~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Thinks a "serious crush" is orange soda with two shots of vodka in it.

He was seriously crushed once... between two big boobs. He's still recovering, but he hasn't lost that dreamy smile

 

[SmokingFap]

He was seriously crushed once... between two big boobs. He's still recovering, but he hasn't lost that dreamy smile

Still hasn't gotten my drool out of her cleavage.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Still hasn't gotten my drool out of her cleavage.

In his few moments of consciousness, begged me to leave it there. This bra is totally ruined

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

In his few moments of consciousness, begged me to leave it there. This bra is totally ruined

Thinks she can make a living doing that for money

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Thinks she can make a living doing that for money

thinks?

Has already tried to purchase my ruined bra. Claims it's for science. You know, can cereal hang out in cups of bras well?

 

[Sammysub07]

Thinks she can make a living doing that for money

Wants to be the next in line but sings songs when motorboating

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Wants to be the next in line but sings songs when motorboating

Pretends she doesn't like having pirate songs sung to her during motorboating sessions

thinks?

Has already tried to purchase my ruined bra. Claims it's for science. You know, can cereal hang out in cups of bras well?

Is every bit as curious as I am whether bra cups can work as cereal bowls

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Still hasn't gotten my drool out of her cleavage.

Drool? Is that what you're calling it now?

Was an understudy to Dr. Ruth

 

[SmokingFap]

Drool? Is that what you're calling it now?

Was an understudy to Dr. Ruth

Had a ruined orgasm when the Giants hung 45 on the Colts.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Had a ruined orgasm when the Giants hung 45 on the Colts.

Can only hang 4 or 5

 

[SmokingFap]

Can only hang 4 or 5

Well played, friend.

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[Justabaldguy70]

Well played, friend.

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Really thinks the Bears have a playoff chance

 

[SmokingFap]

Really thinks the Bears have a playoff chance

Considers himself a "bear", even though he's hairless.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Considers himself a "bear", even though he's hairless.

Uses bearskin coats whenever they see @Justabaldguy70 to taunt him

 

[SmokingFap]

Uses bearskin coats whenever they see @Justabaldguy70 to taunt him

Humps his bearskin rug. Claims he's just clumsy to explain the crust when company comes over.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Humps his bearskin rug. Claims he's just clumsy to explain the crust when company comes over.

Tried to hump a bearskin rug once. Then he awoke from his drunken stupor and realized it was just a fluffy bathrobe. He and the bathrobe haven't been able to look at each other since

 

[SmokingFap]

Tried to hump a bearskin rug once. Then he awoke from his drunken stupor and realized it was just a fluffy bathrobe. He and the bathrobe haven't been able to look at each other since

Still in a drunken stupor from Four Lokos after a New Year's Eve of nerding out.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Still in a drunken stupor from Four Lokos after a New Year's Eve of nerding out.

Doesn't realize I never stopped drinking. And I'll never stop nerding! He hates all nerd things. Especially combined with drinking. Mixing them makes him go "bleh!"

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Doesn't realize I never stopped drinking. And I'll never stop nerding! He hates all nerd things. Especially combined with drinking. Mixing them makes him go "bleh!"

has a bear skin rug between her thighs

Grrrrr baby grrrrrr

 

[Cwtchseeker]

has a bear skin rug between her thighs

Grrrrr baby grrrrrr

Has an alt where that is the avatar

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has an alt where that is the avatar

Is still humping away at his bearskin rug. Claims it will bring him true love if he does it all new years day.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Has an alt where that is the avatar

Gets an erection when watching Harry Potter play quidditch

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Is still humping away at his bearskin rug. Claims it will bring him true love if he does it all new years day.

Wishes her bear skin rug was being humped

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wishes her bear skin rug was being humped

Keeps trying to hump my bearskin rug, but doesn't understand that the foyer is a "keep your pants on" zone in my house.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Keeps trying to hump my bearskin rug, but doesn't understand that the foyer is a "keep your pants on" zone in my house.

She knows she took down the foyer sign on purpose