~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

I was a sailor so…

Has erotic dreams about mermaids… also Lisa Frank for some reason?…

Masturbates to audio of dolphin squeals

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Masturbates to audio of dolphin squeals

Really has a thing for animals

 

[Scarred65]

He is Jester to the court of Emperor Eggplant and relishes the day his plant masters revenge themselves on the animal kingdom after millennia of genocide.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

He is Jester to the court of Emperor Eggplant and relishes the day his plant masters revenge themselves on the animal kingdom after millennia of genocide.

Feels inadequacy around eggplants.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Feels inadequacy around eggplants.

Feels inadequacy around baby plantains…

sorry I had to

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Feels inadequacy around baby plantains…

sorry I had to

Is in fact NOT a well meaning prick

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is in fact NOT a well meaning prick

Is hung like a donkey… not quite a horse but close

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is hung like a donkey… not quite a horse but close

Is hung like a cactus. Not a saguaro though.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is hung like a cactus. Not a swaguaro though.

Knows waaaay to much about the anatomy of cacti

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Knows waaaay to much about the anatomy of cacti

Knows startlingly little about his namesake

 

[cactusjack0584]

Knows startlingly little about his namesake

Actually makes almost little to no mischief at all

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Actually makes almost little to no mischief at all

Loves having Marines onboard so he has someone to dance with.

 

[Broken_paladin]

Actually makes almost little to no mischief at all

Knows startlingly little about his namesake

Are star crossed lovers rekindling their bromance right here before our eyes.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Loves having Marines onboard so he has someone to dance with.

Jealous much?

Are star crossed lovers rekindling their bromance right here before our eyes.

Feels left out of our bromance.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Are star crossed lovers rekindling their bromance right here before our eyes.

Doesn't know what it looks like when vets cross paths.

Jealous much?

Doesn't realize that flyboys get all the chicks.

Feels left out of our bromance.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Doesn't know what it looks like when vets cross paths.


Doesn't realize that flyboys get all the chicks.

Is a veteran veterinarian which is why he has a fetish for animal husbandry

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is a veteran veterinarian which is why he has a fetish for animal husbandry

Really loved his seamen.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Really loved his seamen.

Loves submarines… long hard and full of seamen

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Loves submarines… long hard and full of seamen

Keeps trying to show me his model submarine.

 

[SimonSex]

Their favorite joke: What’s long, hard and full of seamen?

 

[shybutobscene]

Their favorite joke: What’s long, hard and full of seamen?

Recounts the telling of the joke while holding a towel up in front of him while wearing no pants.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Recounts the telling of the joke while holding a towel up in front of him while wearing no pants.

Has only a sailors hat on whilst watching him do so

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has only a sailors hat on whilst watching him do so

Is wearing the same… minus the hat

 

[azz_vt]

Jerks it to footage of Lucaino Pavarotti and yells “What Else that mouth do” right on the money stroke.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Jerks it to footage of Lucaino Pavarotti and yells “What Else that mouth do” right on the money stroke.

That's fucking hilarious

Wants to catch the money shot from cactus