~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Enjoys peeping on all fours

Enjoys seeing the girls on all fours regardless of why we are there…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Enjoys seeing the girls on all fours regardless of why we are there…

Tells law enforcement they are part of the fraternity to get out of a speeding ticket

 

[BrendaBear]

Tells law enforcement they are part of the fraternity to get out of a speeding ticket

Sorority dear, sorority.

Doesn’t know all the skills we have for dealing with speeding tickets.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Sorority dear, sorority.

Doesn’t know all the skills we have for dealing with speeding tickets.

Has 100% tried the crying method to get out of a ticket... it totally worked

 

[BrendaBear]

Has 100% tried the crying method to get out of a ticket... it totally worked

It didn’t work how I wanted… I was hoping he’d handcuff me… I totally screwed that up..

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has 100% tried the crying method to get out of a ticket... it totally worked

When all else fails starts crying when she wants sex.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

It didn’t work how I wanted… I was hoping he’d handcuff me… I totally screwed that up..

Got handcuffed to the bed, lost the key, was stuck there for 3 days

 

[Chloe_Harper]

When all else fails starts crying when she wants sex.

Has tried this tactic. Yet to work for him

Got handcuffed to the bed, lost the key, was stuck there for 3 days

Actually swallowed the key on accident, but was too embarrassed to admit it due to his key fetish

 

[BrendaBear]

Got handcuffed to the bed, lost the key, was stuck there for 3 days

It wasn’t lost, you took it! You know you did!! Sheesh!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It wasn’t lost, you took it! You know you did!! Sheesh!

She could've gotten away... multiple times... but, she wanted to see how long it would actually take for the key to be found

 

[Trubbycat]

Keeps plenty of Milk of Magnesia for when keys get stuck

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Keeps plenty of Milk of Magnesia for when keys get stuck

Hides spare keys in the kitty box

 

[MedicalMuse]

Likes the glitter litter

 

[Trubbycat]

Wears latex gloves just for fun

 

[Photog1rl]

Is not even a little bit kinky.

 

[Trubbycat]

Has a minion do all her posts and photos.

 

[Sunlover101]

Is not even a little bit kinky.

Her favorite photo of all time is actually of me at sunrise.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Wears KISS makeup when jamming to their music

 

[Sammysub07]

Thinks wearing KISS makeup means having lipstick kisses all over his face

 

[Trubbycat]

Paints Gene Simmon's design on her boobs

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Thinks wearing KISS makeup means having lipstick kisses all over his face

Thinks lipstick is something that happens when you wear tight jeans

 

[BrendaBear]

She actually hasn’t heard any of the band’s songs, ever.

 

[Trubbycat]

Thinks rock'n'roll is Satan's music

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Thinks rock'n'roll is Satan's music

Tried to start a rock n roll band. He could only get instruments featured on the Flintstones, which he believed to be most appropriate

 

[Trubbycat]

Thinks she writes music reviews but it's all in her head