~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Justabaldguy70]

Has an alt where that is the avatar

Gets an erection when watching Harry Potter play quidditch

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Is still humping away at his bearskin rug. Claims it will bring him true love if he does it all new years day.

Wishes her bear skin rug was being humped

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wishes her bear skin rug was being humped

Keeps trying to hump my bearskin rug, but doesn't understand that the foyer is a "keep your pants on" zone in my house.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Keeps trying to hump my bearskin rug, but doesn't understand that the foyer is a "keep your pants on" zone in my house.

She knows she took down the foyer sign on purpose

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She knows she took down the foyer sign on purpose

Has secretly been replacing all the signs in my house with stolen street name signs that sound kinda dirty

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Keeps trying to hump my bearskin rug, but doesn't understand that the foyer is a "keep your pants on" zone in my house.

Friend zones Mr. Clean.
......

Enjoys mopping hardwood floors.
For when the hairbrush just isn't enough

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Friend zones Mr. Clean.
......

Enjoys mopping hardwood floors.
For when the hairbrush just isn't enough

Uses the mop to play Quidditch in the Foyer… pantless, as doesn’t like to play to the house rules

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Uses the mop to play Quidditch in the Foyer… pantless, as doesn’t like to play to the house rules

Does the same thing with the vacuum. He growls at the vacuum "yea, hum for me you dirt sucker!"

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Uses the mop to play Quidditch in the Foyer… pantless, as doesn’t like to play to the house rules

Opened a maid service company.

All employees must pass nude inspection process before being hired

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Does the same thing with the vacuum. He growls at the vacuum "yea, hum for me you dirt sucker!"

Opened a maid service company.

All employees must pass nude inspection process before being hired

My two newest employees …

 

[Hornymwtxn]

My two newest employees …

His newest hires buy out the company and put him on toilet duties

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

His newest hires buy out the company and put him on toilet duties

Does not like french fries

 

[Cwtchseeker]

His newest hires buy out the company and put him on toilet duties

Toilet duties is what they describe their love of water sports, expects a golden shower every morning

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Toilet duties is what they describe their love of water sports, expects a golden shower every morning

He prefers swimming in gold. Like Scrooge McDuck... only, it hasn't happened yet

 

[BrendaBear]

Does not like french fries

He talks cereal, but lives in those delicious fried potato treats of godliness.

Toilet duties is what they describe their love of water sports, expects a golden shower every morning

Wow… that was gross… um,…

He has a condition where he suddenly starts singing Beatles songs when he hears the word “Tim”

 

[Cwtchseeker]

He talks cereal, but lives in those delicious fried potato treats of godliness.


Wow… that was gross… um,…

He has a condition where he suddenly starts singing Beatles songs when he hears the word “Tim”

Has her own Tiny Tim for personal use

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has her own Tiny Tim for personal use

I didn't know you two were going public already

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I didn't know you two were going public already

Also has her own Tiny Tim.. goes off when she hums Ticket to Ride …

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Also has her own Tiny Tim.. goes off when she hums Ticket to Ride …

Hums better than Bob Seager

 

[BrendaBear]

Hums better than Bob Seager

Took Bob’s advice and moved to Katmandu.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Took Bob’s advice and moved to Katmandu.

Wears a t-shirt that says "I'm a Cat Man Can Do... if you solve these riddles three"

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Wears a t-shirt that says "I'm a Cat Man Can Do... if you solve these riddles three"

Wears a Riddler T-Shirt .. it only comes off if someone solves her three riddles

 

[BrendaBear]

Wears a t-shirt that says "I'm a Cat Man Can Do... if you solve these riddles three"

She knows the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

 

[BrendaBear]

Wears a Riddler T-Shirt .. it only comes off if someone solves her three riddles

Fooled you… she takes that off all the time, even for wrong guesses.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wears a Riddler T-Shirt .. it only comes off if someone solves her three riddles

Has yet to solve even one riddle. They aren't hard. But he is

Fooled you… she takes that off all the time, even for wrong guesses.

Hey!... well... you do the same with my shirts! Just taking them off me telling me that I need to let the girls breathe