~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Is happy to assist with cactass treatments and the spanking line up.

Volunteers for spanking line ups all the time. “Number 3, give your ass a little wiggle. And now number 4!”
Is currently taking a class at Dom Academy for how to give a proper spanking. His grades need improvement. Currently looking for volunteers for his homework
Awee shucks! Not a swat! I want a full on spanks only! 😂

Supposed to be lies!!!

Runs to catch me whe. I cut in line and run away 😜😜😇😇
Has spanked her own ass. But just because she wanted to see her own handprint on there.
"Trips" in front of Q ...ah the charade
Is horrible at charades. Never have him as a partner 🙄
 
Is currently taking a class at Dom Academy for how to give a proper spanking. His grades need improvement. Currently looking for volunteers for his homework

Has spanked her own ass. But just because she wanted to see her own handprint on there.

Is horrible at charades. Never have him as a partner 🙄
Thinks that is the first time he's heard that
 
Plays chess with seven grandmaster as once. The grandmasters are Dragonball Z action figures and the competition is fierce. It would be better if he played one action figure at a time.
Tried playing chess once. Kept declaring he was king of this castle and all my pawns were his to have. I don't think he actually knows how to play 🤔
 
Tried playing chess once. Kept declaring he was king of this castle and all my pawns were his to have. I don't think he actually knows how to play 🤔
Sounds like he’s playing the wrong game

What he’s really playing is cuff a brat and see if the others can solve the riddles to unlock each other while UM watches in hysterics.
 
Sounds like he’s playing the wrong game

What he’s really playing is cuff a brat and see if the others can solve the riddles to unlock each other while UM watches in hysterics.
No one can solve his riddles!!!!! No one!!!!!

She is currently trying to fish the key from his pants because she knows no one can solve his fucking riddles
Plays disc golf on Ecstasy
Once played disc golf. The disc hit him the head and now he remembers only that he saw a duck that day
 
No one can solve his riddles!!!!! No one!!!!!

She is currently trying to fish the key from his pants because she knows no one can solve his fucking riddles

Once played disc golf. The disc hit him the head and now he remembers only that he saw a duck that day
My riddles aren’t that hard. Batman could solve them 😏

She goes around flashing boobs on the golf course when she gets behind. It actually works.
While playing disc golf, believes he is on the PDGA tour and is the top ranked player on the tour.
Likes to blow at discs in the air to knock them off course.
 
My riddles aren’t that hard. Batman could solve them 😏

She goes around flashing boobs on the golf course when she gets behind. It actually works.

Likes to blow at discs in the air to knock them off course.
Purposefully acts like boobs don't affect his game. Any game. Gets red in the face trying hard not to look.
Is the disc golf caddy dressed in a banana suit
She gave him that banana suit. It's cut some very interesting cut outs
 
Tries catching the Banana suit caddy, but like Springsteen would say you were “Blinded by The Light” and fell into the pond. Golf cart and all
is carrying around multiple lightsaber dildos, singing bruce springsteen, and trying to blind some guy in a banana suit driving a golf cart...

ma'am! this is a wendy's!
 
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