~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Hates it when he gets accidentally skipped… has to go smoke a while to calm down.

Isn't actually feral. Just hungry. Someone make her a sandwich dammit!

 

[BrendaBear]

Is just jealous it wasn't her in his mind

But he still has Donna Summer going on in his head… for hours now.

 

[SmokingFap]

Hates it when he gets accidentally skipped… has to go smoke a while to calm down.

Too cheap to buy actual nipple clamps, so uses the twisties from bread packages.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Too cheap to buy actual nipple clamps, so uses the twisties from bread packages.

Thought nipple clamps were the little clips girls wear in their hair. Tried it on his own nipples just to see what all the fuss was about

 

[BrendaBear]

Thought nipple clamps were the little clips girls wear in their hair. Tried it on his own nipples just to see what all the fuss was about

She filmed that and shared it on Dic Talk

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Jerks off while making his NFL Week 18 picks.

Likes to edge all day while admiring my skills

 

[Qky75]

Likes to edge all day while admiring my skills

Just outed himself as Donna Summer

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She filmed that and shared it on Dic Talk

Can't figure out how to get a Dic Talk account made so she can watch these videos.

Just outed himself as Donna Summer

Which is exactly who was on his mind while thinking "bad girl..." over and over

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Can't figure out how to get a Dic Talk account made so she can watch these videos.

Which is exactly who was on his mind while thinking "bad girl..." over and over

Used to be a carhop … she roller-skated on out to @BrendaBear ‘s car and dropped her Pepsi all over @Sammysub07 …

And that, kids, is how your three auntie brats ending up meeting.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Used to be a carhop … she roller-skated on out to @BrendaBear ‘s car and dropped her Pepsi all over @Sammysub07 …

And that, kids, is how your three auntie brats ending up meeting.

But, how did they meet their supervisor? Well kids, there was this old radio-looking phone on their desk one day, and he said "Hello Angels" and they all said "Charlie!"

 

[SmokingFap]

But, how did they meet their supervisor? Well kids, there was this old radio-looking phone on their desk one day, and he said "Hello Angels" and they all said "Charlie!"

Twisted her ankle fighting with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 to scramble under Charlie's desk.

 

[BrendaBear]

Twisted her ankle fighting with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 to scramble under Charlie's desk.

Is now looking into changing his name to Charlie

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is now looking into changing his name to Charlie

Pulled on my leash to keep me from getting under the desk first. She's the reason I hurt my ankle

 

[SmokingFap]

Is now looking into changing his name to Charlie

Totally knows that my name actually is Charlie...

 

[cactusjack0584]

Completely knows that my name actually is Charlie...

Yeah the Charlie from the old tuna commercials… “sorry Charlie”

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Completely knows that my name actually is Charlie...

Has people point at him on the street going "Ouch! Charlie bit me!" For which he is then questioned by police about his rampant biting problem

Yeah the Charlie from the old tuna commercials… “sorry Charlie”

Is the cactus from the old... wait.. are there cactus commercials

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has people point at him on the street going "Ouch! Charlie bit me!" For which he is then questioned by police about his rampant biting problem

Is the cactus from the old... wait.. are there cactus commercials

Is actually the one biting people

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is actually the one biting people

He hates it when a lady bites him he's all like "oh, it's just a flesh wound!" But then runs off crying in the corner

 

[cactusjack0584]

He hates it when a lady bites him he's all like "oh, it's just a flesh wound!" But then runs off crying in the corner

You took off my ear Chloe!!!! My ear!!!!

Now has a taste for human flesh!!! RUN!!!!

 

[subdudeme13]

Those pricklies on his cock actually tickle.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Those pricklies on his cock actually tickle.

Knows from experience….

 

[BrendaBear]

Those pricklies on his cock actually tickle.

He doesn’t actually know how to water ski. He wiped out right after the avatar pic was taken.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Knows from experience….

They used that experience to craft a whole new sub-genre in the hentai tentacle porn market

 

[cactusjack0584]

He doesn’t actually know how to water ski. He wiped out right after the avatar pic was taken.

She was under the water dressed like a shark and made him bail out

 

[cactusjack0584]

They used that experience to craft a whole new sub-genre in the hentai tentacle porn market

Buys literally only that type porn now