~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

He once played on a professional basketball team. Later, he played profession ping pong before moving on to a prolific career in writing reviews of potato chip packaging.
Oh how the mighty fall.

She refuses to show off her tatas to get out of a speeding ticket. Quite the opposite … she’s yelling profanities at the officer. Her wrists are held out. Waiting for the cuffs.
 
Oh how the mighty fall.

She refuses to show off her tatas to get out of a speeding ticket. Quite the opposite … she’s yelling profanities at the officer. Her wrists are held out. Waiting for the cuffs.
Wasn't this supposed to be lies?

His favorite form of dancing is actually the mating ritual dancing of the ancient celts that secretly lived in Utah.
 
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