Dresses like Wanda from the Flintstones when she's feeling randyGood one!!!
Thought his name was Fred when the bed rocks
Has only been ever called Dino for using his tongue too zealously
Sounds like Dino when masterbating
Is still waiting for Bulwinkle to pull a rabbit out of his hat.
Wishes he could pull a rabbit out of his trousers
Looks like Boris and Natashia’s kid
Mr Clean is actually his dad. He uses the avatar because his dad pulled. He's still waiting for that pull to kick in on Lit
She wants to pull Mr Clean and wants her hardwood floors clean
Hardwood floors are the only hard wood he's familiar with.
don't tell.
Jerks with mayonnaise wishing he could see mayonnaise covered boobies
Struck a deal with ole scratch for witty things to come to him. He feels pinches on his ass every time, and the wit, while witty, wits in a way unexpected
Make BLYs with rye bread
Supposed to be lies!!!
Sings “patty is the mayonnaise on my sandwich!”
Lost a lot of forfeits o on that bet
Once dressed like Patty Mayonnaise for Halloween. It awoke some strange new fantasies in him
Doesn’t even like mayo
Dressed like a mayonnaise CONDOMent bottle for Halloween and walked around saying “squeeze me”
The only condiment he does like is mayo... puts it on way too much. On things condiments should never go on
Wore a matching ketchup CONDOMent bottle for Halloween that said "tap here" on the butt
You wear your thongs backwards
You wear her thong backwards.
Fucking right I do !!! Lol
Uses her thing to hold your mayonnaise
He likes wearing my thongs. Says they make his bulge look really fancy
Still hasn't gotten the hang of thongs, but boy, does he love how they feel rubbing against him as he struts his stuff
