~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Knows waaaay to much about the anatomy of cacti

Knows startlingly little about his namesake

 

[cactusjack0584]

Knows startlingly little about his namesake

Actually makes almost little to no mischief at all

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Actually makes almost little to no mischief at all

Loves having Marines onboard so he has someone to dance with.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Loves having Marines onboard so he has someone to dance with.

Jealous much?

Are star crossed lovers rekindling their bromance right here before our eyes.

Feels left out of our bromance.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Are star crossed lovers rekindling their bromance right here before our eyes.

Doesn't know what it looks like when vets cross paths.

Jealous much?

Doesn't realize that flyboys get all the chicks.

Feels left out of our bromance.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Doesn't know what it looks like when vets cross paths.


Doesn't realize that flyboys get all the chicks.

Is a veteran veterinarian which is why he has a fetish for animal husbandry

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is a veteran veterinarian which is why he has a fetish for animal husbandry

Really loved his seamen.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Really loved his seamen.

Loves submarines… long hard and full of seamen

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Loves submarines… long hard and full of seamen

Keeps trying to show me his model submarine.

 

[SimonSex]

Their favorite joke: What’s long, hard and full of seamen?

 

[shybutobscene]

Their favorite joke: What’s long, hard and full of seamen?

Recounts the telling of the joke while holding a towel up in front of him while wearing no pants.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Recounts the telling of the joke while holding a towel up in front of him while wearing no pants.

Has only a sailors hat on whilst watching him do so

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has only a sailors hat on whilst watching him do so

Is wearing the same… minus the hat

 

[azz_vt]

Jerks it to footage of Lucaino Pavarotti and yells “What Else that mouth do” right on the money stroke.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Jerks it to footage of Lucaino Pavarotti and yells “What Else that mouth do” right on the money stroke.

That's fucking hilarious

Wants to catch the money shot from cactus

 

[cactusjack0584]

Jerks it to footage of Lucaino Pavarotti and yells “What Else that mouth do” right on the money stroke.

Timing is everything…

That's fucking hilarious

Wants to catch the money shot from cactus

Owns a bank full of money shots

 

[Sammysub07]

Timing is everything…

Owns a bank full of money shots

Owns a sperm bank behind my popsicle shop. https://media0.giphy.com/media/NSHzg5dvUzZIrgaj2y/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe9127p3d0ejbs5kh4f51h8u8l3ij785l26pd1joycvx&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[cactusjack0584]

Owns a sperm bank behind my popsicle shop. https://media0.giphy.com/media/NSHzg5dvUzZIrgaj2y/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe9127p3d0ejbs5kh4f51h8u8l3ij785l26pd1joycvx&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Constantly asks to make withdrawals even though I’ve explained it’s not that type of bank

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Constantly asks to make withdrawals even though I’ve explained it’s not that type of bank

Is reinvesting the cash he's making on selling the sperm into a newly flavored popsicle for the stand. DONT ASK QUESTIONS

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Constantly asks to make withdrawals even though I’ve explained it’s not that type of bank

Is now a full time pimp for the Cum Again Popsicle Company owned and run by a certain group of Lit "Ladies'.

 

[Sammysub07]

Constantly asks to make withdrawals even though I’ve explained it’s not that type of bank

Semantics. Both have cash on hand!

Forgot that Brats R’ Us is right behind me demanding cash!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is now a full time pimp for the Cum Again Popsicle Company owned and run by a certain group of Lit "Ladies'.

Ladies is in quotations because he knows the proper term is "Brats" but refuses to acknowledge such a word. Ever.

Semantics. Both have cash on hand!

Forgot that Brats R’ Us is right behind me demanding cash!

Shops EXCLUSIVELY at Brats R Us. They have every bratty thing she needs

 

[TXRafe]

Semantics. Both have cash on hand!

Forgot that Brats R’ Us is right behind me demanding cash!

doesnt need cash...all she needs is alone time, comfy blankets, wine, football, and daddy

 

[Chloe_Harper]

doesnt need cash...all she needs is alone time, comfy blankets, wine, football, and daddy

Weird, his list of need is almost verbatim.... except, no football. He wants none of the nonsense. Change the channel right now before he attacks!

 

[SimonSex]

Wears bowling wrist guards when playing pickleball to show how diverse a sporting animal she is.