band.Actually loves square dancing with clogs on.
Taught that Australian gal in the Olympics how to danceHe is the accordion player in a square dance polka band.
Exclusively only sees square dance polka bands. All other music disgusts herHe is the accordion player in a square dance polka band.
Only listens to gospel music in her nunneryExclusively only sees square dance polka bands. All other music disgusts her
Is trying to make square dancing a competitive combat sport in the OlympicsOnly listens to gospel music in her nunnery
would give an entirely new meaning to Ho down!Is trying to make square dancing a competitive combat sport in the Olympics
Is stalking the Brat Pack, but doesn’t know way he is doing it…would give an entirely new meaning to Ho down!
Supposed to be lies BrendaIs stalking the Brat Pack, but doesn’t know way he is doing it…
Enjoys peeping on all foursSupposed to be lies Brenda
Sprinkles treats for Rafe to follow to make sure he can always sniff out the Brat Pack shenanigans