~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[MischiefMakerAlways]

He just likes to point out my mistakes so he can “punish me”.

Pretends she doesn't love it

 

[BrendaBear]

Pretends she doesn't love it

He never believes me! I don’t understand it. I am a pillar of virtue and seriousness!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

He never believes me! I don’t understand it. I am a pillar of virtue and seriousness!

Thinks we believe anything she says!

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks we believe anything she says!

He is secretly trying to open a cute little motel at the beach so he can lure the Brat back there and catch us relaxing in the hot tub

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

He is secretly trying to open a cute little motel at the beach so he can lure the Brat back there and catch us relaxing in the hot tub

Where's the lie?

She doesn't realize I would if I could!

 

[BrendaBear]

Where's the lie?

She doesn't realize I would if I could!

He is trying to deny it to throw us off our game… he has a fine selection of wines he has been stockpiling, and keeps taking notes on what foods we snack on…

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

He is trying to deny it to throw us off our game… he has a fine selection of wines he has been stockpiling, and keeps taking notes on what foods we snack on…

Again, where's the lie?

Thinks she's immune to correction despite her bratty behavior.

 

[Sammysub07]

Again, where's the lie?

Thinks she's immune to correction despite her bratty behavior.

is playing right into her bratty hands

Edit: stands out in Vegas with a huge sign looking for Brenda Bear. The sign has cuffs dangling from it

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

is playing right into her bratty hands

Doesn't realize that's the best way to trap and correct a brat

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Doesn't realize that's the best way to trap and correct a brat

He is using a magic 8 ball to make sure everything he's saying is really true. Wait... where's Dominic, my magic 8 ball? He stole it?!

 

[Sammysub07]

He is using a magic 8 ball to make sure everything he's saying is really true. Wait... where's Dominic, my magic 8 ball? He stole it?!

Plays a game of 8 ball in the middle as we toss it back and forth while Mischief tries catching it

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Plays a game of 8 ball in the middle as we toss it back and forth while Mischief tries catching it

The 8 ball keeps coming up "Reply Hazy. Try Again". She takes that to mean we should keep tossing it back and forth

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Plays a game of 8 ball in the middle as we toss it back and forth while Mischief tries catching it

Doesn't realize I'm just enjoying watching the brats run and bounce so I keep them busy and enjoy the view

 

[WerdNerd]

Plays a game of 8 ball in the middle as we toss it back and forth while Mischief tries catching it

The "sub" in her name refers to her favorite sandwich and nothing else, you pervs.

 

[Sammysub07]

The "sub" in her name refers to her favorite sandwich and nothing else, you pervs.

Subs are great hoagies are better

Appeals to brats by narrating our favorite stories with his Nerdy Words

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Subs are great hoagies are better

Appeals to brats by narrating our favorite stories with his Nerdy Words

Has terrible taste in sandwiches

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has terrible taste in sandwiches

The only kind of sandwich he likes is plain peanut butter on white bread. Like an animal. Not even jelly or honey or bananas or marshmallow fluff! Nothing but creamy peanut butter on white.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

The only kind of sandwich he likes is plain peanut butter on white bread. Like an animal. Not even jelly or honey or bananas or marshmallow fluff! Nothing but creamy peanut butter on white.

Thinks this doesn't sound gourmet compared to some other food I've been forced to eat.

 

[WerdNerd]

The only kind of sandwich he likes is plain peanut butter on white bread. Like an animal. Not even jelly or honey or bananas or marshmallow fluff! Nothing but creamy peanut butter on white.

Calls her self Harper but does even play a harp

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Calls her self Harper but does even play a harp

Hates alliteration

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Calls her self Harper but does even play a harp

That's not a lie

Hates alliteration

Hates happy hippos having hysterics holding harps heroically

 

[WerdNerd]

That's not a lie

Hates happy hippos having hysterics holding harps heroically

It is so! You're not a real harper if you don't even own a harp. Sheesh!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

That's not a lie

Hates happy hippos having hysterics holding harps heroically

Clearly cannot carry keeping conversations continuously calm

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It is so! You're not a real harper if you don't even own a harp. Sheesh!

Clearly isn't a word nerd if he doesn't know the reasons of people's names

Clearly cannot carry keeping conversations continuously calm

Banishes beliefs 'bout binding brats boldly before blissful betters

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Clearly isn't a word nerd if he doesn't know the reasons of people's names

Banishes beliefs 'bout binding brats boldly before blissful betters

Audaciously admonishes all around and accepts absolutely anything accosting accuracy