~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Sammysub07]

Has seduced men by letting ramen noodles fall in her cleavage. “Oh noooo … who can help me clean this up?@

oh that’s close to mine but funnier.

Calls @Chloe_Harper and @BrendaBear to help him with the cleavage yumminess

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has seduced men by letting ramen noodles fall in her cleavage. “Oh noooo … who can help me clean this up?@

oh that’s close to mine but funnier.

Doesn't believe in forks. Or Ramen. Thinks they are something that people made up, like unicorns.

Calls @Chloe_Harper and @BrendaBear to help him with the cleavage yumminess

Helps us make the clean up more fun by making us a mess too, spilling noodles down our cleavage.

 

[Sammysub07]

Doesn't believe in forks. Or Ramen. Thinks they are something that people made up, like unicorns.

Helps us make the clean up more fun by making us a mess too, spilling noodles down our cleavage.

Is dressed up like Wilma flinstone and reminds Super Emilio no utensils allowed to clean the cleveage

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is dressed up like Wilma flinstone and reminds Super Emilio no utensils allowed to clean the cleveage

There is no spoon ((dives in))

Painted one of her nipples red and the other blue. Tells men, “if you kiss the red one, you see just how deep the rabbit hole goes!”

 

[SimonSex]

He really thought it was “Youth In Asia.”

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He really thought it was “Youth In Asia.”

Wtf?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Always dances because of bad jock itch

 

[BrendaBear]

There is no spoon ((dives in))

Painted one of her nipples red and the other blue. Tells men, “if you kiss the red one, you see just how deep the rabbit hole goes!”

The Matrix is strong with this one…. So is his breath! Take some mints for gods sake!

He really thought it was “Youth In Asia.”

Likes to make jokes out of left field because the confused looks tickle him to the core.

 

[Sammysub07]

There is no spoon ((dives in))

Painted one of her nipples red and the other blue. Tells men, “if you kiss the red one, you see just how deep the rabbit hole goes!”

Dares people to try the blue one!!

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Dares people to try the blue one!!

Likes the blue one better but likes when someone goes down her rabbit hole

 

[Qky75]

Hides his blue lollipop

 

[BrendaBear]

Likes the blue one better

Keeps painting his johnson blue… it hasn’t worked yet, but he is ever hopeful

 

[Chloe_Harper]

The Matrix is strong with this one…. So is his breath! Take some mints for gods sake!

Likes to make jokes out of left field because the confused looks tickle him to the core.

Likes to hang out in left field with a tin of mints, shaking them like maracas and shimmying about yelling "get your minty freshness right here bitches!"

Hides his blue lollipop

He knows where to find it. He told him where to hide it in the first place

 

[BrendaBear]

Likes to hang out in left field with a tin of mints, shaking them like maracas and shimmying about yelling "get your minty freshness right here bitches!"

He knows where to find it. He told him where to hide it in the first place

She has taken me up on my minty freshness offer so many times, I have run out of mints! Sheesh!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Likes to hang out in left field with a tin of mints, shaking them like maracas and shimmying about yelling "get your minty freshness right here bitches!"

He knows where to find it. He told him where to hide it in the first place

 

[Sammysub07]

She has taken me up on my minty freshness offer so many times, I have run out of mints! Sheesh!

Calls me over from the dugout to bring more mints. I bring them in actual maracas with lids.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Calls me over from the dugout to bring more mints. I bring them in actual maracas with lids.

Those maracas don’t have mints in them but smiles and sunshine

 

[BrendaBear]

Those maracas don’t have mints in them but smiles and sunshine

Because he stole the mints! He wants to be the only guy with fresh breath.

 

[Trubbycat]

Gives breath mints to all the sex workers

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Gives breath mints to all the sex workers

feels bad when he doesn’t get a mint

 

[Trubbycat]

Puts mints in the wrong end to freshen things up

 

[BrendaBear]

Puts mints in the wrong end to freshen things up

Likes putting something in “the wrong end”

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Likes putting something in “the wrong end”

Hasn't yet realized that there is no "wrong end"

 

[BrendaBear]

Hasn't yet realized that there is no "wrong end"

Keeps pouring the cereal in the bowl and the milk in the sink.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Keeps pouring the cereal in the bowl and the milk in the sink.

Likes it dry