~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Sammysub07]

Legend has it … she and @Chloe_Harper will prove they have tinker bell butts , too

Keeps a Toshi countdown better than his spank alarm

Pretends he doesn't stare at Sammy and Chloe's butts.

Pretends? Not in the slightest.

Wants to change his name to SirWanksAlot

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Pretends he doesn't stare at Sammy and Chloe's butts.

He doesn't pretend. He stares openly as @Sammysub07 and I shake our butts at each other, trying to determine if they are like tinkerbells. Upper Management, @AlwaysDancing keeping a very close eye.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Keeps a Toshi countdown better than his spank alarm


Pretends? Not in the slightest.

Wants to change his name to SirWanksAlot

He doesn't pretend. He stares openly as @Sammysub07 and I shake our butts at each other, trying to determine if they are like tinkerbells. Upper Management, @AlwaysDancing keeping a very close eye.

They both pretend their booty shaking isn't an attempt to get attention from men.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

They both pretend their booty shaking isn't an attempt to get attention from men.

Is currently listening to the best seller audio book "Understanding the Ways of Female Booty Interaction for Dummies"

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is currently listening to the best seller audio book "Understanding the Ways of Female Booty Interaction for Dummies"

Thinks I'd be ashamed to learn more about female physiology.

 

[Coyote100]

Thinks I'd be ashamed to learn more about female physiology.

The For Dummies book Chloe gave him is too advanced for him to read. He wants to ask her if storks really bring babies to their new mothers.

 

[BrendaBear]

The For Dummies book Chloe gave him is too advanced for him to read. He wants to ask her if storks really bring babies to their new mothers.

His favorite movie is Coyote Ugly but admits he doesn’t understand the title.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Thought “Dirty Dancing “ was supposed to be a porno

 

[SimonSex]

Some said, “Run for city council!” and they thought it was a 10K.

 

[BrendaBear]

Thought “Dirty Dancing “ was supposed to be a porno

Has seen every porno ever produced on a Mississippi riverboat.

 

[BrendaBear]

Some said, “Run for city council!” and they thought it was a 10K.

He is on the city council…building. He sits on the roof, looking around for what we don’t know.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He is on the city council…building. He sits on the roof, looking around for what we don’t know.

She doesn't like to sit on buildings without asking permission from the building first. Because, manners!

 

[SimonSex]

Saw Cats on Broadway 12 times. Can’t remember any of the tunes.

 

[BrendaBear]

Saw Cats on Broadway 12 times. Can’t remember any of the tunes.

He also saw cats on Broadway, they were also on main st, 5th street and the parkway. Those little creeps just go everywhere!

 

[BDA73]

Saw Cats on Broadway 12 times. Can’t remember any of the tunes.

Puts colored stickies on his lover and then takes out Simon says game and follows accordingly with his member

 

[SimonSex]

Wears a purple silk Member’s Only jacket on first dates.

 

[azz_vt]

Built Stonehenge and leaves hints everywhere

 

[BrendaBear]

Built Stonehenge and leaves hints everywhere

He once played on a professional basketball team. Later, he played profession ping pong before moving on to a prolific career in writing reviews of potato chip packaging.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He once played on a professional basketball team. Later, he played profession ping pong before moving on to a prolific career in writing reviews of potato chip packaging.

Oh how the mighty fall.

She refuses to show off her tatas to get out of a speeding ticket. Quite the opposite … she’s yelling profanities at the officer. Her wrists are held out. Waiting for the cuffs.

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh how the mighty fall.

She refuses to show off her tatas to get out of a speeding ticket. Quite the opposite … she’s yelling profanities at the officer. Her wrists are held out. Waiting for the cuffs.

Wasn't this supposed to be lies?

His favorite form of dancing is actually the mating ritual dancing of the ancient celts that secretly lived in Utah.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wasn't this supposed to be lies?

His favorite form of dancing is actually the mating ritual dancing of the ancient celts that secretly lived in Utah.

What do you think the strip tease evolved from?

She’s been Trying to convince me for months to take the show to Vegas. It’s tempting if she takes the lead role!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

What do you think the strip tease evolved from?

She’s been Trying to convince me for months to take the show to Vegas. It’s tempting if she takes the lead role!

They are now working on their opening act together. He's taking it wayyyy to seriously. She's not taking it serious at all

 

[BrendaBear]

They are now working on their opening act together. He's taking it wayyyy to seriously. She's not taking it serious at all

Why you gotta go and tell on me again? She is such a tattle tale! Oh.... she's cruisin' for a spanking....

 

[cactusjack0584]

Why you gotta go and tell on me again? She is such a tattle tale! Oh.... she's cruisin' for a spanking....

Just loves to be spanked.

 

[BrendaBear]

Just loves to be spanked.

He actually is just really anxious to do some spanking. But what's with the fly swatter? You haven't used that on a fly right?