~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

Supposed to be lies!!

You climaxed so hard you sounded like yogi the bear “hey boo boo”

Feeling wild this NYE
She abandoned her usual teddy bear and gave yogi a taste tonight

 

[Sammysub07]

She got a good spanking for that… which turned her on again…

Don’t tempt a girl with a good time!!

Ran away skipping with me after my spanking

 

[BrendaBear]

Don’t tempt a girl with a good time!!

Ran away skipping with me after my spanking

We ended up in our favorite tavern and almost got arrested.

 

[TXRafe]

Don’t tempt a girl with a good time!!

Ran away skipping with me after my spanking

was 15 mins late for her daily spanking from me...she is currently tied to the bed face down thinking about what she did

 

[Sammysub07]

We ended up in our favorite tavern and almost got arrested.

@Chloe_Harper showed up and we put on a good show! Popos let us go!
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[Explorer_76]

We ended up in our favorite tavern and almost got arrested.

Because you both demanded Appletinis at that English tavern.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

We ended up in our favorite tavern and almost got arrested.

Brenda was trying her hardest to get arrested. She wants to be handcuffed dammit! Does streaking no longer get you arrested??

Because you both demanded Appletinis at that English tavern.

Demanded everyone only be served Lemon Drops!

 

[Sammysub07]

was 15 mins late for her daily spanking from me...she is currently tied to the bed face down thinking about what she did

Again. Don’t tempt me with a good time!

Until my bffs arrive and you’re in big trouble, Mr!

 

[Trubbycat]

Likes to take guys out to smooch by the dumpster behind the bar.

 

[Explorer_76]

Brenda was trying her hardest to get arrested. She wants to be handcuffed dammit! Does streaking no longer get you arrested??

Demanded everyone only be served Lemon Drops!

I got arrested for telling a bad joke. Here is a hint - in an English tavern do not joke that a Guinness with a Jameson shot dropped in it is called a car bomb because your stomach will blow up after you swallow it.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Likes to take guys out to smooch by the dumpster behind the bar.

Keeps waiting by those dumpsters hoping to get one of those smooches

I got arrested for telling a bad joke. Here is a hint - in an English tavern do not joke that a Guinness with a Jameson shot dropped in it is called a car bomb because your stomach will blow up after you swallow it.

This explains why he is missing entire middle

 

[cactusjack0584]

Keeps waiting by those dumpsters hoping to get one of those smooches

This explains why he is missing entire middle

Favorite drink is actually sex on the beach… wait or was that her favorite place to… oh nevermind

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Favorite drink is actually sex on the beach… wait or was that her favorite place to… oh nevermind

He likes buttery nipples... the drink or.... it's both

 

[BrendaBear]

I got arrested for telling a bad joke. Here is a hint - in an English tavern do not joke that a Guinness with a Jameson shot dropped in it is called a car bomb because your stomach will blow up after you swallow it.

I live on Las Vegas… why would I even remotely care about what happens in an english tavern?

*** skip me, please ***

 

[cactusjack0584]

He likes buttery nipples... the drink or.... it's both

Hey lies… remember that could get you a spanking

Orders blowjobs from the bar… but doesn’t get any drinks

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hey lies… remember that could get you a spanking

Orders blowjobs from the bar… but doesn’t get any drinks

Is always upset that my drinks are free but his aren't. And he usually only orders water

 

[BrendaBear]

Hey lies… remember that could get you a spanking

Orders blowjobs from the bar… but doesn’t get any drinks

He is hoping to get in on spanking action… but can’t decide if he should give or receive..,

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Favorite drink is actually sex on the beach… wait or was that her favorite place to… oh nevermind

Is intimate with several Saguaros

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is always upset that my drinks are free but his aren't. And he usually only orders water

I like water…

Tries to get me to drink to get me to go home with her

 

[SmokingFap]

Is always upset that my drinks are free but his aren't. And he usually only orders water

She poured grape Four Lokos into a Dom Perignon bottle that she found, because she wanted to be fancy for New Year's this year.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I like water…

Tries to get me to drink to get me to go home with her

He will do anything for a cool drink of water

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She poured grape Four Lokos into a Dom Perignon bottle that she found, because she wanted to be fancy for New Year's this year.

His idea of fancy is putting on pants for the day

 

[BrendaBear]

His idea of fancy is putting on pants for the day

She kind of likes fancy pants… we don’t know what that actually means though…

 

[cactusjack0584]

His idea of fancy is putting on pants for the day

Her idea of fancy is taking them off

 

[TXRafe]

His idea of fancy is putting on pants for the day

messaged me an apology for not wearing her ears and tail and assured me that she put them on immediately.