~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Justabaldguy70]

Gives breath mints to all the sex workers

feels bad when he doesn’t get a mint

 

[Trubbycat]

Puts mints in the wrong end to freshen things up

 

[BrendaBear]

Puts mints in the wrong end to freshen things up

Likes putting something in “the wrong end”

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Likes putting something in “the wrong end”

Hasn't yet realized that there is no "wrong end"

 

[BrendaBear]

Hasn't yet realized that there is no "wrong end"

Keeps pouring the cereal in the bowl and the milk in the sink.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Keeps pouring the cereal in the bowl and the milk in the sink.

Likes it dry

 

[BrendaBear]

Likes it dry

He prefers things to be crunchy… no idea what that even means..

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

He prefers things to be crunchy… no idea what that even means..

Thinks crunching on a partner is an integral part of sex

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks crunching on a partner is an integral part of sex

Has no idea about what constitutes an integral part of sex… but at least knows… crunching isn’t on the list.

 

[SimonSex]

Wears a rally cap in the first inning at spring training games.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Wears a rally cap in the first inning at spring training games.

Got his username after a filthy game of Simon Says.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Got his username after a filthy game of Simon Says.

Starts strip poker already nude

 

[SimonSex]

Wtf?

Pretty left field stuff. My mind can be a dangerous place.
Anyway: euthanasia vs. Youth In Asia.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Pretty left field stuff. My mind can be a dangerous place.
Anyway: euthanasia vs. Youth In Asia.

I got the pun … clever … but yup. Very left field.

Starts strip poker already nude

keeps an ace up sleeve to win strip poker … when he loses his shirt, the hiding spots start to get interesting!

 

[SimonSex]

His poker buddies know all this.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

His poker buddies know all this.

Old maid is more his style of game

 

[cactusjack0584]

He sticks with checkers… and exclaims happily “king me bitch”

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He sticks with checkers… and exclaims happily “king me bitch”

Tiddly winks is his game of choice

 

[MiaBabe23]

Learned the rules to chess, and suddenly thought he was a Grandmaster

 

[Hornymwtxn]

She isn't broken after all just smashed on the reg

 

[Cwtchseeker]

She isn't broken after all just smashed on the reg

Is already broken and smashed after tangling with @MiaBabe23 so is lying to cover a bruised ego

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is already broken and smashed after tangling with @MiaBabe23 so is lying to cover a bruised ego

Takes pleasure in kicking a person when they are down

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Takes pleasure in kicking a person when they are down

Confuses up and down so is banned from using elevators or escalators again

 

[Hornymwtxn]

So stoned most of the time they just float

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is already broken and smashed after tangling with @MiaBabe23 so is lying to cover a bruised ego

Nope, don’t know him, he just seems to, well, as per his next lie…

Takes pleasure in kicking a person when they are down

Well done thread, changed my description so you’ll need to come up with something new when I post here

Wants to learn to yodel but doesn’t know where to start