~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[subdudeme13]

Those pricklies on his cock actually tickle.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Those pricklies on his cock actually tickle.

Knows from experience….

 

[BrendaBear]

Those pricklies on his cock actually tickle.

He doesn’t actually know how to water ski. He wiped out right after the avatar pic was taken.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Knows from experience….

They used that experience to craft a whole new sub-genre in the hentai tentacle porn market

 

[cactusjack0584]

He doesn’t actually know how to water ski. He wiped out right after the avatar pic was taken.

She was under the water dressed like a shark and made him bail out

 

[cactusjack0584]

They used that experience to craft a whole new sub-genre in the hentai tentacle porn market

Buys literally only that type porn now

 

[BrendaBear]

She was under the water dressed like a shark and made him bail out

Sssshhhh! It is supposed to be lies!!

He has the most amazing imagination….

 

[Scarred65]

Has multiple arrests for flashing water-skiers and other random sea-borne craft

 

[cactusjack0584]

Sssshhhh! It is supposed to be lies!!

He has the most amazing imagination….

She knows she was trapped in my head for a week… and still has dreams about it…

 

[subdudeme13]

Sssshhhh! It is supposed to be lies!!

He has the most amazing imagination….

She has a sexy underwater way about her.

 

[SmokingFap]

Sssshhhh! It is supposed to be lies!!

He has the most amazing imagination….

Has no imagination at all. Only did the blue fingernails because she lost a bet.

 

[BrendaBear]

Has no imagination at all. Only did the blue fingernails because she lost a bet.

Oh, but what I would have won…. So worth it!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Oh, but what I would have won…. So worth it!

She would have won a healthy amount of spanks on her bare bottom. Now she randomly spanks herself trying to make up for the loss

 

[SmokingFap]

She would have won a healthy amount of spanks on her bare bottom. Now she randomly spanks herself trying to make up for the loss

Pretends to enjoy Scotch, but prefers tuna Four Locos.

 

[BrendaBear]

Pretends to enjoy Scotch, but prefers tuna Four Locos.

He is still upset about her not chasing Charlie the tuna

 

[Cwtchseeker]

He is still upset about her not chasing Charlie the tuna

Prefers to chase her own catch of the day…

 

[cactusjack0584]

Prefers to chase her own catch of the day…

Plays way to much with his fishing pole…

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Plays way to much with his fishing pole…

Only plays with tiddlers…

 

[cactusjack0584]

Only plays with tiddlers…

Plays too long with the worms…

 

[AlexBailey]

Plays too long with the worms…

Has been told that his whole life.

 

[Sammysub07]

Holy fuck! Y’all made keeping a straight face at work difficult!

Carry on

 

[SmokingFap]

Holy fuck! Y’all made keeping a straight face at work difficult!

Carry on

Isn't really working. Masturbating deliriously, but wants to seem responsible.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Isn't really working. Masturbating deliriously, but wants to seem responsible.

Forgets when means strokes in the office, it’s meant to be of the keyboard…

 

[BrendaBear]

Isn't really working. Masturbating deliriously, but wants to seem responsible.

Is jealous of her masturbating skills… because she can keep going… and going… and going…

 

[SmokingFap]

Is jealous of her masturbating skills… because she can keep going… and going… and going…

Makes the Energizer Bunny jealous with her masturbation skills.