~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Has a flamethrower in her car "just in case."

No dear, that's a fire extinguisher! I only told Jack it was a flamethrower so he wouldn't ruin it!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has a flamethrower in her car "just in case."

Still trying to convert the top of the line flame thrower into a fart gun!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Still trying to convert the top of the line flame thrower into a fart gun!

His nickname is fart gun

 

[AlwaysDancing]

His nickname is fart gun

He cried when it was explained to him ole “fart gun” was loaded.

 

[cactusjack0584]

He cried when it was explained to him ole “fart gun” was loaded.

Nobody fire his loaded “fart gun”… things get messy

 

[F3x0r]

Trusts farts in public

 

[cactusjack0584]

Trusts farts in public

Farts exclusively in elevators and tight enclosed spaces

 

[SimonSex]

Often gambles and loses with his fart game.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Often gambles and loses with his fart game.

Wears diapers just in case he sharts

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wears diapers just in case he sharts

He lies down in a bed of roses … not a clever baseless lie, but this thread took a turn for the smelly

 

[subdudeme13]

He lies down in a bed of roses … not a clever baseless lie, but this thread took a turn for the smelly

AlwaysDancing can't dance

 

[Hornymwtxn]

AlwaysDancing can't dance

Waterskis in winter with below freezing temps

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Waterskis in winter with below freezing temps

Drives to Kansas to buy his bbq sauce.

 

[subdudeme13]

Drives to Kansas to buy his bbq sauce.

Wore out his dancing shoes so dances bare foot.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Drives to Kansas to buy his bbq sauce.

It is fairly close.
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Wears tutus.... even in bed

 

[Scarred65]

Overtook me as the highest paid tutu model of all time

 

[BrendaBear]

Overtook me as the highest paid tutu model of all time

Keeps trying to order stuff from a sears catalog from 40 years ago… and wants them to honor the old prices too.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Keeps trying to order stuff from a sears catalog from 40 years ago… and wants them to honor the old prices too.

Refuses to acknowledge Roebuck

 

[BrendaBear]

Refuses to acknowledge Roebuck

I couldn’t even spell that…

He keeps trying to get me to wear the 80’s aerobic outfits…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I couldn’t even spell that…

He keeps trying to get me to wear the 80’s aerobic outfits…

Always assumes Uni only refers to unitards.

Which is why she is a huge fan of grecko roman wrestling.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Always assumes Uni only refers to unitards.

Which is why she is a huge fan of grecko roman wrestling.

Tried to challenge me to wrestling.. but naked..

 

[Sammysub07]

Tried to challenge me to wrestling.. but naked..

Agreed to wrestle wearing a sperm costume

 

[cactusjack0584]

Agreed to wrestle wearing a sperm costume

Bought the sperm costume for me

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Bought the sperm costume for me

Thinks of himself as the ultimate wing man while wearing his sperm costume.

“You think I’m big? You should see the dick I shot out of!” ((Puts his arm around his buddy’s shoulders!))

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks of himself as the ultimate wing man while wearing his sperm costume.

“You think I’m big? You should see the dick I shot out of!” ((Puts his arm around his buddy’s shoulders!))

He wanted me to dress up like an egg … but that makes me look fat