~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[TXRafe]

And he thinks he can..

thinks she can keep up with me

 

[BrendaBear]

thinks she can keep up with me

Forgot he is supposed to have brought a collar and a leash to encourage me to keep up.

Duh!!!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Forgot he is supposed to have brought a collar and a leash to encourage me to keep up.

Duh!!!

Smiles at collars, blushes at whips.

 

[BrendaBear]

Smiles at collars, blushes at whips.

It was supposed to be lies, silly.

Gets very confused about women and their intentions….

 

[Sammysub07]

It was supposed to be lies, silly.

Gets very confused about women and their intentions….

Rented a billboard to take notes of women’s intentions for the guys

 

[BrendaBear]

Rented a billboard to take notes of women’s intentions for the guys

And after all that.. they still couldn’t figure it out.

She tattooed an arrow on her body to point to a certain spot they can’t find….

 

[AlexBailey]

And after all that.. they still couldn’t figure it out.

She tattooed an arrow on her body to point to a certain spot they can’t find….

She’s still looking for her own ‘spot’

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

And after all that.. they still couldn’t figure it out.

She tattooed an arrow on her body to point to a certain spot they can’t find….

Tattooed Sammy's arm because she was confused too

 

[Sammysub07]

And after all that.. they still couldn’t figure it out.

She tattooed an arrow on her body to point to a certain spot they can’t find….

Brenda! You-so-good-at-being-bad, Brat!

Forgot it was a henna tattoo shop when she chose her tattoo!

 

[BrendaBear]

Tattooed Sammy's arm because she was confused too

He just likes to point out my mistakes so he can “punish me”.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

He just likes to point out my mistakes so he can “punish me”.

Pretends she doesn't love it

 

[BrendaBear]

Pretends she doesn't love it

He never believes me! I don’t understand it. I am a pillar of virtue and seriousness!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

He never believes me! I don’t understand it. I am a pillar of virtue and seriousness!

Thinks we believe anything she says!

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks we believe anything she says!

He is secretly trying to open a cute little motel at the beach so he can lure the Brat back there and catch us relaxing in the hot tub

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

He is secretly trying to open a cute little motel at the beach so he can lure the Brat back there and catch us relaxing in the hot tub

Where's the lie?

She doesn't realize I would if I could!

 

[BrendaBear]

Where's the lie?

She doesn't realize I would if I could!

He is trying to deny it to throw us off our game… he has a fine selection of wines he has been stockpiling, and keeps taking notes on what foods we snack on…

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

He is trying to deny it to throw us off our game… he has a fine selection of wines he has been stockpiling, and keeps taking notes on what foods we snack on…

Again, where's the lie?

Thinks she's immune to correction despite her bratty behavior.

 

[Sammysub07]

Again, where's the lie?

Thinks she's immune to correction despite her bratty behavior.

is playing right into her bratty hands

Edit: stands out in Vegas with a huge sign looking for Brenda Bear. The sign has cuffs dangling from it

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

is playing right into her bratty hands

Doesn't realize that's the best way to trap and correct a brat

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Doesn't realize that's the best way to trap and correct a brat

He is using a magic 8 ball to make sure everything he's saying is really true. Wait... where's Dominic, my magic 8 ball? He stole it?!

 

[Sammysub07]

He is using a magic 8 ball to make sure everything he's saying is really true. Wait... where's Dominic, my magic 8 ball? He stole it?!

Plays a game of 8 ball in the middle as we toss it back and forth while Mischief tries catching it

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Plays a game of 8 ball in the middle as we toss it back and forth while Mischief tries catching it

The 8 ball keeps coming up "Reply Hazy. Try Again". She takes that to mean we should keep tossing it back and forth

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Plays a game of 8 ball in the middle as we toss it back and forth while Mischief tries catching it

Doesn't realize I'm just enjoying watching the brats run and bounce so I keep them busy and enjoy the view

 

[WerdNerd]

Plays a game of 8 ball in the middle as we toss it back and forth while Mischief tries catching it

The "sub" in her name refers to her favorite sandwich and nothing else, you pervs.

 

[Sammysub07]

The "sub" in her name refers to her favorite sandwich and nothing else, you pervs.

Subs are great hoagies are better

Appeals to brats by narrating our favorite stories with his Nerdy Words