Sammysub07
Spicylicious Brat
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Is the most mysterious traveler with her own jet from CharlieShe is making that up. We have been partying in a very different place…
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Is the most mysterious traveler with her own jet from CharlieShe is making that up. We have been partying in a very different place…
Got Wellington confused with Wimbledon... the fuck Sammy? We didn't talk about tennis being on our list of things to do.Might have escaped with the girls and Charlie to Wellington where I have family.
She shows a little too much interest in how they wack those balls in tennis…Got Wellington confused with Wimbledon... the fuck Sammy? We didn't talk about tennis being on our list of things to do.
He likes to climb the trees close by to improve his “view”@MiaBabe23 never cleans the portals or the cat litter box. She doesn’t care
Once told me she had a serious crush on me. Then realized she was talking to the wrong person.He likes to climb the trees close by to improve his “view”
OMG! That would be horrible!!!Once told me she had a serious crush on me. Then realized she was talking to the wrong person.
Thinks a "serious crush" is orange soda with two shots of vodka in it.OMG! That would be horrible!!!
It was actually someone else who had a serious crush on him.
He was seriously crushed once... between two big boobs. He's still recovering, but he hasn't lost that dreamy smileThinks a "serious crush" is orange soda with two shots of vodka in it.
Still hasn't gotten my drool out of her cleavage.He was seriously crushed once... between two big boobs. He's still recovering, but he hasn't lost that dreamy smile
In his few moments of consciousness, begged me to leave it there. This bra is totally ruinedStill hasn't gotten my drool out of her cleavage.
Thinks she can make a living doing that for moneyIn his few moments of consciousness, begged me to leave it there. This bra is totally ruined
thinks?Thinks she can make a living doing that for money
Wants to be the next in line but sings songs when motorboatingThinks she can make a living doing that for money
Pretends she doesn't like having pirate songs sung to her during motorboating sessionsWants to be the next in line but sings songs when motorboating
Is every bit as curious as I am whether bra cups can work as cereal bowlsthinks?
Has already tried to purchase my ruined bra. Claims it's for science. You know, can cereal hang out in cups of bras well?
Drool? Is that what you're calling it now?Still hasn't gotten my drool out of her cleavage.
Had a ruined orgasm when the Giants hung 45 on the Colts.Drool? Is that what you're calling it now?
Was an understudy to Dr. Ruth
Can only hang 4 or 5Had a ruined orgasm when the Giants hung 45 on the Colts.
Really thinks the Bears have a playoff chance
Considers himself a "bear", even though he's hairless.Really thinks the Bears have a playoff chance
Uses bearskin coats whenever they see @Justabaldguy70 to taunt himConsiders himself a "bear", even though he's hairless.
Humps his bearskin rug. Claims he's just clumsy to explain the crust when company comes over.Uses bearskin coats whenever they see @Justabaldguy70 to taunt him
Tried to hump a bearskin rug once. Then he awoke from his drunken stupor and realized it was just a fluffy bathrobe. He and the bathrobe haven't been able to look at each other sinceHumps his bearskin rug. Claims he's just clumsy to explain the crust when company comes over.
Still in a drunken stupor from Four Lokos after a New Year's Eve of nerding out.Tried to hump a bearskin rug once. Then he awoke from his drunken stupor and realized it was just a fluffy bathrobe. He and the bathrobe haven't been able to look at each other since