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We ended up in our favorite tavern and almost got arrested.
@Chloe_Harper showed up and we put on a good show! Popos let us go! 😂
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Brenda was trying her hardest to get arrested. She wants to be handcuffed dammit! Does streaking no longer get you arrested??

Demanded everyone only be served Lemon Drops!

I got arrested for telling a bad joke. Here is a hint - in an English tavern do not joke that a Guinness with a Jameson shot dropped in it is called a car bomb because your stomach will blow up after you swallow it.
 
Likes to take guys out to smooch by the dumpster behind the bar.
Keeps waiting by those dumpsters hoping to get one of those smooches
I got arrested for telling a bad joke. Here is a hint - in an English tavern do not joke that a Guinness with a Jameson shot dropped in it is called a car bomb because your stomach will blow up after you swallow it.
This explains why he is missing entire middle
 
I got arrested for telling a bad joke. Here is a hint - in an English tavern do not joke that a Guinness with a Jameson shot dropped in it is called a car bomb because your stomach will blow up after you swallow it.
I live on Las Vegas… why would I even remotely care about what happens in an english tavern?

*** skip me, please ***
 
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