~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AlwaysDancing]

Wears diapers just in case he sharts

He lies down in a bed of roses … not a clever baseless lie, but this thread took a turn for the smelly

 

[subdudeme13]

He lies down in a bed of roses … not a clever baseless lie, but this thread took a turn for the smelly

AlwaysDancing can't dance

 

[Hornymwtxn]

AlwaysDancing can't dance

Waterskis in winter with below freezing temps

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Waterskis in winter with below freezing temps

Drives to Kansas to buy his bbq sauce.

 

[subdudeme13]

Drives to Kansas to buy his bbq sauce.

Wore out his dancing shoes so dances bare foot.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Drives to Kansas to buy his bbq sauce.

It is fairly close.
.....

Wears tutus.... even in bed

 

[Scarred65]

Overtook me as the highest paid tutu model of all time

 

[BrendaBear]

Overtook me as the highest paid tutu model of all time

Keeps trying to order stuff from a sears catalog from 40 years ago… and wants them to honor the old prices too.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Keeps trying to order stuff from a sears catalog from 40 years ago… and wants them to honor the old prices too.

Refuses to acknowledge Roebuck

 

[BrendaBear]

Refuses to acknowledge Roebuck

I couldn’t even spell that…

He keeps trying to get me to wear the 80’s aerobic outfits…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I couldn’t even spell that…

He keeps trying to get me to wear the 80’s aerobic outfits…

Always assumes Uni only refers to unitards.

Which is why she is a huge fan of grecko roman wrestling.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Always assumes Uni only refers to unitards.

Which is why she is a huge fan of grecko roman wrestling.

Tried to challenge me to wrestling.. but naked..

 

[Sammysub07]

Tried to challenge me to wrestling.. but naked..

Agreed to wrestle wearing a sperm costume

 

[cactusjack0584]

Agreed to wrestle wearing a sperm costume

Bought the sperm costume for me

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Bought the sperm costume for me

Thinks of himself as the ultimate wing man while wearing his sperm costume.

“You think I’m big? You should see the dick I shot out of!” ((Puts his arm around his buddy’s shoulders!))

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks of himself as the ultimate wing man while wearing his sperm costume.

“You think I’m big? You should see the dick I shot out of!” ((Puts his arm around his buddy’s shoulders!))

He wanted me to dress up like an egg … but that makes me look fat

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He wanted me to dress up like an egg … but that makes me look fat

Favorite drink is hot dog water

 

[cactusjack0584]

Favorite drink is hot dog water

Loves chocolate starfishes

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Favorite drink is hot dog water

Puts pineapple on his pizza.
Sick freak

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Loves chocolate starfishes

Once asked if he could put a fake starfish over a lady's bits so he could pretend she was a mermaid who just turned into a human

Puts pineapple on his pizza.
Sick freak

His definition of "sick freak" is pretty broad. You use ketchup for your fries? Sick freak. You wear a flannel when it's chilly? Sick freak. Just the list for him goes on and on.

 

[TXRafe]

Once asked if he could put a fake starfish over a lady's bits so he could pretend she was a mermaid who just turned into a human

His definition of "sick freak" is pretty broad. You use ketchup for your fries? Sick freak. You wear a flannel when it's chilly? Sick freak. Just the list for him goes on and on.

has seen the avengers 376 times for some odd reason...but why is it always paused at a scene where the hulk smashes everything in site?

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Thinks of himself as the ultimate wing man while wearing his sperm costume.

“You think I’m big? You should see the dick I shot out of!” ((Puts his arm around his buddy’s shoulders!))

STILL a virgin because he’s STILL dancing!

 

[cactusjack0584]

has seen the avengers 376 times for some odd reason...but why is it always paused at a scene where the hulk smashes everything in site?

Makes laser noises when he pees…. not with his mouth…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

has seen the avengers 376 times for some odd reason...but why is it always paused at a scene where the hulk smashes everything in site?

He always pauses it anytime they show Captain Amerca's butt. He looks at me and says "now that's a spankable ass". So rude

STILL a virgin because he’s STILL dancing!

Tried to dance with him to take his virginity. The macarena has never been sexier.

Makes laser noises when he pees…. not with his mouth…

He makes laser noises when he orgasms. It is with his mouth. I've asked him to stop doing that

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Makes laser noises when he pees…. not with his mouth…

Uses his light saber to perform surgeries.