Chloe_Harper
Graceful Brat Always
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Is still trying to decide what his AIM screen name should be because he doesn't want to be "cactusjack" over there. Maybe "cactusbob"
~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~
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Saltfountain
Rex Peurilis
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Is now renaming all her accounts 'cactusbobsandvagene'
cactusjack0584
Well meaning prick
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Is still waiting on her dial up to connect… and waiting… and waiting… shit someone picked up the phone…has to start over…
crazychemgirl
another rabid heifer
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loves running errands with no pants on while driving around town
Saltfountain
Rex Peurilis
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Still can't work out the concept of 'lies'
cactusjack0584
Well meaning prick
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Follows me on my errands and waits for me to get out of the car to watch the show
Saltfountain
Rex Peurilis
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"trapping bears" is his favourite euphemism for unprotected anal sex
cactusjack0584
Well meaning prick
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Consider macguyver an amatuer. He can disarm a bomb with just his penis… no tools needed…
SimonSex
Literotica Guru
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cactusjack0584
Well meaning prick
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Can make minute rice in 15 seconds… he calls it a quickie… I don’t have the heart to correct him…Um, it’s quiet the tool my man
Makes minute brownies in 45 seconds.
Hornymwtxn
Virgin
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Reason we have that warning label on hair driers
cactusjack0584
Well meaning prick
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He’s the reason we have warning labels on deodorant… he kept applying it to his eyes…
Hornymwtxn
Virgin
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Follows directions on shampoo bottles to a T.He’s the reason we have warning labels on deodorant… he kept applying it to his eyes…
Rinse. Wash. Repeat
Rinse. Wash. Repeat
Rinse. Wash. Repear
Just one of the reasons he takes loooooonnngggg showers
BrendaBear
Feral Brat
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Isn’t familiar with the act of taking a shower.
Hornymwtxn
Virgin
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Takes baths exclusively.Isn’t familiar with the act of taking a shower.
Bath bombs something something
Lost my train of.....
Hornymwtxn
Virgin
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Quit showbiz when he discovered Karnak the magnificent was already taken.
Became a therapist instead
BrendaBear
Feral Brat
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Took up hunting trees for sport because he loves the chase.
Hornymwtxn
Virgin
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I like to hunt bear and deer.
Bare asses and dear faces
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Thinks Olympic break dancing is the best "sport"
BrendaBear
Feral Brat
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He's still mad at me for thinking a hockey game was played on that diamond field thingy.
TXRafe
Neurodivergent
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previously a diamond field thingy was what she called her vagazzled pubic area
BrendaBear
Feral Brat
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Let's not be discussing my vagazzled pubic area, mister smarty pants, sportsball expert! I at least know you have a fascination with balls...previously a diamond field thingy was what she called her vagazzled pubic area
Cwtchseeker
Best Welsh Cuddler
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Also has a fascination with balls, has pictures of them all over her home, including over her bed
BrendaBear
Feral Brat
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Well, it is fun to hit them with a stick, so there's that.
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