~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

Jerks it to footage of Lucaino Pavarotti and yells “What Else that mouth do” right on the money stroke.

Timing is everything…

That's fucking hilarious

Wants to catch the money shot from cactus

Owns a bank full of money shots

 

[Sammysub07]

Timing is everything…

Owns a bank full of money shots

Owns a sperm bank behind my popsicle shop.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Owns a sperm bank behind my popsicle shop.

Constantly asks to make withdrawals even though I’ve explained it’s not that type of bank

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Constantly asks to make withdrawals even though I’ve explained it’s not that type of bank

Is reinvesting the cash he's making on selling the sperm into a newly flavored popsicle for the stand. DONT ASK QUESTIONS

 

[Sunlover101]

Constantly asks to make withdrawals even though I’ve explained it’s not that type of bank

Is now a full time pimp for the Cum Again Popsicle Company owned and run by a certain group of Lit "Ladies'.

 

[Sammysub07]

Constantly asks to make withdrawals even though I’ve explained it’s not that type of bank

Semantics. Both have cash on hand!

Forgot that Brats R’ Us is right behind me demanding cash!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is now a full time pimp for the Cum Again Popsicle Company owned and run by a certain group of Lit "Ladies'.

Ladies is in quotations because he knows the proper term is "Brats" but refuses to acknowledge such a word. Ever.

Semantics. Both have cash on hand!

Forgot that Brats R’ Us is right behind me demanding cash!

Shops EXCLUSIVELY at Brats R Us. They have every bratty thing she needs

 

[TXRafe]

Semantics. Both have cash on hand!

Forgot that Brats R’ Us is right behind me demanding cash!

doesnt need cash...all she needs is alone time, comfy blankets, wine, football, and daddy

 

[Chloe_Harper]

doesnt need cash...all she needs is alone time, comfy blankets, wine, football, and daddy

Weird, his list of need is almost verbatim.... except, no football. He wants none of the nonsense. Change the channel right now before he attacks!

 

[SimonSex]

Wears bowling wrist guards when playing pickleball to show how diverse a sporting animal she is.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wears bowling wrist guards when playing pickleball to show how diverse a sporting animal she is.

Refuses to play any sport where a ball might come flying toward his face. Doesn't matter what kinda ball. He doesn't want a single one. Near. His. Face.

 

[TXRafe]

Refuses to play any sport where a ball might come flying toward his face. Doesn't matter what kinda ball. He doesn't want a single one. Near. His. Face.

her list of needs is long and intense but football is definitely one of them... @Sammysub07 should be more afraid of chloe attacking her than me. i mean, sammy doesnt even get my notifications, just a pity giggle here and there

 

[Sammysub07]

her list of needs is long and intense but football is definitely one of them... @Sammysub07 should be more afraid of chloe attacking her than me. i mean, sammy doesnt even get my notifications, just a pity giggle here and there

I had a grocery delivery I had to attend to!

Learns the hard way I don’t have to worry about @Chloe_Harper attacking me because when she shows up we cuff you to the chair behind the popsicle shop

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I had a grocery delivery I had to attend to!

Learns the hard way I don’t have to worry about @Chloe_Harper attacking me because when she shows up we cuff you to the chair behind the popsicle shop

All there popsicles melt because the lesbian heat they create in the shop

 

[TXRafe]

I had a grocery delivery I had to attend to!

Learns the hard way I don’t have to worry about @Chloe_Harper attacking me because when she shows up we cuff you to the chair behind the popsicle shop

can i still see you from the chair? licking the popsicles? letting them drip all over your mouth and chin and hands? making everything all sticky? because if i can, i think im pretty good. maybe some water? thanks.

 

[Sunlover101]

I had a grocery delivery I had to attend to!

Learns the hard way I don’t have to worry about @Chloe_Harper attacking me because when she shows up we cuff you to the chair behind the popsicle shop

Attends 'Brats Anonymous' regular as clock work on her way to her popsicle station.

 

[Sammysub07]

can i still see you from the chair? licking the popsicles? letting them drip all over your mouth and chin and hands? making everything all sticky? because if i can, i think im pretty good. maybe some water? thanks.

No, silly! Show takes place upfront in the store windows. That’s why we chose the back

Water? Thehehe

@Chloe_Harper and I pull the water hose out for you! There you go. Water.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

All there popsicles melt because the lesbian heat they create in the shop

Attends 'Brats Anonymous' regular as clock work on her way to her popsicle station.

can i still see you from the chair? licking the popsicles? letting them drip all over your mouth and chin and hands? making everything all sticky? because if i can, i think im pretty good. maybe some water? thanks.

Are now all paying extra to watch @Sammysub07 and I spray each other in our perfect slo-mo boob bounce, giggling as we get all the sticky from the popsicles washed off. Soaking each other. They all just hand their wallets over. Jaws dropped. Eyes bulging. Other things bulging...

 

[Sammysub07]

Are now all paying extra to watch @Sammysub07 and I spray each other in our perfect slo-mo boob bounce, giggling as we get all the sticky from the popsicles washed off. Soaking each other. They all just hand their wallets over. Jaws dropped. Eyes bulging. Other things bulging...

Grabs besties hand. Wrong show, love!

Tosses rafe the cuff keys before we close up shop

 

[TXRafe]

Grabs besties hand. Wrong show, love!

Tosses rafe the cuff keys before we close up shop

wow... @Chloe_Harper and @Sammysub07 are not brats in the slightest sense of the word...do not elicit feelings of frustration with their skipping and giggling...are both just the absolute most best good girls and perfect angels at all times. not the slightest hint of naughtiness or brattiness in their bodies.

 

[Sammysub07]

wow... @Chloe_Harper and @Sammysub07 are not brats in the slightest sense of the word...do not elicit feelings of frustration with their skipping and giggling...are both just the absolute most best good girls and perfect angels at all times. not the slightest hint of naughtiness or brattiness in their bodies.

Agreed with most of what you said. Bratty Good Girls? Certainly!

Earns a cheek smooch from both of us for your humor behind the scenes!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Agreed with most of what you said. Bratty Good Girls? Certainly!

Earns a cheek smooch from both of us for your humor behind the scenes!

She got us hula hoops at Brats R Us, and now wants to go hula hoop with me in the park while the boys are busy picking their jaws back up

 

[TXRafe]

Agreed with most of what you said. Bratty Good Girls? Certainly!

Earns a cheek smooch from both of us for your humor behind the scenes!

didnt miss that this is a baseless lies thread

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

didnt miss that this is a baseless lies thread

Knows he can't keep up with these two

 

[BrendaBear]

Knows he can't keep up with these two

And he thinks he can..