~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Hides her Pugs under hers..

He keeps saying stuff like that because he is jealous he doesn’t have his own to play with…

 

[Sammysub07]

He keeps saying stuff like that because he is jealous he doesn’t have his own to play with…

Makes brat tshirts singing the song “my humps my humps, my lovely lady lumps.”

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Makes brat tshirts singing the song “my humps my humps, my lovely lady lumps.”

Is shimmying along while mumbling "my milkshakes do bring all the boys to the yard"

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Makes brat tshirts singing the song “my humps my humps, my lovely lady lumps.”

Likes giving hummers in her hummer.

 

[GrimmZombie]

Loves to get nude in public and arrested for shits and giggles.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Loves to get nude in public and arrested for shits and giggles.

Was a dancer in Michael Jackson's thriller music video.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Was a dancer in Michael Jackson's thriller music video.

Made his own porn version of that music video. It was not as successful

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Made his own porn version of that music video. It was not as successful

I do a good imitation of Vincent Price tho.

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She goes to the ballet just to check out the male dancers packages.

 

[GrimmZombie]

Made his own porn version of that music video. It was not as successful

Loves to shop at menards and buy paint and paint the words Fuck you on her face.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I do a good imitation of Vincent Price tho.

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She goes to the ballet just to check out the male dancers packages.

Tried to dress like a ballet dancer so I would check out his package. But he couldn't get the moves down right

Loves to shop at menards and buy paint and paint the words Fuck you on her face.

He keeps adding a question mark at the end so my face reads "fuck you?"

 

[BrendaBear]

Loves to shop at menards and buy paint and paint the words Fuck you on her face.

He was trying to get her to paint “fuck me” but she wasn’t having it.

 

[GrimmZombie]

He was trying to get her to paint “fuck me” but she wasn’t having it.

She loves to give money to corrupt politicians and then go their house and steal it back and throw nasty pie in their faces and Scream What now Bitch!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Tried to dress like a ballet dancer so I would check out his package. But he couldn't get the moves down right

She always gets her packages delivered overnight

 

[BrendaBear]

She loves to give money to corrupt politicians and then go their house and steal it back and throw nasty pie in their faces and Scream What now Bitch!

. I love your thinking!

He filmed it and posted it to the tube thingy.

 

[BrendaBear]

She always gets her packages delivered overnight

He has no first hand knowledge of this though

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He has no first hand knowledge of this though

Set up a second ring camera at my front door just for my nighttime deliveries.

 

[GrimmZombie]

. I love your thinking!

He filmed it and posted it to the tube thingy.

She dreams about having sex with an Elf and a Vampire at the same time hoping to give birth to hybrid badass because why not.

 

[Sammysub07]

She dreams about having sex with an Elf and a Vampire at the same time hoping to give birth to hybrid badass because why not.

I have an Elf onesie!

Sells Tshirts of weightlifting elves that says powerful across the back in the tiniest font

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I have an Elf onesie!

Sells Tshirts of weightlifting elves that says powerful across the back in the tiniest font

Her elf onesie is worn only when doing sexy baking of cookies in the trunks of trees.

 

[Sammysub07]

Her elf onesie is worn only when doing sexy baking of cookies in the trunks of trees.

Made me small enough to fit in the trunks of trees because she stole the technology from Wayne Szalinski from HISTK

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Made me small enough to fit in the trunks of trees because she stole the technology from Wayne Szalinski from HISTK

We found adorable puppy-like ants to ride through the yard to the tree! It was all her, she brought a crumb knowing it would win him over

 

[HeavyBalls]

We found adorable puppy-like ants to ride through the yard to the tree! It was all her, she brought a crumb knowing it would win him over

Is currently stalking me ala Rose in Two and a Half Men....

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is currently stalking me ala Rose in Two and a Half Men....

Balls actually need more air in them.

 

[Sammysub07]

Balls actually need more air in them.

Keeps air pumps handy for special occasions

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Keeps air pumps handy for special occasions

Tried to invent the new air pump dildo but it was deemed too dangerous because the dildos were over pumped and they exploded .. inside!