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While he is truly a powerful zombie, he actually can easily be tamed with a bag of Doritos
There's a woman named Clara Whistlebrook who secretly owns 300 pairs of roller skates and uses them to host underground roller derby competitions in the middle of the night. Legend says she once outran a motorcycle on a pair of skates with neon lights.
 
There's a woman named Clara Whistlebrook who secretly owns 300 pairs of roller skates and uses them to host underground roller derby competitions in the middle of the night. Legend says she once outran a motorcycle on a pair of skates with neon lights.
He was riding the bike, a Gixxer 1000, but was being kind to me and slowed down a little. 💋
 
She has a secret recipe to make doritos in “brain flavored” to use for zombie bait. I won’t try them, but I suspect they taste like chicken.
Got in trouble for substituting chicken for real brains at the zombie soup kitchen.

No one has figured out what she was doing with the real brains that went missing.
 
Obviously you stole the brains and have been roaming the desert and trying to implant them into cacti with limited success
 
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