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[Hornymwtxn]

Lies…. Remember?

Plays with a toy cactus and bear… and makes them smooch each other…

Loves inflatable sex toys.
Has to take great care not to puncture.

Keeps flat tire patch kits handy at all times

 

[BrendaBear]

Cactus and bear share and explore the same bdsm kinks

Could be - supposed to be lies...

Loves inflatable sex toys.
Has to take great care not to puncture.

Keeps flat tire patch kits handy at all times

He is scared of inflatables in general due to a bizarre inflatable duck mishap that occurred two years ago at a public pool at the Disneyland hotel.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Could be - supposed to be lies...


He is scared of inflatables in general due to a bizarre inflatable duck mishap that occurred two years ago at a public pool at the Disneyland hotel.

Put the inflatable duck in the pool knowing they couldn’t resist …

 

[Sammysub07]

Fave the inflatable duck a

 

[BrendaBear]

Fave the inflatable duck a

I think she prefers things that get larger by other means than hot air to inflatables.

 

[ShaneoD]

I think she prefers things that get larger by other means than hot air to inflatables.

I can't see the

Might have a collection of things that don't need dto be inflated

 

[HollyS]

I can't see the

Might have a collection of things that don't need dto be inflated

Has a collection of things that need to be lubricated.

 

[BrendaBear]

Has a collection of things that need to be lubricated.

She is thinking about taking over all of the east coast just for kicks... and she is going to do it, using only a

 

[ShaneoD]

She is thinking about taking over all of the east coast just for kicks... and she is going to do it, using only a

Owns shares in a banana farm with @Sammysub07

 

[BrendaBear]

Owns shares in a banana farm with @Sammysub07

Really badly wants to know what else I share with Sammy

 

[GrimmZombie]

She loves to flash her ass at work for big money.

 

[cactusjack0584]

She loves to flash her ass at work for big money.

Doles out hundreds of dollars every time @BrendaBear flashes her ass

 

[GrimmZombie]

Doles out hundreds of dollars every time @BrendaBear flashes her ass

He became a truck driver to get them destroyed and piss off his insurance companies.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He became a truck driver to get them destroyed and piss off his insurance companies.

he won the Tide pod challenge 8 years running

 

[Hornymwtxn]

he won the Tide pod challenge 8 years running

Has eaten more wieners than Joey Chestnut

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Has eaten more wieners than Joey Chestnut

His chin hit more balls than Hank Aaron’s bat ️

 

[Hornymwtxn]

His chin hit more balls than Hank Aaron’s bat ️

He was the first one to nickname him hammering hank.

 

[BrendaBear]

He was the first one to nickname him hammering hank.

Has invested heavily in horseshoes because he figures people are going to get sick of cars and go back to riding horse…. And also because they are good luck.

 

[Trubbycat]

Loved the Flintstones so much she took the wheels off her car and ran everywhere

 

[BrendaBear]

Loved the Flintstones so much she took the wheels off her car and ran everywhere

He actually lived during the time the Flintstones was based on. But didn’t have a dinosaur as a dog, that is just silly.

 

[HollyS]

He actually lived during the time the Flintstones was based on. But didn’t have a dinosaur as a dog, that is just silly.

Occasionally wears a bone in her hair.

 

[TXRafe]

Occasionally wears a bone in her hair.

likes to keep her bone...not in her hair...

 

[BrendaBear]

likes to keep her bone...not in her hair...

Has a bone to pick with me, but isn’t sure how to address it…

 

[TXRafe]

Has a bone to pick with me, but isn’t sure how to address it…

you literally told me to send it to your bed, right now...

 

[Trubbycat]

Has a thriving side hustle making bone shaped sex toys