~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Subs are great hoagies are better

Appeals to brats by narrating our favorite stories with his Nerdy Words

Has terrible taste in sandwiches

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has terrible taste in sandwiches

The only kind of sandwich he likes is plain peanut butter on white bread. Like an animal. Not even jelly or honey or bananas or marshmallow fluff! Nothing but creamy peanut butter on white.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

The only kind of sandwich he likes is plain peanut butter on white bread. Like an animal. Not even jelly or honey or bananas or marshmallow fluff! Nothing but creamy peanut butter on white.

Thinks this doesn't sound gourmet compared to some other food I've been forced to eat.

 

[WerdNerd]

The only kind of sandwich he likes is plain peanut butter on white bread. Like an animal. Not even jelly or honey or bananas or marshmallow fluff! Nothing but creamy peanut butter on white.

Calls her self Harper but does even play a harp

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Calls her self Harper but does even play a harp

Hates alliteration

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Calls her self Harper but does even play a harp

That's not a lie

Hates alliteration

Hates happy hippos having hysterics holding harps heroically

 

[WerdNerd]

That's not a lie

Hates happy hippos having hysterics holding harps heroically

It is so! You're not a real harper if you don't even own a harp. Sheesh!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

That's not a lie

Hates happy hippos having hysterics holding harps heroically

Clearly cannot carry keeping conversations continuously calm

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It is so! You're not a real harper if you don't even own a harp. Sheesh!

Clearly isn't a word nerd if he doesn't know the reasons of people's names

Clearly cannot carry keeping conversations continuously calm

Banishes beliefs 'bout binding brats boldly before blissful betters

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Clearly isn't a word nerd if he doesn't know the reasons of people's names

Banishes beliefs 'bout binding brats boldly before blissful betters

Audaciously admonishes all around and accepts absolutely anything accosting accuracy

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Clearly isn't a word nerd if he doesn't know the reasons of people's names

Banishes beliefs 'bout binding brats boldly before blissful betters

Uses alliteration as a defense mechanism when her eyes get twitchy. Her eyes get twitchy whenever unicorns are near. Unicorns are creatures of darkness to be feared.

 

[shybutobscene]

Uses alliteration as a defense mechanism when her eyes get twitchy. Her eyes get twitchy whenever unicorns are near. Unicorns are creatures of darkness to be feared.

Superglued a horn to a horse's head when they were a child and charged their friends $1 to see the unicorn. $5 if they wanted to ride the unicorn as well.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Superglued a horn to a horse's head when they were a child and charged their friends $1 to see the unicorn. $5 if they wanted to ride the unicorn as well.

Charged their friends $10 to ride the unicorn's head

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Superglued a horn to a horse's head when they were a child and charged their friends $1 to see the unicorn. $5 if they wanted to ride the unicorn as well.

And I would’ve gotten away with it wasn’t for Jack and his pesky elf!

Charged their friends $10 to ride the unicorn's head

Started a lawsuit against fraudulent unicorn rides.

 

[cactusjack0584]

@shybutobscene Also offered unicorn rides to ladies… when they ask where the horn is he’d pull down his pants…

 

[AlwaysDancing]

@shybutobscene Also offered unicorn rides to ladies… when they ask where the horn is he’d pull down his pants…

That works actually. Not … not that I would know.

He’s tried the same trick with “excuse me lady, would you like to see a cactus?”

 

[Sammysub07]

That works actually. Not … not that I would know.

He’s tried the same trick with “excuse me lady, would you like to see a cactus?”

Gave Jack a cactus costume to try with the ladies. The inflation rate was too much for a peek of his prickly prick sales quickly plummeted

 

[Chloe_Harper]

That works actually. Not … not that I would know.

He’s tried the same trick with “excuse me lady, would you like to see a cactus?”

Has a book of "lines" to try on all the ladies. His new year resolution is to use a new line everyday. It can be on the same lady, but results may vary.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Prefers sammy's to subs.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Prefers sammy's to subs.

Is so corny he has a farm… where he sells corn…

 

[Sammysub07]

Is so corny he has a farm… where he sells corn…

dresses up as a scarecrow every night and walks the perimeter of the corn field trying to scare cars driving by

 

[cactusjack0584]

dresses up as a scarecrow every night and walks the perimeter of the corn field trying to scare cars driving by

Stands down the road a bit tempting the cars to come closer by flashing them

 

[Sammysub07]

Stands down the road a bit tempting the cars to come closer by flashing them

Supposed to be lies

Convinced me I’d get beads. Turned out that was a lie!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Supposed to be lies

Convinced me I’d get beads. Turned out that was a lie!

Didn’t really want the beads…

 

[HeavyBalls]

Supposed to be lies

Convinced me I’d get beads. Turned out that was a lie!

Didn't want to "earn" said beads...