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He once played on a professional basketball team. Later, he played profession ping pong before moving on to a prolific career in writing reviews of potato chip packaging.Built Stonehenge and leaves hints everywhere
Oh how the mighty fall.He once played on a professional basketball team. Later, he played profession ping pong before moving on to a prolific career in writing reviews of potato chip packaging.
Wasn't this supposed to be lies?Oh how the mighty fall.
She refuses to show off her tatas to get out of a speeding ticket. Quite the opposite … she’s yelling profanities at the officer. Her wrists are held out. Waiting for the cuffs.
What do you think the strip tease evolved from?Wasn't this supposed to be lies?
His favorite form of dancing is actually the mating ritual dancing of the ancient celts that secretly lived in Utah.
They are now working on their opening act together. He's taking it wayyyy to seriously. She's not taking it serious at allWhat do you think the strip tease evolved from?
She’s been Trying to convince me for months to take the show to Vegas. It’s tempting if she takes the lead role!
Why you gotta go and tell on me again? She is such a tattle tale! Oh.... she's cruisin' for a spanking....They are now working on their opening act together. He's taking it wayyyy to seriously. She's not taking it serious at all
Just loves to be spanked.Why you gotta go and tell on me again? She is such a tattle tale! Oh.... she's cruisin' for a spanking....
He actually is just really anxious to do some spanking. But what's with the fly swatter? You haven't used that on a fly right?Just loves to be spanked.
Doesn’t actually care… is just wanting me to use my hand insteadHe actually is just really anxious to do some spanking. But what's with the fly swatter? You haven't used that on a fly right?
It's supposed to be lies, Jack!Doesn’t actually care… is just wanting me to use my hand instead
Is secretly a bear just posing as a bratIt's supposed to be lies, Jack!
Forgets the rules easily. Unless, it's some rule he made up and I am the one that "broke the rule". Suddenly he is a freakin' law professor then.
Has a bear suit, and chases away brats with itIs secretly a bear just posing as a brat
Is collecting confessions to make one hell of a payday soon.Is secretly a bear just posing as a brat
Doesn't actually have a degree in chemistry.Is secretly a bear just posing as a brat
Has too much of a degree of interest in witnessing animal husbandryDoesn't actually have a degree in chemistry.
Her major was in animal husbandry
Thinks animal husbandry means pimping out animals.Doesn't actually have a degree in chemistry.
Her major was in animal husbandry
Has too much of a degree of interest in witnessing animal husbandry
These two are actually taking courses on Husbandry. Just the word, not the act.Thinks animal husbandry means pimping out animals.
Has promised to provide me audio instructions on this course and has failed to do soThese two are actually taking courses on Husbandry. Just the word, not the act.
Lucky!Has never even been to Ohio.
Wants to watch… maybe participateThese two are actually taking courses on Husbandry. Just the word, not the act.
I know what you would use that audio for..... stealing my voice like the sea witch you secretly are!!!Has promised to provide me audio instructions on this course and has failed to do so
Wants to have a tail… not like a mermaid eitherI know what you would use that audio for..... stealing my voice like the sea witch you secretly are!!!
Has finally figured out how mermaids have coitus with humans.Wants to have a tail… not like a mermaid either
I was a sailor so…Has finally figured out how mermaids have coitus with humans.