Uses alliteration as a defense mechanism when her eyes get twitchy. Her eyes get twitchy whenever unicorns are near. Unicorns are creatures of darkness to be feared.Clearly isn't a word nerd if he doesn't know the reasons of people's names
Banishes beliefs 'bout binding brats boldly before blissful betters
Superglued a horn to a horse's head when they were a child and charged their friends $1 to see the unicorn. $5 if they wanted to ride the unicorn as well.
Charged their friends $10 to ride the unicorn's head
And I would’ve gotten away with it wasn’t for Jack and his pesky elf!
Started a lawsuit against fraudulent unicorn rides.
That works actually. Not … not that I would know.
Gave Jack a cactus costume to try with the ladies. The inflation rate was too much for a peek of his prickly prick
sales quickly plummeted
Has a book of "lines" to try on all the ladies. His new year resolution is to use a new line everyday. It can be on the same lady, but results may vary.
Is so corny he has a farm… where he sells corn…Prefers sammy's to subs.
dresses up as a scarecrow every night and walks the perimeter of the corn field trying to scare cars driving by
Stands down the road a bit tempting the cars to come closer by flashing them
Didn’t really want the beads…
Didn't want to "earn" said beads...
Knows I collected all the beads to give them to her in person next cuddle time.
He gets sucked every night, so his balls aren't actually heavy. They hang like old blown up balloons. Still a little full but flatter
Is an official ball weigher… sometime her jobs is nuts…He gets sucked every night, so his balls are actually heavy. They hang like old blown up balloons. Still a little full but flatter
Enjoyed me weighing his balls. Definitely a nutty job!
Prefers her balls big, dirty, and hairy
Prefers sports balls
Has a collection of sports balls.
Surprisingly, doesn't have blue balls
