The only condiment he does like is mayo... puts it on way too much. On things condiments should never go on
Wore a matching ketchup CONDOMent bottle for Halloween that said "tap here" on the butt
You wear your thongs backwards
You wear her thong backwards.
Fucking right I do !!! Lol
Uses her thing to hold your mayonnaise
He likes wearing my thongs. Says they make his bulge look really fancy
Still hasn't gotten the hang of thongs, but boy, does he love how they feel rubbing against him as he struts his stuff
Went to Australia once and got a bunch of weird looks for wearing underwear on her feet after a local suggested she wear thongs to the beach
I mean … you’re not wearing them
refuses to put milk on his cereal. Trying to develop that dry humor
Hasn't had dry humor for a while, it's all wet. Wait...I mean … you’re not wearing them
refuses to put milk on his cereal. Trying to develop that dry humor
WISHES AlwaysDancing was getting wet with her
Thinks Manuel Labor is the president of Mexico
Can never decide if his aviator glasses are too big or too small.
Likes to check himself out in Mr. Cleans aviators and talk like he’s Top gun Maverick. “I have to admit I wasn’t expecting an invitation back.”
She wants Mr Cleans aviators to wear her self
Wishes his nickname was Crome dome.
She’s lost … that loving feeling … whoa-whoa that loving feeling
Never smiles in any photograph she posts
Actually wishes he had those heart-shaped sunglasses girls wear on Bachelorette beach trips
Isn't actually dancing, like, ever. Has all the rhythm of a white Steve Urkel
Knows he has the rhythm of Steve Urkel but @AlwaysDancing has the rhythm of Stefan Urquelle!!!
That’s going to be my next NPC … too good
Still wishes Weird Al would do a parody of the macarenaThat’s going to be my next NPC … too good
She started working out to build muscle mass … the goal is to be strongest woman to dance the Macarena. Guinness is waiting.
drinks jello through a straw
Bought a bunch of those dick shaped straws that are used as a gage during bachelorette parties and uses them daily because he likes them
Says goodbye waving with a fork?
