~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

She much prefers that party game classic...
Pin the tail and is also partial to piñata

Olé

He likes to tie women up and suspend them… I just wish he would stop using a stick!

 

[BrendaBear]

Never actually has Pin the Tail on the donkey. He has Pin the Wang on the naked man. But, he does provide different shapes and sizes for the wangs.

She keeps a pen in her purse, hoping to get a chance to write on the wang, instead of pinning it.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Never actually has Pin the Tail on the donkey. He has Pin the Wang on the naked man. But, he does provide different shapes and sizes for the wangs.

She is the artist that draws all them dicks on the bathroom stalls

A bit of a size queen

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She keeps a pen in her purse, hoping to get a chance to write on the wang, instead of pinning it.

I mean, if a wang can paint my face, I should be able to write on it... besides you always bring spare pens for me!

She is the artist that draws all them dicks on the bathroom stalls

A bit of a size queen

He draws dicks on people's faces while they sleep. And is also a size queen. A bigger one than me. Even has a hat that says so.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He likes to tie women up and suspend them… I just wish he would stop using a stick!

Enjoys verbal abuse when done in mickey mouse's voice

 

[BrendaBear]

Enjoys verbal abuse when done in mickey mouse's voice

He tried to do it like Road Runner and then finally gave up when he realized Road Runner never talks.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I mean, if a wang can paint my face, I should be able to write on it... besides you always bring spare pens for me!

He draws dicks on people's faces while they sleep. And is also a size queen. A bigger one than me. Even has a hat that says so.

Writes to crayola every year begging for a new color crayon named "cum"

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He tried to do it like Road Runner and then finally gave up when he realized Road Runner never talks.

Speedy González has nothing on her when looney tunes is being aired

 

[BrendaBear]

Speedy González has nothing on her when looney tunes is being aired

He loves to refer to me as “looney”… wishes I would daffy his duck

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He loves to refer to me as “looney”… wishes I would daffy his duck

Truth....

She works in "entertainment"

the kind where children are not allowed

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I mean, if a wang can paint my face, I should be able to write on it... besides you always bring spare pens for me!

He draws dicks on people's faces while they sleep. And is also a size queen. A bigger one than me. Even has a hat that says so.

Enjoys double entendres almost as much as her double ended toys

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Truth....

She works in "entertainment"

the kind where children are not allowed

He wishes he had the grace and bravery of @BrendaBear to get up on that stage, rocking a corset top, fishnets, garter, and 5inch heels. And then, her performance on that pole, it makes men weep with the beauty. Their cocks weep too, but that should've been obvious.

 

[SimonSex]

Farts in elevators.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He wishes he had the grace and bravery of @BrendaBear to get up on that stage, rocking a corset top, fishnets, garter, and 5inch heels. And then, her performance on that pole, it makes men weep with the beauty. Their cocks weep too, but that should've been obvious.

She stuffs her bikini with one dollar bills to hand out during her performances.

She ain't into it for the money

 

[BrendaBear]

She stuffs her bikini with one dollar bills to hand out during her performances.

She ain't into it for the money

He is just bitter because he got kicked out of the club for insisting he wanted a warm sarsaparilla to drink.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He is just bitter because he got kicked out of the club for insisting he wanted a warm sarsaparilla to drink.

Wears spurs during sexual encounters.

Giddy up partner and dosey-doe

 

[BrendaBear]

Wears spurs during sexual encounters.

Giddy up partner and dosey-doe

He tried to put a saddle on me and wanted to pull my hair like the reins.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He tried to put a saddle on me and wanted to pull my hair like the reins.

Had me saying Hi Yo silver

Saddling up isn't something she enjoys.
Prefers bareback

 

[BrendaBear]

Had me saying Hi Yo silver

Saddling up isn't something she enjoys.
Prefers bareback

He totally misunderstood my saying I enjoyed leather.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He totally misunderstood my saying I enjoyed leather.

Only thing she owns not wrapped in leather is, oddly, her steering wheel.

 

[BrendaBear]

Only thing she owns not wrapped in leather is, oddly, her steering wheel.

Wouldn’t let me make him a steak because he didn’t want to eat off a leather plate, using leather utensils. Weird!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wouldn’t let me make him a steak because he didn’t want to eat off a leather plate, using leather utensils. Weird!

Refuses to make me dinner you accidentally lose one leather spoon of hers once and it's suddenly all over!

 

[BrendaBear]

Refuses to make me dinner you accidentally lose one leather spoon of hers once and it's suddenly all over!

See how she is? Does she mention all those breakfasts I made for her? Noooooo! Straight to the dinner thing! And what was she doing with that spoon anyway??

 

[Azuldrgon]

See how she is? Does she mention all those breakfasts I made for her? Noooooo! Straight to the dinner thing! And what was she doing with that spoon anyway??

Likes to be spanked with a wooden spoon.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Likes to be spanked with a wooden spoon.

Supposed to be lies

He knows what happened to @BrendaBear's leather spoon. He put me up to it! In the kitchen!