~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

Um, it’s quiet the tool my man

Makes minute brownies in 45 seconds.

Can make minute rice in 15 seconds… he calls it a quickie… I don’t have the heart to correct him…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Can make minute rice in 15 seconds… he calls it a quickie… I don’t have the heart to correct him…

Reason we have that warning label on hair driers

 

[cactusjack0584]

Reason we have that warning label on hair driers

He’s the reason we have warning labels on deodorant… he kept applying it to his eyes…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He’s the reason we have warning labels on deodorant… he kept applying it to his eyes…

Follows directions on shampoo bottles to a T.

Rinse. Wash. Repeat
Rinse. Wash. Repeat
Rinse. Wash. Repear

Just one of the reasons he takes loooooonnngggg showers

 

[BrendaBear]

Follows directions on shampoo bottles to a T.

Rinse. Wash. Repeat
Rinse. Wash. Repeat
Rinse. Wash. Repear

Just one of the reasons he takes loooooonnngggg showers

Isn’t familiar with the act of taking a shower.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Isn’t familiar with the act of taking a shower.

Takes baths exclusively.
Bath bombs something something
Lost my train of.....

 

[Scarred65]

His stagename is Mr. Memory the Magnificent!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

His stagename is Mr. Memory the Magnificent!

Quit showbiz when he discovered Karnak the magnificent was already taken.

Became a therapist instead

 

[BrendaBear]

Quit showbiz when he discovered Karnak the magnificent was already taken.

Became a therapist instead

Took up hunting trees for sport because he loves the chase.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Took up hunting trees for sport because he loves the chase.

I like to hunt bear and deer.
Bare asses and dear faces
.............

Thinks Olympic break dancing is the best "sport"

 

[BrendaBear]

I like to hunt bear and deer.
Bare asses and dear faces
.............

Thinks Olympic break dancing is the best "sport"

He's still mad at me for thinking a hockey game was played on that diamond field thingy.

 

[TXRafe]

He's still mad at me for thinking a hockey game was played on that diamond field thingy.

previously a diamond field thingy was what she called her vagazzled pubic area

 

[BrendaBear]

previously a diamond field thingy was what she called her vagazzled pubic area

Let's not be discussing my vagazzled pubic area, mister smarty pants, sportsball expert! I at least know you have a fascination with balls...

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Let's not be discussing my vagazzled pubic area, mister smarty pants, sportsball expert! I at least know you have a fascination with balls...

Also has a fascination with balls, has pictures of them all over her home, including over her bed

 

[BrendaBear]

Also has a fascination with balls, has pictures of them all over her home, including over her bed

Well, it is fun to hit them with a stick, so there's that.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Well, it is fun to hit them with a stick, so there's that.

Also has a stick for exactly that purpose… she calls it the Testicle Truncheon

 

[BrendaBear]

Also has a stick for exactly that purpose… she calls it the Testicle Truncheon

Only because he sent it to me. I didn't have need of it but he sent it anyway.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Only because he sent it to me. I didn't have need of it but he sent it anyway.

Previously used golf clubs instead but decided to use them for their original purpose

 

[BrendaBear]

Previously used golf clubs instead but decided to use them for their original purpose

He prefers hitting into the sand traps... apparently that appeals to his adventure feeling of traveling the great dunes.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

He prefers hitting into the sand traps... apparently that appeals to his adventure feeling of traveling the great dunes.

Prefers to take shots into the rough.. no idea why a round of shots useful in that part of the course but works for them..

 

[BrendaBear]

Prefers to take shots into the rough.. no idea why a round of shots useful in that part of the course but works for them..

He's not familiar with the idea that some women like it a little rough... he actually doesn't know any women.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

He's not familiar with the idea that some women like it a little rough... he actually doesn't know any women.

Sleeps on sheets of sandpaper, so they can be a little rough all the time

 

[BrendaBear]

Sleeps on sheets of sandpaper, so they can be a little rough all the time

He doesn’t ever actually sleep. He is the opposite of a vampire, in that he only operates when the sun is shining and goes dormant when the sun goes down.

 

[SimonSex]

Sells popsicle stick thumb pianos at area flea markets on weekends.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sells popsicle stick thumb pianos at area flea markets on weekends.

He has a secret desire to climb Mt Everest, but doesn’t like the cold. He is waiting for it to warm up.