~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Likes it dry

He prefers things to be crunchy… no idea what that even means..

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

He prefers things to be crunchy… no idea what that even means..

Thinks crunching on a partner is an integral part of sex

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks crunching on a partner is an integral part of sex

Has no idea about what constitutes an integral part of sex… but at least knows… crunching isn’t on the list.

 

[SimonSex]

Wears a rally cap in the first inning at spring training games.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Wears a rally cap in the first inning at spring training games.

Got his username after a filthy game of Simon Says.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Got his username after a filthy game of Simon Says.

Starts strip poker already nude

 

[SimonSex]

Wtf?

Pretty left field stuff. My mind can be a dangerous place.
Anyway: euthanasia vs. Youth In Asia.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Pretty left field stuff. My mind can be a dangerous place.
Anyway: euthanasia vs. Youth In Asia.

I got the pun … clever … but yup. Very left field.

Starts strip poker already nude

keeps an ace up sleeve to win strip poker … when he loses his shirt, the hiding spots start to get interesting!

 

[SimonSex]

His poker buddies know all this.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

His poker buddies know all this.

Old maid is more his style of game

 

[cactusjack0584]

He sticks with checkers… and exclaims happily “king me bitch”

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He sticks with checkers… and exclaims happily “king me bitch”

Tiddly winks is his game of choice

 

[MiaBabe23]

Learned the rules to chess, and suddenly thought he was a Grandmaster

 

[Hornymwtxn]

She isn't broken after all just smashed on the reg

 

[Cwtchseeker]

She isn't broken after all just smashed on the reg

Is already broken and smashed after tangling with @MiaBabe23 so is lying to cover a bruised ego

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is already broken and smashed after tangling with @MiaBabe23 so is lying to cover a bruised ego

Takes pleasure in kicking a person when they are down

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Takes pleasure in kicking a person when they are down

Confuses up and down so is banned from using elevators or escalators again

 

[Hornymwtxn]

So stoned most of the time they just float

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is already broken and smashed after tangling with @MiaBabe23 so is lying to cover a bruised ego

Nope, don’t know him, he just seems to, well, as per his next lie…

Takes pleasure in kicking a person when they are down

Well done thread, changed my description so you’ll need to come up with something new when I post here

Wants to learn to yodel but doesn’t know where to start

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Nope, don’t know him, he just seem to, well, as per his next lie…

Well done thread, changed my description so you’ll need to come up with something new when I post here

Wants to learn to yodel but doesn’t know where to start

Is practicing her yodelling whilst reading the thread

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Is practicing her yodelling whilst reading the thread

His yodeling sounds like gurgling a mouth full of cottage cheese

 

[Cwtchseeker]

His yodeling sounds like gurgling a mouth full of cottage cheese

Cottage cheese is the only thing he’ll let a partner gurgle in their mouth…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Cottage cheese is the only thing he’ll let a partner gurgle in their mouth…

Once was gurgling mouthwash, but forgot how long the instructions said to do so. He couldn't find where he put the bottle, but kept on gurgling who he searched. It took three hours, but he never stopped gurgling. Hasn't gurgled a thing in his life since

 

[Azuldrgon]

Can't wake up without snuggling her blue dragon plushie.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Can't wake up without snuggling her blue dragon plushie.

Waiting for the letters SHBDP in HIMYM