~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

Wait... you created the technology to give guns little legs so they can run

Yes I race them…

Bets on the gun races

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Yes I race them…

Bets on the gun races

He superglues rubber ducks on top of all the guns to look like the jockeys for the races

 

[cactusjack0584]

He superglues rubber ducks on top of all the guns to look like the jockeys for the races

She tried to convince me to use dildos but they were to floppy and the guns kept falling over and shooting random bystanders

 

[TXRafe]

He superglues rubber ducks on top of all the guns to look like the jockeys for the races

suggested he use live chicks from tractor supply but the idea was quickly rebuffed by her more healthy friends

 

[BrendaBear]

suggested he use live chicks from tractor supply but the idea was quickly rebuffed by her more healthy friends

Jokes on you - @Chloe_Harper doesn’t have “more healthy friends” … we are all totally warped.

 

[Sammysub07]

suggested he use live chicks from tractor supply but the idea was quickly rebuffed by her more healthy friends

Jokes on you - @Chloe_Harper doesn’t have “more healthy friends” … we are all totally warped.

Wasn’t the healthy friends but the warped friends that convinced her duck feathers flying around might get in the way of the sights

Ammo got swapped to mini dildos

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@TXRafe tried to get in on my good side as the bookie. @Sammysub07 and @BrendaBear tried to help @cactusjack0584 secure the dildos better with their superior minds and excellent skills at handling phallic objects

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Wasn’t the healthy friends but the warped friends that convinced her duck feathers flying around might get in the way of the sights

Ammo got swapped to mini dildos

Prefers mini dildos

 

[Sammysub07]

Prefers mini dildos

Supposed to be lies! More* is always better!

The mini dildos were cast from a size he knew intimately

 

[Trubbycat]

Is the dildomeister in his community.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is the dildomeister in his community.

Is mad they aren’t the dildomeister

 

[Trubbycat]

Stole all my dildos

 

[Sammysub07]

Stole all my dildos

Helped Jack stick all the dildos on top of the lights of all the local police patrol cars in the local town!

 

[Trubbycat]

Attached dildos to the cop cars for curb feelers

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Stole all my dildos

Is sad because he had costumes for all his dildos and none of them fit his penis. Now what will he do?

Helped Jack stick all the dildos on top of the lights of all the local police patrol cars in the local town!

Distracted the police when they passed her jump roping on the corner. They just kept nodding at the same pace of her boobs

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Attached dildos to the cop cars for curb feelers

Was surprised when the cops used them for their usual purpose

 

[Trubbycat]

Was beaten by dildo wielding cops

 

[Sammysub07]

Was beaten by dildo wielding cops

I can think of worse ways to go to jail

Put super glue on all the dildos. Now cops can’t unfuck their hands

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I can think of worse ways to go to jail

Put super glue on all the dildos. Now cops can’t unfuck their hands

Tried to lick the gluey dildos and ended up stuck

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Tried to lick the gluey dildos and ended up stuck
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Is convinced that is she licks @Sammysub07's tongue it will help unstick it from the dildos.

The boys all have their lotion on standby.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Is convinced that is she licks @Sammysub07's tongue it will help unstick it from the dildos.

The boys all have their lotion on standby.

Has a lotion-selling side business and always seems to be in the right place at the right time

 

[TXRafe]

Is convinced that is she licks @Sammysub07's tongue it will help unstick it from the dildos.

The boys all have their lotion on standby.

knows that youre supposed to use water based lube because the chemicals in the lotion can cause desensitizing

 

[Chloe_Harper]

knows that youre supposed to use water based lube because the chemicals in the lotion can cause desensitizing

Where is the eyeroll reaction

He read that in an article, but doesnt actually use lube. He thinks its icky

Has a lotion-selling side business and always seems to be in the right place at the right time

Helped me to develop the app to know where to be and when

 

[cactusjack0584]

knows that youre supposed to use water based lube because the chemicals in the lotion can cause desensitizing

Always wants to feel EVERYTHING when using a dildo

 

[shybutobscene]

Always wants to feel EVERYTHING when using a dildo

Once made the mistake of thinking his dildo was his seeing eye stick. Looked very awkward in public finding his way around.