~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Justabaldguy70]

He wanted me to dress up like an egg … but that makes me look fat

Favorite drink is hot dog water

 

[cactusjack0584]

Favorite drink is hot dog water

Loves chocolate starfishes

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Favorite drink is hot dog water

Puts pineapple on his pizza.
Sick freak

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Loves chocolate starfishes

Once asked if he could put a fake starfish over a lady's bits so he could pretend she was a mermaid who just turned into a human

Puts pineapple on his pizza.
Sick freak

His definition of "sick freak" is pretty broad. You use ketchup for your fries? Sick freak. You wear a flannel when it's chilly? Sick freak. Just the list for him goes on and on.

 

[TXRafe]

Once asked if he could put a fake starfish over a lady's bits so he could pretend she was a mermaid who just turned into a human

His definition of "sick freak" is pretty broad. You use ketchup for your fries? Sick freak. You wear a flannel when it's chilly? Sick freak. Just the list for him goes on and on.

has seen the avengers 376 times for some odd reason...but why is it always paused at a scene where the hulk smashes everything in site?

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Thinks of himself as the ultimate wing man while wearing his sperm costume.

“You think I’m big? You should see the dick I shot out of!” ((Puts his arm around his buddy’s shoulders!))

STILL a virgin because he’s STILL dancing!

 

[cactusjack0584]

has seen the avengers 376 times for some odd reason...but why is it always paused at a scene where the hulk smashes everything in site?

Makes laser noises when he pees…. not with his mouth…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

has seen the avengers 376 times for some odd reason...but why is it always paused at a scene where the hulk smashes everything in site?

He always pauses it anytime they show Captain Amerca's butt. He looks at me and says "now that's a spankable ass". So rude

STILL a virgin because he’s STILL dancing!

Tried to dance with him to take his virginity. The macarena has never been sexier.

Makes laser noises when he pees…. not with his mouth…

He makes laser noises when he orgasms. It is with his mouth. I've asked him to stop doing that

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Makes laser noises when he pees…. not with his mouth…

Uses his light saber to perform surgeries.

 

[Sammysub07]

Uses his light saber to perform surgeries.

Sends me dick shaped lightsabers to attach to my overhead lights in the OR

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Sends me dick shaped lightsabers to attach to my overhead lights in the OR

“claims” to attached them to her overhead lights but really puts them up her ass!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Sends me dick shaped lightsabers to attach to my overhead lights in the OR

Also sends me dick pics… I don’t know why

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Sends me dick shaped lightsabers to attach to my overhead lights in the OR

Has a disco ball in her bathroom
Claims it adds ambiance to her bathtime pleasures.

 

[Sammysub07]

“claims” to attached them to her overhead lights but really puts them up her ass!

Haha good thing it’s a lie! Foreign Body Removals as NOT fun

Also sends me dick pics… I don’t know why

No dicks here.

Forgot what tits looked like despite my bat signal of an AV

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has a disco ball in her bathroom
Claims it adds ambiance to her bathtime pleasures.

Bedazzled their balls and calls them disco balls

 

[TXRafe]

Sends me dick shaped lightsabers to attach to my overhead lights in the OR

asked me specifically to make one of those dildos you mold off an actual penis...i wonder if she is making a lightsaber or using it for something else?

 

[Sammysub07]

Has a disco ball in her bathroom
Claims it adds ambiance to her bathtime pleasures.

Supposed to be lies!! The kitty is Stayin’ Alive!

Takes baths with disco bath bombs

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Haha good thing it’s a lie! Foreign Body Removals as NOT fun

No dicks here.

Forgot what tits looked like despite my bat signal of an AV

Has been standing in the roof of Gotham all night … the Spank Signal is lit!! Just a matter of time.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has been standing in the roof of Gotham all night … the Spank Signal is lit!! Just a matter of time.

Always missing that signal. Is too busy swinging around his riding crop going "hiya! Hiya!" to notice

 

[Sammysub07]

Has been standing in the roof of Gotham all night … the Spank Signal is lit!! Just a matter of time.

Come to answer the call of the spank signal! “Where are the other two brats? Bend over and wait”

 

[BrendaBear]

Come to answer the call of the spank signal! “Where are the other two brats? Bend over and wait”

She gets furious at me when I am late…. Or maybe she is faking it just to tease me?

 

[cactusjack0584]

She gets furious at me when I am late…. Or maybe she is faking it just to tease me?

Is late on purpose.. and likes being punished with extra spanks

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She gets furious at me when I am late…. Or maybe she is faking it just to tease me?

It's because she is always late for the spank line up. She thinks it will get her out of spanks.

 

[cactusjack0584]

It's because she is always late for the spank line up. She thinks it will get her out of spanks.

Always asks for extra spanks

 

[Sammysub07]

Always asks for extra spanks

Shakes his head as I giggle immensely waiting for spanks