Not actually Texan. Never even been to a Buckey's. He has to look up all Texas related facts constantly to try and keep up this charade
Isn't that how... why did nobody tell me
AhahahaIsn't that how... why did nobody tell me
Likes to watch and see how many gullible guys and girls he can convince that certain party games are always played either in the nude or with everyone swapping pants
Hates musical chairs. Thinks that's the worst party game of them all. He wants Freeze Dance. He will stomp his big foot until someone notices and agrees it's Freeze Dance time
She much prefers that party game classic...
Never actually has Pin the Tail on the donkey. He has Pin the Wang on the naked man. But, he does provide different shapes and sizes for the wangs.
He likes to tie women up and suspend them… I just wish he would stop using a stick!
She keeps a pen in her purse, hoping to get a chance to write on the wang, instead of pinning it.
She is the artist that draws all them dicks on the bathroom stalls
I mean, if a wang can paint my face, I should be able to write on it... besides you always bring spare pens for me!
He draws dicks on people's faces while they sleep. And is also a size queen. A bigger one than me. Even has a hat that says so.
Enjoys verbal abuse when done in mickey mouse's voice
He tried to do it like Road Runner and then finally gave up when he realized Road Runner never talks.
Writes to crayola every year begging for a new color crayon named "cum"
Speedy González has nothing on her when looney tunes is being aired
He loves to refer to me as “looney”… wishes I would daffy his duck
Enjoys double entendres almost as much as her double ended toys
He wishes he had the grace and bravery of @BrendaBear to get up on that stage, rocking a corset top, fishnets, garter, and 5inch heels. And then, her performance on that pole, it makes men weep with the beauty. Their cocks weep too, but that should've been obvious.
She stuffs her bikini with one dollar bills to hand out during her performances.
He is just bitter because he got kicked out of the club for insisting he wanted a warm sarsaparilla to drink.
He tried to put a saddle on me and wanted to pull my hair like the reins.
