cactusjack0584
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~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~
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Chloe_Harper
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Still asks me what that means.
Is the most uncreative and unimaginative Bear in all the lands... I mean... oh come on, who's gonna believe me after what she just posted
AlwaysDancing
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It’s unanimous. Brenda did a mic drop!Still asks me what that means.
Is the most uncreative and unimaginative Bear in all the lands... I mean... oh come on, who's gonna believe me after what she just posted
Chloe chose her name from mushrooms she saw in the woods. “Oooh, look how they glowey in the dark!”
cactusjack0584
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Has a glowey thing… on his butt plug… and tries to attract mates in the woods like an angler fish does…
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He was one of those hypnotized by that light.. and fell under the spell of the dancer…
And when he was locked up to the dancer’s other followers, he was happy….
Chloe_Harper
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Has repeatedly asked @AlwaysDancing where he got his glowey butt plug, but then received a scavenger hunt as the answer. He's been lost wandering in the jungle ever since.
Is the secret creator of the magical glowing butt plugs. She doesn't sell them, she says "The plug chooses the butt"
cactusjack0584
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Was watching from afar and making a documentary, Attenborough style.
“The dancing angler attracts its prey in the most peculiar of ways…”
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He is being kind… I was one of the dancer’s prey, and was delighted who just got caught. He didn’t seem happy with me trying to seduce him with doritos though… I just knew I should have used ruffles instead!
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He has fleas. Not looking forward to that flea dip later. Everyone is recommended to keep at least 10ft back, and not to share your snuggy with him
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She turned down the role of Billy Bob Thornton's wife in Landman, she didn't want the attention it would bring.
cactusjack0584
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Thinks the grim reaper is actually the guy at the end of the bar… he’s terrified… it’s not though, it’s just some guy named Jeff
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Jack and Jeff used to hang out together, shooting pool down at the swim club. It wasn't billiards, they kept shooting at an empty pool until someone made them leave.
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She was holding her breath under water to find out if it was true that water provided excellent protection against bullets. She never found out because Jack and Jeff couldn’t even hit the pool at point blank range. They have since been recruited by Storm Troopers.
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Definite lie… top marksman here
He was waiting on the diving board until we were finished hoping to ambush Brenda naked in the pool
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I knew the dancer was there... I was wondering how you guys were going to work this all out...
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Was wearing a scuba mask and watching intently… also everyone was naked for some reason
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Jack really hates clothes. He carries a bic and some light fluid with him to burn everyone's clothes as soon as he can. But he is a polite pyro, he waits until they take their clothes off before he torches them... giggling hysterically...
cactusjack0584
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Eats olives out of the jar
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No dear, that's a fire extinguisher! I only told Jack it was a flamethrower so he wouldn't ruin it!
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Still trying to convert the top of the line flame thrower into a fart gun!
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His nickname is fart gun
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He cried when it was explained to him ole “fart gun” was loaded.
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