~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[kieranhalcyon01]

He likes wearing my thongs. Says they make his bulge look really fancy

Still hasn't gotten the hang of thongs, but boy, does he love how they feel rubbing against him as he struts his stuff

Went to Australia once and got a bunch of weird looks for wearing underwear on her feet after a local suggested she wear thongs to the beach

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He likes wearing my thongs. Says they make his bulge look really fancy

Still hasn't gotten the hang of thongs, but boy, does he love how they feel rubbing against him as he struts his stuff

I mean … you’re not wearing them

Went to Australia once and got a bunch of weird looks for wearing underwear on her feet after a local suggested she wear thongs to the beach

refuses to put milk on his cereal. Trying to develop that dry humor

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I mean … you’re not wearing them

refuses to put milk on his cereal. Trying to develop that dry humor

Hasn't had dry humor for a while, it's all wet. Wait...

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Hasn't had dry humor for a while, it's all wet. Wait...

WISHES AlwaysDancing was getting wet with her

 

[Justabaldguy70]

WISHES AlwaysDancing was getting wet with her

Thinks Manuel Labor is the president of Mexico

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thinks Manuel Labor is the president of Mexico

Can never decide if his aviator glasses are too big or too small.

 

[Sammysub07]

Can never decide if his aviator glasses are too big or too small.

Likes to check himself out in Mr. Cleans aviators and talk like he’s Top gun Maverick. “I have to admit I wasn’t expecting an invitation back.”

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Likes to check himself out in Mr. Cleans aviators and talk like he’s Top gun Maverick. “I have to admit I wasn’t expecting an invitation back.”

She wants Mr Cleans aviators to wear her self

 

[Photog1rl]

She wants Mr Cleans aviators to wear her self

Wishes his nickname was Crome dome.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Likes to check himself out in Mr. Cleans aviators and talk like he’s Top gun Maverick. “I have to admit I wasn’t expecting an invitation back.”

She’s lost … that loving feeling … whoa-whoa that loving feeling

She loves karaoke so much she practices at work, imagining her adoring fans are all around her. And they are. Like one ceiling fan in every room.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Wishes his nickname was Crome dome.

Never smiles in any photograph she posts

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She wants Mr Cleans aviators to wear her self

Actually wishes he had those heart-shaped sunglasses girls wear on Bachelorette beach trips

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

She’s lost … that loving feeling … whoa-whoa that loving feeling

She loves karaoke so much she practices at work, imagining her adoring fans are all around her. And they are. Like one ceiling fan in every room.

Isn't actually dancing, like, ever. Has all the rhythm of a white Steve Urkel

 

[Sammysub07]

Isn't actually dancing, like, ever. Has all the rhythm of a white Steve Urkel

Knows he has the rhythm of Steve Urkel but @AlwaysDancing has the rhythm of Stefan Urquelle!!!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Knows he has the rhythm of Steve Urkel but @AlwaysDancing has the rhythm of Stefan Urquelle!!!

That’s going to be my next NPC … too good

She started working out to build muscle mass … the goal is to be strongest woman to dance the Macarena. Guinness is waiting.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

That’s going to be my next NPC … too good

She started working out to build muscle mass … the goal is to be strongest woman to dance the Macarena. Guinness is waiting.

Still wishes Weird Al would do a parody of the macarena

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Still wishes Weird Al would do a parody of the macarena

drinks jello through a straw

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

drinks hello through a straw

Bought a bunch of those dick shaped straws that are used as a gage during bachelorette parties and uses them daily because he likes them

 

[AlwaysDancing]

drinks hello through a straw

Says goodbye waving with a fork?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Says goodbye waving with a fork?

You mean a dinglehopper?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Thinks some dinglehoppers are bigger than others

 

[Sammysub07]

Says goodbye waving with a fork?

Eats ramen noodles with a spoon because he lost all his forks waving goodbye

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Eats ramen noodles with a spoon because he lost all his forks waving goodbye

Freezes ramen noodles into popsicles just so she can eat them seductively

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Eats ramen noodles with a spoon because he lost all his forks waving goodbye

Likes her ass spanked with cooked ramen noodles

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Eats ramen noodles with a spoon because he lost all his forks waving goodbye

Has seduced men by letting ramen noodles fall in her cleavage. “Oh noooo … who can help me clean this up?@

Freezes ramen noodles into popsicles just so she can eat them seductively

oh that’s close to mine but funnier.