~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Has a glowey thing… on his butt plug… and tries to attract mates in the woods like an angler fish does…

He was one of those hypnotized by that light.. and fell under the spell of the dancer…

And when he was locked up to the dancer’s other followers, he was happy….

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has a glowey thing… on his butt plug… and tries to attract mates in the woods like an angler fish does…

Has repeatedly asked @AlwaysDancing where he got his glowey butt plug, but then received a scavenger hunt as the answer. He's been lost wandering in the jungle ever since.

He was one of those hypnotized by that light.. and fell under the spell of the dancer…

And when he was locked up to the dancer’s other followers, he was happy….

Is the secret creator of the magical glowing butt plugs. She doesn't sell them, she says "The plug chooses the butt"

 

[cactusjack0584]

He was one of those hypnotized by that light.. and fell under the spell of the dancer…

And when he was locked up to the dancer’s other followers, he was happy….

Was watching from afar and making a documentary, Attenborough style.

“The dancing angler attracts its prey in the most peculiar of ways…”

 

[BrendaBear]

Was watching from afar and making a documentary, Attenborough style.

“The dancing angler attracts its prey in the most peculiar of ways…”

He is being kind… I was one of the dancer’s prey, and was delighted who just got caught. He didn’t seem happy with me trying to seduce him with doritos though… I just knew I should have used ruffles instead!

 

[Coyote100]

She surprised a lot of narrow-minded guys who don't read profiles before having sex. That's their lose.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She surprised a lot of narrow-minded guys who don't read profiles before having sex. That's their lose.

He has fleas. Not looking forward to that flea dip later. Everyone is recommended to keep at least 10ft back, and not to share your snuggy with him

 

[Scarred65]

Convinced he's in the asylum only because he needs to hide from the Grim Reaper

 

[cactusjack0584]

Thinks the grim reaper is actually the guy at the end of the bar… he’s terrified… it’s not though, it’s just some guy named Jeff

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks the grim reaper is actually the guy at the end of the bar… he’s terrified… it’s not though, it’s just some guy named Jeff

Jack and Jeff used to hang out together, shooting pool down at the swim club. It wasn't billiards, they kept shooting at an empty pool until someone made them leave.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Jack and Jeff used to hang out together, shooting pool down at the swim club. It wasn't billiards, they kept shooting at an empty pool until someone made them leave.

She was holding her breath under water to find out if it was true that water provided excellent protection against bullets. She never found out because Jack and Jeff couldn’t even hit the pool at point blank range. They have since been recruited by Storm Troopers.

 

[cactusjack0584]

She was holding her breath under water to find out if it was true that water provided excellent protection against bullets. She never found out because Jack and Jeff couldn’t even hit the pool at point blank range. They have since been recruited by Storm Troopers.

Definite lie… top marksman here

He was waiting on the diving board until we were finished hoping to ambush Brenda naked in the pool

 

[BrendaBear]

Definite lie… top marksman here

He was waiting on the diving board until we were finished hoping to ambush Brenda naked in the pool

I knew the dancer was there... I was wondering how you guys were going to work this all out...

 

[cactusjack0584]

I knew the dancer was there... I was wondering how you guys were going to work this all out...

Was wearing a scuba mask and watching intently… also everyone was naked for some reason

 

[BrendaBear]

Was wearing a scuba mask and watching intently… also everyone was naked for some reason

Jack really hates clothes. He carries a bic and some light fluid with him to burn everyone's clothes as soon as he can. But he is a polite pyro, he waits until they take their clothes off before he torches them... giggling hysterically...

 

[Trubbycat]

Has a flamethrower in her car "just in case."

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has a flamethrower in her car "just in case."

Eats olives out of the jar

 

[BrendaBear]

Has a flamethrower in her car "just in case."

No dear, that's a fire extinguisher! I only told Jack it was a flamethrower so he wouldn't ruin it!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has a flamethrower in her car "just in case."

Still trying to convert the top of the line flame thrower into a fart gun!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Still trying to convert the top of the line flame thrower into a fart gun!

His nickname is fart gun

 

[AlwaysDancing]

His nickname is fart gun

He cried when it was explained to him ole “fart gun” was loaded.

 

[cactusjack0584]

He cried when it was explained to him ole “fart gun” was loaded.

Nobody fire his loaded “fart gun”… things get messy

 

[F3x0r]

Trusts farts in public

 

[cactusjack0584]

Trusts farts in public

Farts exclusively in elevators and tight enclosed spaces

 

[SimonSex]

Often gambles and loses with his fart game.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Often gambles and loses with his fart game.

Wears diapers just in case he sharts