~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

He actually is just really anxious to do some spanking. But what's with the fly swatter? You haven't used that on a fly right?

Doesn’t actually care… is just wanting me to use my hand instead

 

[BrendaBear]

Doesn’t actually care… is just wanting me to use my hand instead

It's supposed to be lies, Jack!

Forgets the rules easily. Unless, it's some rule he made up and I am the one that "broke the rule". Suddenly he is a freakin' law professor then.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's supposed to be lies, Jack!

Forgets the rules easily. Unless, it's some rule he made up and I am the one that "broke the rule". Suddenly he is a freakin' law professor then.

Is secretly a bear just posing as a brat

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is secretly a bear just posing as a brat

Has a bear suit, and chases away brats with it

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is secretly a bear just posing as a brat

Is collecting confessions to make one hell of a payday soon.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is secretly a bear just posing as a brat

Doesn't actually have a degree in chemistry.

Her major was in animal husbandry

 

[cactusjack0584]

Doesn't actually have a degree in chemistry.

Her major was in animal husbandry

Has too much of a degree of interest in witnessing animal husbandry

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Doesn't actually have a degree in chemistry.

Her major was in animal husbandry

Thinks animal husbandry means pimping out animals.

 

[Luv2tongueu]

Has never even been to Ohio.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has too much of a degree of interest in witnessing animal husbandry

Thinks animal husbandry means pimping out animals.

These two are actually taking courses on Husbandry. Just the word, not the act.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

These two are actually taking courses on Husbandry. Just the word, not the act.

Has promised to provide me audio instructions on this course and has failed to do so

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has never even been to Ohio.

Lucky!

These two are actually taking courses on Husbandry. Just the word, not the act.

Wants to watch… maybe participate

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has promised to provide me audio instructions on this course and has failed to do so

I know what you would use that audio for..... stealing my voice like the sea witch you secretly are!!!

 

[cactusjack0584]

I know what you would use that audio for..... stealing my voice like the sea witch you secretly are!!!

Wants to have a tail… not like a mermaid either

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Wants to have a tail… not like a mermaid either

Has finally figured out how mermaids have coitus with humans.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has finally figured out how mermaids have coitus with humans.

I was a sailor so…

Has erotic dreams about mermaids… also Lisa Frank for some reason?…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I was a sailor so…

Has erotic dreams about mermaids… also Lisa Frank for some reason?…

Masturbates to audio of dolphin squeals

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Masturbates to audio of dolphin squeals

Really has a thing for animals

 

[Scarred65]

He is Jester to the court of Emperor Eggplant and relishes the day his plant masters revenge themselves on the animal kingdom after millennia of genocide.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

He is Jester to the court of Emperor Eggplant and relishes the day his plant masters revenge themselves on the animal kingdom after millennia of genocide.

Feels inadequacy around eggplants.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Feels inadequacy around eggplants.

Feels inadequacy around baby plantains…

sorry I had to

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Feels inadequacy around baby plantains…

sorry I had to

Is in fact NOT a well meaning prick

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is in fact NOT a well meaning prick

Is hung like a donkey… not quite a horse but close

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is hung like a donkey… not quite a horse but close

Is hung like a cactus. Not a saguaro though.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is hung like a cactus. Not a swaguaro though.

Knows waaaay to much about the anatomy of cacti