~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Trubbycat]

Sure, at your friend's house when I wasn't there!

 

[BrendaBear]

Sure, at your friend's house when I wasn't there!

We gave him the right address, he got lost on the 215. It wasn’t my fault!

 

[GrimmZombie]

We gave him the right address, he got lost on the 215. It wasn’t my fault!

She has seen hell and back decided Hell is my jam

 

[BrendaBear]

She has seen hell and back decided Hell is my jam

Once took over an entire town with just his presence and a ball point pen. He won’t tell us how that even happened.

 

[GrimmZombie]

Once took over an entire town with just his presence and a ball point pen. He won’t tell us how that even happened.

She has transformed into some entirely new.

 

[BrendaBear]

She has transformed into some entirely new.

While he is truly a powerful zombie, he actually can easily be tamed with a bag of Doritos

 

[GrimmZombie]

While he is truly a powerful zombie, he actually can easily be tamed with a bag of Doritos

There's a woman named Clara Whistlebrook who secretly owns 300 pairs of roller skates and uses them to host underground roller derby competitions in the middle of the night. Legend says she once outran a motorcycle on a pair of skates with neon lights.

 

[BrendaBear]

There's a woman named Clara Whistlebrook who secretly owns 300 pairs of roller skates and uses them to host underground roller derby competitions in the middle of the night. Legend says she once outran a motorcycle on a pair of skates with neon lights.

He was riding the bike, a Gixxer 1000, but was being kind to me and slowed down a little.

 

[HollyS]

He was riding the bike, a Gixxer 1000, but was being kind to me and slowed down a little.

Is working on developing human-flavored Doritos with which she can better distract zombies.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is working on developing human-flavored Doritos with which she can better distract zombies.

She has a secret recipe to make doritos in “brain flavored” to use for zombie bait. I won’t try them, but I suspect they taste like chicken.

 

[HollyS]

She has a secret recipe to make doritos in “brain flavored” to use for zombie bait. I won’t try them, but I suspect they taste like chicken.

Got in trouble for substituting chicken for real brains at the zombie soup kitchen.

No one has figured out what she was doing with the real brains that went missing.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Obviously you stole the brains and have been roaming the desert and trying to implant them into cacti with limited success

 

[BrendaBear]

Obviously you stole the brains and have been roaming the desert and trying to implant them into cacti with limited success

He has fantasies of Zombie cacti women who chase after him and want to bang his cacti brains out.. then eat them.

 

[cactusjack0584]

He has fantasies of Zombie cacti women who chase after him and want to bang his cacti brains out.. then eat them.

Sounds like a hell of a way to go…

Chases me around pretend she’s a zombie cactus…

 

[BrendaBear]

Sounds like a hell of a way to go…

Chases me around pretend she’s a zombie cactus…

He has dreams where I am chasing him around the sagebrush as a cactus as tall as he is…

Okay! You are right, it is his nightmare.., but still…

 

[cactusjack0584]

He has dreams where I am chasing him around the sagebrush as a cactus as tall as he is…

Okay! You are right, it is his nightmare.., but still…

Constantly confuses nightmares and dreams… has led to some weird conversations before

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Constantly confuses nightmares and dreams… has led to some weird conversations before

Actually does have a recurring nightmare where he sent his cactus dick to all of Lit... oh wait

 

[cactusjack0584]

Actually does have a recurring nightmare where he sent his cactus dick to all of Lit... oh wait

Has a dream about that cactus dick every… single… night…

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Actually does have a recurring nightmare where he sent his cactus dick to all of Lit... oh wait

When she speaks, every sentence ends with “pika…pika…pikachu!”

 

[BrendaBear]

Actually does have a recurring nightmare where he sent his cactus dick to all of Lit... oh wait

She has a recurring dream…

A knock at the door…
“Who is it?”
“Candygram”

“What? Is that even a thing?”

Silence for a moment

“pizza”
She opens the door, and is attacked by…

Cactus dick!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

She has a recurring dream…

A knock at the door…
“Who is it?”
“Candygram”

“What? Is that even a thing?”

Silence for a moment

“pizza”
She opens the door, and is attacked by…

Cactus dick!

 

[cactusjack0584]

When she speaks, every sentence ends with “pika…pika…pikachu!”

Has a pikachu tail he wears… a lot

She has a recurring dream…

A knock at the door…
“Who is it?”
“Candygram”

“What? Is that even a thing?”

Silence for a moment

“pizza”
She opens the door, and is attacked by…

Cactus dick!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

When she speaks, every sentence ends with “pika…pika…pikachu!”

Still asks me what that means.

She has a recurring dream…

A knock at the door…
“Who is it?”
“Candygram”

“What? Is that even a thing?”

Silence for a moment

“pizza”
She opens the door, and is attacked by…

Cactus dick!

Is the most uncreative and unimaginative Bear in all the lands... I mean... oh come on, who's gonna believe me after what she just posted

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Still asks me what that means.

Is the most uncreative and unimaginative Bear in all the lands... I mean... oh come on, who's gonna believe me after what she just posted

It’s unanimous. Brenda did a mic drop!

Chloe chose her name from mushrooms she saw in the woods. “Oooh, look how they glowey in the dark!”

 

[cactusjack0584]

It’s unanimous. Brenda did a mic drop!

Chloe chose her name from mushrooms she saw in the woods. “Oooh, look how they glowey in the dark!”

Has a glowey thing… on his butt plug… and tries to attract mates in the woods like an angler fish does…