~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

Favorite drink is actually sex on the beach… wait or was that her favorite place to… oh nevermind

Is intimate with several Saguaros

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is always upset that my drinks are free but his aren't. And he usually only orders water

I like water…

Tries to get me to drink to get me to go home with her

 

[SmokingFap]

Is always upset that my drinks are free but his aren't. And he usually only orders water

She poured grape Four Lokos into a Dom Perignon bottle that she found, because she wanted to be fancy for New Year's this year.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I like water…

Tries to get me to drink to get me to go home with her

He will do anything for a cool drink of water

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She poured grape Four Lokos into a Dom Perignon bottle that she found, because she wanted to be fancy for New Year's this year.

His idea of fancy is putting on pants for the day

 

[BrendaBear]

His idea of fancy is putting on pants for the day

She kind of likes fancy pants… we don’t know what that actually means though…

 

[cactusjack0584]

His idea of fancy is putting on pants for the day

Her idea of fancy is taking them off

 

[TXRafe]

His idea of fancy is putting on pants for the day

messaged me an apology for not wearing her ears and tail and assured me that she put them on immediately.

 

[cactusjack0584]

messaged me an apology for not wearing her ears and tail and assured me that she put them on immediately.

He also likes “being fancy”

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She kind of likes fancy pants… we don’t know what that actually means though…

She knows exactly what it means! Don't believe her lies!

Her idea of fancy is taking them off

Supposed to be lies
Never takes his pants off. Not even in the shower

messaged me an apology for not wearing her ears and tail and assured me that she put them on immediately.

Was wearing them while he was waiting for me

 

[cactusjack0584]

She knows exactly what it means! Don't believe her lies!

Supposed to be lies
Never takes his pants off. Not even in the shower

Was wearing them while he was waiting for me

It saves on laundry…

Wears a full cactus suit when showering

 

[BrendaBear]

It saves on laundry…

Wears a full cactus suit when showering

He actually doesn’t even like the desert. Her prefers the arctic.

 

[cactusjack0584]

He actually doesn’t even like the desert. Her prefers the arctic.

Definite lie… cold=major shrinkage

Has fantasies about being in the desert surrounded by cacti

 

[BrendaBear]

Definite lie… cold=major shrinkage

Has fantasies about being in the desert surrounded by cacti

Worries about shrinkage because it would bring him down to only being “a bit larger than average”.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Definite lie… cold=major shrinkage

Has fantasies about being in the desert surrounded by cacti

Wants to get high on magic mushrooms and chill with his thorny friends

 

[cactusjack0584]

Worries about shrinkage because it would bring him down to only being “a bit larger than average”.

**skip me**

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wants to get high on magic mushrooms and chill with his thorny friends

His magic mushrooms are just his go-to pizza toppings

**skip me**

Is now skipping down the street singing "skip skip skip to my lou!"

 

[Azuldrgon]

His magic mushrooms are just his go-to pizza toppings

Is now skipping down the street singing "skip skip skip to my lou!"

She's the lou being skipped to.

 

[Sammysub07]

His magic mushrooms are just his go-to pizza toppings

Is now skipping down the street singing "skip skip skip to my lou!"

Is walking down the street in a cactus costume standing in a shower

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She's the lou being skipped to.

He likes to watch ladies skipping, waiting for that skirt to flip. He claims it's to make sure women wear their panties because he is the underwear police. He keeps spare pairs in case they forgot

Is walking down the street in a cactus costume standing in a shower

Comes up with the silliest costumes for other people to wear that she is secretly sewing in her room for them

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He likes to watch ladies skipping, waiting for that skirt to flip. He claims it's to make sure women wear their panties because he is the underwear police. He keeps spare pairs in case they forgot

Comes up with the silliest costumes for other people to wear that she is secretly sewing in her room for them

She wears a full body costume that makes her look like a mannequin for Sammy to hang the costumes off. The costume is too tight and restricts her movements …

 

[BrendaBear]

She wears a full body costume that makes her look like a mannequin for Sammy to hang the costumes off. The costume is too tight and restricts her movements …

He loves to restrict the movement of ladies… won’t say why

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He loves to restrict the movement of ladies… won’t say why

Not with my words (riding crop in hand)

She asked for a similar mannequin costume … but leaving her bum exposed. She was very vocal about why.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He loves to restrict the movement of ladies… won’t say why

She hates being restricted in any way, that's really why she always runs away

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Not with my words (riding crop in hand)

She asked for a similar mannequin costume … but leaving her bum exposed. She was very vocal about why.

He's accidentally poked himself in the eye with that riding crop multiple times