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[Hornymwtxn]

Waxes his entire body because he thinks he can fuck a little faster.

Goes into Pep boy's and buys all of the caruba.

Ay carumba

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Once used a bit too much baby oil with txn. Fastest fuck ever.

Well if you don't count your theater adventures with pee wee herman that is.

 

[BrendaBear]

Drives an AMC Gremlin with curb feelers

He left out the part about the big block chevy engine and the 4 speed manual because that stuff scares him.

Well if you don't count your theater adventures with pee wee herman that is.

He was the one that caused Pee Wee to get arrested... he was star struck and trying to get pics of pee wee's peepee.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He left out the part about the big block chevy engine and the 4 speed manual because that stuff scares him.


He was the one that caused Pee Wee to get arrested... he was star struck and trying to get pics of pee wee's peepee.

Was pee wee's agent.

Used the money on a 4 speed big block big wheel with shitty brakes.
Lucky to be alive

 

[BrendaBear]

Was pee wee's agent.

Used the money on a 4 speed big block big wheel with shitty brakes.
Lucky to be alive

It's supposed to be lies! Oh, well... I wasn't pee wee's agent so you're covered.


Once ran for mayor of a major city but lost because he wasn't sleazy enough. He's been trying to sleep around more ever since.

 

[cactusjack0584]

It's supposed to be lies! Oh, well... I wasn't pee wee's agent so you're covered.


Once ran for mayor of a major city but lost because he wasn't sleazy enough. He's been trying to sleep around more ever since.

Offered so many different ways for @Hornymwtxn to dirty their name…
She has an exhaustive list…

 

[BrendaBear]

Offered so many different ways for @Hornymwtxn to dirty their name…
She has an exhaustive list…

He knows all about my dirty list... he inspired most of that. Sheesh!

 

[cactusjack0584]

He knows all about my dirty list... he inspired most of that. Sheesh!

She based a lot of the list on our kinky adventures

 

[Hornymwtxn]

She based a lot of the list on our kinky adventures

Cactus and bear share and explore the same bdsm kinks

 

[cactusjack0584]

Cactus and bear share and explore the same bdsm kinks

Lies…. Remember?

Plays with a toy cactus and bear… and makes them smooch each other…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Lies…. Remember?

Plays with a toy cactus and bear… and makes them smooch each other…

Loves inflatable sex toys.
Has to take great care not to puncture.

Keeps flat tire patch kits handy at all times

 

[BrendaBear]

Cactus and bear share and explore the same bdsm kinks

Could be - supposed to be lies...

Loves inflatable sex toys.
Has to take great care not to puncture.

Keeps flat tire patch kits handy at all times

He is scared of inflatables in general due to a bizarre inflatable duck mishap that occurred two years ago at a public pool at the Disneyland hotel.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Could be - supposed to be lies...


He is scared of inflatables in general due to a bizarre inflatable duck mishap that occurred two years ago at a public pool at the Disneyland hotel.

Put the inflatable duck in the pool knowing they couldn’t resist …

 

[Sammysub07]

Fave the inflatable duck a

 

[BrendaBear]

Fave the inflatable duck a

I think she prefers things that get larger by other means than hot air to inflatables.

 

[ShaneoD]

I think she prefers things that get larger by other means than hot air to inflatables.

I can't see the

Might have a collection of things that don't need dto be inflated

 

[HollyS]

I can't see the

Might have a collection of things that don't need dto be inflated

Has a collection of things that need to be lubricated.

 

[BrendaBear]

Has a collection of things that need to be lubricated.

She is thinking about taking over all of the east coast just for kicks... and she is going to do it, using only a

 

[ShaneoD]

She is thinking about taking over all of the east coast just for kicks... and she is going to do it, using only a

Owns shares in a banana farm with @Sammysub07

 

[BrendaBear]

Owns shares in a banana farm with @Sammysub07

Really badly wants to know what else I share with Sammy

 

[GrimmZombie]

She loves to flash her ass at work for big money.

 

[cactusjack0584]

She loves to flash her ass at work for big money.

Doles out hundreds of dollars every time @BrendaBear flashes her ass

 

[GrimmZombie]

Doles out hundreds of dollars every time @BrendaBear flashes her ass

He became a truck driver to get them destroyed and piss off his insurance companies.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He became a truck driver to get them destroyed and piss off his insurance companies.

he won the Tide pod challenge 8 years running

 

[Hornymwtxn]

he won the Tide pod challenge 8 years running

Has eaten more wieners than Joey Chestnut